How to get laid in college?

>be me
>average looks but shy around women
>going into sophomore year of college soon
>still a virgin - minimal romantic experience

Any good flirting tips? Or how to make good first impressions on college chicks?

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hire a prostitute jackass

Be fun. Make people laugh. Don't take yourself too seriously. Getting laid, often times, is counter intuitive. A lot of people would lead you to believe that focusing intently on your goal is the best way to achieve it but you would be surprised how often the opposite is true. The thing is that most women know whether or not they'd have sex with you within moments of meeting you. The only thing you have to figure out is the transition from meeting them to getting laid. Focus on having a good time. Focus on making her laugh. Don't focus on impressing or acquiring her. Focus on creating an environment in which she would be comfortable having sex with you. All she needs you to do is make sure that the road to having sex with you is paved as smoothly as possible. If she's talking with you and laughing and making eye contact or even agreed to go out then she already likes you, OP. Just remember that. Unironically, be yourself. To put it simply, who you truly are is the most effortless version of yourself you can be. If you make connecting with you difficult then nobody, man or woman, will bother to try.

not OP but thanks for this

No prob. Once you really get past the initial learning curve and start paying attention to people in general and how they work, connecting with people gets easier. Think about it like this; if you are natural and relaxed and focused on having a fun time even if you don't get laid you still had a good time, you know? You still connected with people and started relationships that could possibly lead to getting laid in the future. That's what people underestimate. If you meet a bunch of people at a party or at a dinner and you have a great time connecting with them maybe they'll invite you to a function later on and maybe they have some friends or acquaintances that would possibly be interested in you? Making relationships is a matrix. You only have things to gain by learning how to relax around people and make connections, regardless of whether or not those initial connections end in sex. I can't tell you how many times I've had sex with the acquaintance of someone that didn't want to have sex with me. They found me charming and easy to be around so I was included in future social functions.

>whip dick out
>"time for some ranch"
>make a new brotendo

Focus on how you approach, in most cases, it is how you deal with the situation rather than being good lookinh dude.
Be funny, or a dude who listens to everyone, or anything that makes you suit for everybody. Learn how to utilize this things, and gradually they will feel attached to you and they are more open and comfortable with you. Don't do this just for sex, cz in some cases, they'll notice it right away. Also don't fake things, like acting being cool to a girl, that's a huge turn off. Just be yourself.

you dont

most sluts are banging the top 3% of guys

why would a girl sleep with a 6/10 when she can be a harem of a 10/10 man?

lift, lift and lift some more, thats your only hope

Go out with friends, and i meant parties. Once there is alcohol involed you will get laid. I didn't approach girls but drunken girls would start talking to me or making out with me on their own

As an autist, I can confirm that this is the best way to get laid if you are an autist

I'm pretty much in your exact situation (most contact I've had with a girl was cuddling with one one time, going into sophomore year in college). I'm torn between wanting sex and wanting to avoid degeneracy. I'm also suspicious that my desire to avoid degeneracy is just a cop out so I won't feel bad about having no idea how to get sex.
Please send help it hurts

How do you faggots get invited in the first place? I can't join with my "friends" unless I agree to do drugs with them or drink alcohol.

How about you just chill the fuck out and have a drink? What about you or your principals are damaged by standing around, drinking one beer and at least pretending to be a normal human being for a few hours at a time?

Nah, you can fuck off with your peer pressure shit.
It doesn't make you a tough guy to drink alcohol. I've drank before (and did drugs once) but most of it tastes like shit anyway, so I don't see why I should continue poisoning my body and pretending that I enjoy it.

See, that's what you autists fail to understand. You view the world in such rigid, uncompromising metrics that you miss out on so many opportunities. You miss the functional grey area in so many situations because your asperger soaked mind is incapable of understanding the real issue behind your social dysfunction.

You think people give a shit if you drink? No. They really don't. All they give a shit about is the fact that you are a) completely unagreeable in every single way and b) insist upon being a condescending prick about it. You can't just pretend to be a normal person. You can't just stand around and have one beer and fucking relax for one minute and it makes everyone uncomfortable. They don't care that you're not totally excited to get fucked up they care that you're incapable of even pretending like you're interested in bonding with them. You'd rather sit in the corner and pout over your silly principals than even entertain the possibility of doing something or going with the flow for the sake of another person. THAT is why you don't have friends. No one is trying to be a "tough guy" you moron. They're just doing what you're incapable of doing; fucking relaxing. Kicking back, socializing and not being completely neurotic about one goddamn drink. You're not fun to be around. The alcohol and drugs has little to do with it.

