What are you doing for new years eve user...

Laughing at more than 80 russkies dead during yet another """gas explosion"""" (terrorist attack) news.sky.com/story/3-dead-79-missing-after-gas-explosion-at-high-rise-in-russia-11595444

Same, just browse the internet.

Fap to porn.

Same

Checking and rotatying pyrodex, catalyst and tannerite stocks
>check level 4 plates for cracks
>service firearms
>check cams all night on watch as usual waiting for either trespassers to murder or for the gov/mossad to come for me

so just another night really.

C O M F Y reporting in.

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I'll be coding myspace profiles in html and making $150/hr. I freelance. When did you realize you were a poor cuck.

I'm thinking about breaking out a bottle of Russian Standard Premium vodka with my dad. We'll be watching some TV and shooting the shit.

where do you find clients?

Getting moderately intoxicated with a group of close friends.
Would rather browse pol and sip on some quality bourbon but I promised.

>does anything on Myspace
I'd rather be poor. Nice greed Shlomo.

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Coke, booze and gf

same there's a little spider on my monitor that hasn't moved in 5 hours yet, don't want to disturb him

Try to find some slut at a bar, or go to the rub and tug as a backup.
Unless mom isn't feeling well. She has a lot of diarrhea lately, and if she doesn't feel comfortable going to the neighbor's party I'll keep her company. Then go to the rub and tug after she goes to bed.

100% referral

wishing i could be reinserted into the matrix

Dining with some friends, then feasting on a roundabout with other yellow jackets.

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see you there user will you be at Jow Forums years party thread? Pepe is hosting

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41 minutes to go until i jerk off in a sock to welcome another year while fireworks go off in the background

What are you going to fap to? Do you have any special pornstar in mind?

Checkd

I don't celebrate it, neither does my wife. Same shit different year.

there's herds of 16 year old girls around my apartment block so probably just going to turn off the lights and wank off to the drunken girls honestly

I did that on christmas. Not sure if i will do it again.

30minutes until my dogs autistically screech at the fireworks for 20 minutes, then I can finally goto sleep, only to be woken up by some cunts firing off 1 or 2 random fire works at 3-4 am

Bed early and white noise machine to block the sound of fun outside

Maybe they would like to meet you

i should be going to a party, but my anxiety is acting up so i think ill stay home

Based and creeppilled

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Working at walmart and subsequently drinking myself to sleep

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t. Zizek

Telling myself again this is the year that I get in shape

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>html
>coding
lol

I will be getting some literal retards high.
I have been high around retards before, but I have never been around high retards, and I plan on getting retardedly high.

Myspace, what is this 2005?

same desu

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my new year resolution is no more internet porn. just going to wank off to any attractive female that walks under my balcony

Getting wasted and high with my buddies. Happy new years eve to you too user. I wish you many habbenings.

And I'll do the same, pray for another day, and hope this dreaded disease doesn't kill me because no one will care for my dog, whilst NPCs are out, living carefree, not even conscious of their mortality. Life can be a bitch.

12 minutes to go, i hate hearing people have fun but the poon parade starts soon i hope the fireworks arn't too loud

1.5 million normies are gathered in Sydney having fun right now lol i want to die 6 mins to go
youtube.com/watch?v=AZCFdtrYmOs come watch

Going to a friends house and drinking a bit, taking some post boxes

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My son turned 18 last week, so I'm taking him to the pub.

Watching Megazone 23

gonna meet another user gonna make pizza and watch anime and tell each other how degenerate society is

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be sure you have your loicense for that with you user.

Waiting for some friends then a sauna and some beers. After cooling off dinner and then we gather at a friends house for a new years eve party.

Today distance is no problem anymore, why don't everyone home alone tonight have a new years eve live party over the net, do some crazy stuff on camera and show your neighborhoods. A masquerade outfit for those not wanting to show their faces.

The live party could travel the tz's until the whole globe has "skålat in" 2019 :D

It's the pub that needs the licence.
My son will just need proof of age so he'll take his driving licence.

