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wtf is going on ere m8
>finished retailuck job shift at 9.30 pm yesterday
>had to start at 9 am today for a 9.5 hour shift
>slept for only 6 hours and turned up almost 15 minutes late
>become so fucking bored almost immediately because the job is so menial and repetitive
>take my 1 hour break, plus 40 minutes of unauthorised break, and still have over half the shift left
>doing menial retailcuck stuff; feeling so low energy
>won't be able to buy binge food for tonight because shops will close
>saw a 6'4" GigaChad who made me feel subhuman; he was literally the mogginator, with perfect face, frame, etc
>saw a former Stacey who made fun of me at school
>currently taking a second 30 minute unauthorised break
I'm a 28 year old ugly beta meek charismaless loser with no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, and I've never been to a pub, club, or party, despite going through university.
I will start a respectabe and kind of prestigious job in London later in 2019, though it's not high paid. I have failed over 50 graduate job interviews over the years, due to ugliness, autism, etc.
For the past 5 full years my everythingstential crisis has intensified so much. I waste all my free time on the internet instead of learning programming, maths, and other stuff. I binge on junk food and coffee almost every day.
I lived in London in the past and had a job which looked good on my resume and required almost no work. I didn't even have to turn up to the office on most days by the end. The experience was wasted. I spent my free time walking around London, feeling sad about life.
I go to the gym but lifting changes nothing (it's all about the face). I read books but it feels like work if it's a boring classic, like mindless consumercuckoldry if it's enjoyable.
The only good thing about my recent years have been freedom. Working 9-5 crushes me mentally. When I actually stayed in the London office, plus the rush hour commute, plus boring life chores, I felt imprisoned.
I guess I'm a beast then.
solitude in the 19th century didnt mean sitting on Jow Forums speaking on 8 threads at once with friend simulators on youtube open.
genuine solitude=turn it all off.
youve got no fans, yer playing shit, ye got no ground, yere a load of wankers
> ascensionoftheübermensch.webm
Helping an overweight cow so it can graze on the higher leafs.
>good on my resume and required almost no work
what job is that?
and if you don't like the book, don't read it. there is no point trying to learn what is for the most part useless knowledge if you don't like it or find it interesting
>be me
>be a 34 year old balding football loving lad. Proper legend amongst all of my mates and renowned for my ability to put away pints and my ability to get up to all sorts of antics
>wake up at 12 pm, feeling proper energised. They paid my benefits in today. Can't wait to visit my dealer.
>Drink a leftover can of Stella I had in my fridge since last night
>Feel absolutely great. Love the hair of the dog, me.
>Check the football results for a couple of hours, Norf F.C is doing fucking great. Brilliant.
>it's hot and sunny as fuck and I have great memories of getting absolutely shitfaced in the park as we listen to the footie on the radio. Take my shirt off as I leave the front door.
>Filthy slags are showing lots of flesh, fucking luverly, show us yer tits love! What a fookin bird you are!
>go to the pub
>Me mates Smithster and Danny are there already! What a fucking result! We have a proper lively chat about Ngubu and Mo Salah, fucking geniuses the goals they've scored this season have been spectacular.
>Spend 14 quid on three pints, starting to really crave a joint now so ring my dealer. He's got some proper lemon in, fucking lush.
>On the way there see some more of me mates, fucking love you Gazza. Make me laugh my fucking head off, you mad man!
>feel like I could smash any of the posh speccy cunts who look at me with disdain as I show off my glorious jiggling man tits and massive beer belly
>Get to my dealers, roll up a cheeky one with me mates - of course me dealer is a mate. Get shit faced and play a couple of games of Fifa. I'm fucking brilliant at it, me.
>Pop into Greggs on the way back, proper got the munch I have. Nothing a couple of sausage rolls and a red Oasis won't sort out. Yum!
>Still got one hundred and forty quid in my bank account! Brilliant. Couple more nights of getting pissed and watching the footie then its Big Daves turn to pay! Have a lovely kebab for dinner when I get home.
Fucking great being a football lad.
>the day of the leaf according to britbongs
>Kebab House and turk flag in the background
why am i not surprised.
Find someone you admire and copy them.
How do I get a lassie like this brit/pol/?
Where do I find qts in London? I moved here a couple months ago from the continent and I am finding it increasingly difficult to find qts that aren't 21st century stacies who are just out for some chad dick.
There are some that I meet at the clubs I frequent (thank god for past connections), but eventually formal dinners and other events become somewhat monotonous and it would be nice to try another side of London. Anyone have any ideas?
>cottage-cheese ass
>with friend simulators on youtube open.
if only you knew how bad things really are
>qts in London
I suggest a forklift "or whatever they call them in britland".
But what do i know i am not a bong.
Go buy a ham at tesco
hang about outside ya local spoons
I'm watching Aquaman by myself in the cinema.
It's got a really good look, and it's good fun. Standard over dramatic tone for superhero stuff but it's OK.
>at the clubs I frequent
Note these are not nightclubs. I find that nightclubs in London especially in the Mayfair/Soho area are filled with Essex stacies and other undesirables.
I would marry that brapcanon in an instant.
>watches superhero movies
>is alone
woah no way lmfao
Is this true? I see a lot when I walk down the streets in central London, but they may all be foreigners. The Brits in Chelsea are pretty hot though.
