How can i be smart?

>His intelligence is not the result of a Chad tier combination of autism and psychopathy that allows him to pretend to be a normal human when he needs to.

Absolute brainlet. It took me a while, almost all of my youth, but now I can mimic humans almost perfectly. It is a beautiful power. You will never know how much can be accomplished by pretending to like the local sportsball team.

Who the fuck are you to determine what’s going through my head? What gives you the authority to blow off my opinions like their nothing? Fuck it, this is my fault for thinking there’d be one person on Jow Forums that could help me with my problem. But no, just neckbeards telling me to end my life because they jerk off to the sound of their mechanical keyboards tapping away to insult someone. Fuck you all. Fuck this site.
>someone got a nice pic to go with this pasta?

>uses Wikipedia article as source
kek

ghr.nlm.nih.gov/primer/traits/intelligence

>Intelligence is also strongly influenced by the environment.

scientificamerican.com/article/is-intelligence-hereditary/

>...which provides strong support for the importance of environmental factors.

highiqpro.com/iq-training-neuroplasticity-effects

>scientists have now developed an effective brain training exercise for increasing IQ and memory capacity

>Who the fuck are you to determine what’s going through my head?
Uh, I was very clear. Infinite IQ.

By the way, I didn't say you should end it. I said you should stop worrying about this superficial shit and just go do something actually useful. Too many people just care too much about intelligence when there is no reason for it because you are just born with intelligence or not. Look at all the losers pretending to be intelligent on places like r/iamverysmart. Is that what you want to become? Hell no, just do something useful. Start learning something practical. Do not worry about learning to become "smarter".

I'll have you know I can mimic the normies reasonably well...

...I just can't maintain it for long periods of time

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Yeah, I get tired too. But you have to look at the end goal. Humans are inferior insects, and the goal is always to fuck them over in order to get something out of them. Just think about the reward and nothing else. If you break character, you are not getting what you want.

Apparently infinite IQ makes you infinity retarded.

Ask why and how. Force yourself to find out and understand why and how.

You must be a fellow ENTJ

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Believeing anything blindly the "science" says. Also statistics are the ultimate manipulation. Remembed coke and slitting veins used to be seen as legit healing methods.

No, INTP master race.

Just kidding, I don't care about horoscopes 2.0. And if you do, you are retarded. Nothing about MB is scientific at all.

How does your day look like? You may want to adapt other habits and that may help you increase efficiency and learning ability. Don't forget to have a variety. Learning isn't only about having a book and reading it, there's many other aspects to it.

I disagree. It's good for an extremely rough estimate...That's about it

Yeah, and star signs are also an extremely rough estimate but there is a reason we call them whore scopes.

delving into something specific that genuinely interests you can catalyze your mental function overall

also, listening to smart people talk will give you a better ability to flesh out your thoughts

That's a complete shot in the dark, not a rough estimate. There's a diffirence

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Well, I will give you that I have taken the MBTI 3 times and 3 times gotten INTP, and if I had been born 3 different times odds are I would have gotten a different star sign at least once so okay. But really, the science on MBTI is pretty clear in that it isn't. The only psychologists that advocate it are, you guessed it, those getting paid to advocate it. It is dead science. There is nothing there of value. You might as well go to buzzfeed and take a "What type of pokemon are you" test.

>used by 80% of fortune 500 companies and 90% of fortune 100 companies
I understand if you don't want to call it scientific, but I wouldn't dismiss it as being completely worthless

Even those buzzfeed surveys that are completely trivial at first glance are used for something

Dude, come on. Don't use those companies as examples. Do you know how that shit even works? They are just passing money around. Those big companies just "use" it because it costs them literally nothing, and they have probably some relation with the people at the top of the MBTI. That is how this shit works.

If you show me like some dirt-poor small business that is paying for MBTI because it is actually good for him then I'd believe you, but you have no idea how much those Fortune 500 companies just pass money around to keep people on their good side. Same reason they constantly pay politicians to give speeches. Do you think any of them give a shit about what some retired congressman has to say? No, it is an excuse to give out huge checks and keep the other rich people on their good side. You have no idea how rich people do stuff.

Are you the guy that also believes earth is flat?
You even fail to read your own fucking source which explicitly states in the first paragraph.
>There has been significant controversy in the academic community about the heritability of IQ
Intelligence isn't measurable in numbers, IQ calculations are a bad systems and aren't used anymore. Not only is your knowledge outdated, it's simply bullshit.

Seriously if you can not accumulate knowledge to at least vaguely add 1+1, you are a fucking moron and you are part of the problem in society.

Is absolutely right

Oh no did I hurt your fee fees by using a bad word? I'm sworry user!

Just kidding. Fuck you.