Working an overnight ~20 hour shift admitting poor, drunk, HIV riddled people to the county hospital

t. Fell for the doctor meme and wanna kms

How is 2019 going?

at least you bang hot nurses though, right?

Banging sluts.

>watch anime

Dont forget to suck each other off after that

Going out with some friends to get drunk.

Isn't this some sort of gland that stores digested burger liquid that the mutt can expel when pursued by a predator?

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spending it alone again

but I'm ok w/ it.

finally making good money and I intend to make 2019 my best year ever.

glad that's out of the way, happy new years now fuck off everyone

PREty soon everyone will be too scared to leave home, but no one will mention it, and the (((News))) will CGi large of people at all these yearly events to make u think people still go outside. Meanwhile everyone is at home cuz no one can afford to go anywhere or are too scared. Its (((Their))) way of keeping distance between Us and (((them)))

doing nofap for as long as i can

How was the fap? Let's see the sock.

fireworks just finished, the slut parade begins soon user ain't going to edge to some 2018 stuff going to slap on a condom for a classy wank god i just want to die

never would forget that desu

Happy New year's faggorinos. All my stocks vest on the 5th and them I'm gonna quit my job later in the spring. Hope you guys had a merry Christmas and will have a happy New year's.

T. American in the Pines.

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what every italian does:
>huge dinner with friends
>drink ourselves stupid
>prolly some retard board game while drunk
>at midnight starts the nig patrol game
>only for southerners: blow up cars and shooting up everything that goes BLAM up in the air

>literaly having a license
goodspeed
not like germany was any less license heavy

forzah user

I will be sitting staring into my computer screen like someone whose going to die alone.
If I'm lucky I might just die, alone.

Just hit 2019. There's a lot more shitskins here in the future.

happy new years Philoyank too

i feel the same user

He's smuggling immigrants!

Chaz Bono looks terrible

2019 is bullshit, i want 2018 back fucking jews taking calendars

Is this an r9k thread?
I mean life sucks for many of us, but being alone on New Years Eve is not as bad as being alone on Christmas.

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The sock has long since dissolved, it holds that footlike shape by thick reinforcement of spooge layers now.

Some eggnog while watching the celebrations and festivities on tv.

Hopefully this year shall be less shit.
So at least I still have some optimism, which is nice.

Christmas was great, I had chicken!

This. But mostly thinking how well you could mask shooting leftists in all that new year fireworks.

Both are fine, Christmas is better because you can channel hate from loneliness against the modern world better.

every fucking year........ my new years consisted of work calling me in after not ginvg me shift for 2 months.. then me walking home for an hour to get home to my tiny bit of heroin that did absolutely nothing for me then walking out into the street at 12:00 to try see fire works while trying to avoid eye contact with neighbours.... dmn i wish i had more fucking heroin.. on my way back from looking at fie works i picked up a fe cig butts to make a rollie.. tomorrow i will try get $20 for a hit of heroin to cure my endless depression for a few hours..

Gonna have fun with fireworks i bought in Germany and Belgium.

Buddy of mine is having a little get together, so I’ll be small talking and snacking over mid grade domestic beer

>not happy when alone
>not happy when with friends
>not happy when with family
>happy when I sing the mass
>happy when working
>happy when getting paid
>happy when with prostitutes
I need to get a job where I am on the clock more. My factory only allows me to work 12 hours in a day. I should be a sailor or work on the railroad. Then I won't have to be near anybody I know and can rack up many hours.

OMG a year just flew overy house!

Intermittent fasting brother, its easy. Also track your steps. Do at least 10k a day, but shoot for 15k. Take a few days off work and start it up. I lost 35 pounds like this

Canada

How long did it take you? I'm targeting to lose 30 pounds (215 currently, 6' 2" but all my clothes fit poorly now). Planning on doing nothing more than 400 calories for three meals with maybe a light 200 Cal snack max to keep me from murdering anyone. I walk a fuck on a work, routinely get 8-12 k steps.

Either my buddies don't do this type of thing or I don't get invited. No skin off my ass though. Once they have a few drinks they tell the same lame stories.

this sounds fun and cozy, any beverages and snacks of choice? no monster