You don't have to drink, but you have to accept you will either miss out on social events or stand out in a bad way unless you have the personality to compensate for it (which by your post is obvious you don't)

I cant believe you losers dont know why you're not getting laid, lol. And which "drugs" did you do? Weed? Lighten up man. Alcohol and drugs isnt about "looking cool" its about having fun and loosening up

Fucking drunk girls is how you get accused of things the next day.

literally Tinder
I graduated college a virgin

>drunken girls would start talking to me or making out with me on their own
this only happens if they are nasty desperate slampigs

Is this a meme or do people actually believe this?

> sophomore year
> underaged

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SITE YOU BITCH

MOOOOOOOODSSS

literally just be yourself and stop browsing Jow Forums and Jow Forums - college is just a place where all the nerds and virgins in high school couldn’t get laid start to flourish and improve themselves. that’s why most of the girls are getting fucked so often. they were the honor roll students in high school (usually). there are some dumb sluts who will drop out, but those aren’t important. find people who are similar to you, work on yourself & you won’t go wrong.

I was a virgin when I came to college 3.5 years ago. I’ve hooked up with 13 girls so far. but OP, you gotta realize that college has someone for everyone. you know that fat, smelly Dungeons and Dragons nerd who hangs out in the commuter lounge? even he’s ducking something, because he surrounds himself with people who match his personality. be yourself, OP. I heard someone say:
>If you can’t get laid in college, it’s 100 percent YOUR FAULT
And it’s true. also check’em

don’t listen to him. he’s a pathetic incel who wants to drag everyone else down to his level. just be yourself, OP. lifting won’t help you learn to talk to a girl & lifting won’t teach you to dress better. 99 percent of those lifting enthusiasts are insecure disasters anyways, so the weight room is useless. I know guys with fluffy dad bods who have 20+ body counts. lifting helps, but don’t let those autists on Jow Forums tell you “lifting is the answer to all problems waaahhh”. Lifting WILL give you extra confidence at the bar, but until then, you can toss back a few drinks & learn to make conversation. Also don’t be one of those simps who buy hoes drinks at the bar in hopes of getting laid. I’ve never done that. I believe in you, OP. I wish you went to my school, I would take you under my wing & get you laid in no time. sophomore year was so much fun

t. boomer

He said sophomore in college.

That's one hell of a roast. Accurate and to the point, and this coming from someone who used to be terrified of the prospect of doing any kind of drug, alcohol included

Don't make stupid assumptions about people you don't know.
Like I said, I've drank before and I was never condescending about anything. It more likely comes down to having a low social status, but I've gotten laid before. Maybe since you guys are American, the culture is different and you get more invitations to hang out or something.

>murica
>culture

See, this is where the problem is. A bunch of failure from the old world migrated to the new world. Masscred the natives. Stole all they could. Turned into a zombie slave state of Corporations, jews, illuminati, ayy lmaos, fucking idunno who is up there.

Cake.

> See, that's what you autists fail to understand. You view the world in such rigid, uncompromising metrics that you miss out on so many opportunities. You miss the functional grey area in so many situations because your asperger soaked mind is incapable of understanding the real issue behind your social dysfunction.

> You think people give a shit if you drink? No. They really don't. All they give a shit about is the fact that you are a) completely unagreeable in every single way and b) insist upon being a condescending prick about it. You can't just pretend to be a normal person. You can't just stand around and have one beer and fucking relax for one minute and it makes everyone uncomfortable. They don't care that you're not totally excited to get fucked up they care that you're incapable of even pretending like you're interested in bonding with them. You'd rather sit in the corner and pout over your silly principals than even entertain the possibility of doing something or going with the flow for the sake of another person. THAT is why you don't have friends. No one is trying to be a "tough guy" you moron. They're just doing what you're incapable of doing; fucking relaxing. Kicking back, socializing and not being completely neurotic about one goddamn drink. You're not fun to be around. The alcohol and drugs has little to do with it.
if this wasn’t pasta, it is now. thanks user, I’ll be using this from now on.

well fine, continue to be a fucking loser. and fucking drunk girls != fucking BLACKOUT DRUNK/PASSED OUT girls and catching rape charges. you think the thousands of club hookups that happen every nightin your town involved sober people? think again. just like the other user said, life has a grey area. step into it for once, or continue to be a lame & fap to your moeshit. sage

Just actively ask out women. Best advice you'll get.