>forklift
No here we call them telescopicleftchittychittybangbangvehicular
what an absolute unit, that man alone will save britain. all he needs is a few pint of lager and a few snorts of heavily cut cocaine to get going.
If you were in Manchester I'd have a drink with you m8
Why don't you read Harry Potter and become leftists like Daniel Radcliffe?
Lov' me som' foo'ey
Go to a random town hall in the greenbelt, pick up a QT and bring her to London because there aren’t any in London.
can you shut the fuck up you normie scum
Lads. I'm a bit drunk. So and so. Such and such.
Don't you think that the knife crime in London is a bit much?
I mean that those littles are a bit retards and should learn gentlemen's manners.
relax virgin if you look at his post you can see he doesnt get laid just like you
'ate queers
'ate pikeys
'ate pakis
'ate transsexuals
'ate homosexuals
'ate rugby
'ate catholics
'ate gypsies
'ate seagulls
'ate lefties
'ate muslims
'ate cider
'ate frenchies
'ate huns
'ate the EU
Love football
Love me wife
Love pints
Simple as
fucking hell imagine the size of that arse when she's in the doggy position i would slam that like a man possessed
you can shut the fuck up to you giga neet
i love you though
POST YOUR SISTER!
Go prep another migrant Nigel
Reminder that the ships that should have been patrolling the Channel were actually in the Mediterranean acting as a taxi for migrants from Africa into Europe.
Like large warm snowballs bouncing up and down my dick.
Doun't tell me shit, dear. You want pakis?
My proposition
Norf fc are likely to sell Ngubu to Souf fc this january
sad news :(
but why did he eat them all.
no one loves you
We're all in the same boat bro.
Yeah.
Needs to grow up.
I’m gonna post this in eire/pol/ and will snap any good reaponses
B R A P A S A U R U S rex
Champion of the british people lel
virgin
asses that big are usually cool to the touch
layer of fat isolates heat from the skin surface
mayfair/soho formal dinner NOB
At first I grinned cause it's silly, then my slight smile turned into a face of utter disgust, because this is present day white people
>mayfair/soho formal dinner NOB
You do realise that there are autists at black-tie events too right?
What about to keep you romantic dreams to yourself.
cringe
lol i know you
you posted the same shit on biz many months ago
fucking do something about it instead of crying on the internet
>black-tie events
Regularly go to a pub by yourself, bring a book or headphones. Eventually a girl will come up to you.
you trying to say something there you retard?
We have a thing called central heating, lad.
lacapena gentlemen club or just walk around the tourist areas and ask for the time to random foreigners, if you can’t pull in londonistan you might as well go gay
Greggs' CEO to get OBE for For "Services to Women and to Equality"
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Thoughts lads?
I really dislike this attitude. Apparently if you appreciate society events you are viewed as a pariah by those who do not appreciate it. I wonder if you've ever been extended an invitation to participate in a black-tie event, it is a lot more fun than what you'd imagine. Very pretty and intelligent girls too.
Fresh, nonetheless.
Goodness. Americans should be banned lest create that funny business.
>services to women
That was immensely entertaining to read thanks
>Don't you think that the knife crime in London is a bit much?
Nothing against nogs stabbing each other.
We built this city on sausage rolls
Mate he posts this shite everywhere every fucking day. And hes a paki.
>Kebab House
>Bonglard
My opinion if you want degeneracy go to the USA, if you want relations never come back.
Proof? Not that I don’t believe you.
it's not about external heat, it's about heat distribution in human body. Different parts of body have different temperature. In general slim girls have warm asses, fatties' asses feel colder for the reason mentioned above.
you trying to say something there you retard?
>society events
society events are filled by pure fucking nobs like you
>and intelligent girls
intelligent to you
because you're a nob
What are you, an arse doctor or something?
kek
most won't get it
Where does this phenotype originate from?
a bit of personal experience
I used to shag a girl like that
I have a black tie event tonight, got chinos and a blazer
Eating dirt
Good Evening, Gentlemen. I've been away for a year and a bit. How's progress on taking back the colonies from the inept rustics?
Proles in some other ways yeah. Still people.
There's something serious is going on there or the Mommy can't handle that.
O lawdy, the braps that slampig could produce...
>Where does this phenotype originate from?
sitting on arse eating and doing fa for years
If the flights were cheaper i’d go test this meme out, where’s the best place to go to the US for qt’s?
>Taking back le colonies
lol
You know, ive never checked or noticed this, but im going to have to verify it on the missuses arse later...
Hey dad, how is everything?
He reckons a big arsed sheila can't have warm chops cus size lol. What is this shit?
Remove the red from anglo juice and you get a fat nord. Simple.
No, the gentleman speaks true. When chubby girls get flustered you can feel the difference between the ass and the rest of their body. It's not a good feeling. Also, makes it hard to reach their pussy from behind. Big asses are a major turn off once you've been with a girl with one.
do it m8
its ok, theres plenty more ngubus to go around
the fokin norf, I like this phenotype of brit, met a handful like him in the states, seem like the only willing one to fight for britain, the other brits ive met were the faggy zoymale type.
Seriously though he looks Scottish
not to mention orange peel skin