Help me get a match on tinder

>Fixation On Starting Words With Capital Letters
That's the written equivalent of murder. I can't stand people who type like that lmao. I always ask people why they do it and they ALWAYS reply in a rude way. Idk if I want to ask you why you type like that. If you were being ironic it doesn't show btw. But oh well, what do I know. Good luck!

Make your bio short and sweet, slightly funny. That's a list for faggots.

Get a couple of proper photos too. Ask a buddy, or hire an amateur photographer

>N64 shirt
>no real job listed

Well that's a bad start.

Remove all this shit
>Uncle
Not exactly something you can brag about.

>Owner of car
Which is expected of people?

>Video game connoisseur
What the fuck is with you and that word?

>Gym goer
Again, it's expected of you.

get rid of any text except that spongebob line. use a photo you look friendly on as the main picture. smile dude, trust me. i had some resting murderer face pic up for like half a year, got 2 matches. i switched it up to a picture of me smiling and some wrote stupid text and now i'm up to 180. them bitches love them smiles lemme tell you.

Memes are a terrible thing to be proud of enjoying.
The listing of mundane things as if it is brag worthy is amusing at best, but I doubt good enough to get any girl to swipe right for.
You also write things like instrument and sports, where you could be much more specific or make it an interesting statement.
The last statement makes you seem desperate.

From your own description, you are an unambitious student who goes to the gym and have the maturity of a 14 year old.
The picture of you is in a weird angle and you are wearing a graphic tee, so that doesn't speak well for you either.

Kill your self

so bad has to be bait

BOOOOO

BAD BAIT
BAD PROFILE
BAAAAD

TRASH

Way too long man. Turn one or two of these qualities into a snappy joke, even if it's bad. You see women writing lists like this because they don't have to try, but you do

Take a better picture, where you're smiling and not dressed like a child. Get a job. basically just grow up a bit, and you'll do fine

Photo dumping the rest of my pics

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I've been home for like 7 months since I took a gap semester to make some cash to invest in stocks/pay off student loans. It's kind of hard to meet anyone when you're 20 in an area of the country where the vast majority of ppl my age go to college.

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okay tell me 2-3 things you actually have knowledge about that isn't drenched in irony

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it was ironic

Just become a programmer. bitches love programmers

1. World History
2. The history of various American sports leagues
3. Knowing how to cut various cuts of beef, chicken, pork and lamb.

good
say you're a history major with a passion for *insert era* and excellent chef. get a picture with you meal you cook.
you can add the spongebob line also

>N64 Shirt
Is it not ok to be nerd? I do have actual good clothing but it's ok to wear a graphic tee casually from time to time. You can even layer it with other clothes. So nope not taking your advice on that.

>no real job listed
K fine I'll change that, but I wanted to attract a nerdy girl.

>Uncle
Shows I'm responsible
>Owner of car
same as uncle but it's also funny the way its worded
>Video Game connoisseur
It sounds funny idk and I'm mostly a silly guy. Might as well show it in the bio
>Gym Goer
It's not really expected of anyone so showing that I go to the gym puts me above everyone else who doesn't.

Actual constructive criticism. I'm going to do that and I'll show you the new profile

Changed it to this and shortened it to that. What do you think

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looks like shit

Bump

Jjj

you are not a nerd, you are a geek, and a bad one

Just because you say you go to the gym doesn't mean you go to the gym.
Also I've found short and sweet bios on tinder work pretty well. You don't have to give your whole story in the bio, give yourself something to talk about

You need a better pic
Specifically one that's only you and taken from a good angle.
Your bio is no good because it's too long and nerdy for someone that isn't extremely attractive chad
Format your bio to be a short paragraph including only the bare essentials

>19821545

Wow I'm embarrassed for you to be honest.

How does being an uncle show responsibility?

Liking memes isn't a personality trait, i'd remove it from your profile

I'm using the rocky one

This should probably be your main photo. You A) Look the best in it and B) Shows you can be somewhat fun

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I can see your point. I dont the greatest in it but then again it shows I like to do fun shit