"We're people just like you!"

she literally cant run. not old enough.

Oh no it’s

JUST CHILLIN’ IN CEDAR RAPIDS

All over again hahahahaha they’ve learned nothing

Never trust a skinny cook.

beto father in law is literally a globalist billionnaire................ I'm tired of their (((tricks)))

With Cortez I believe it

They couldn't cook a steak

Cortez should get her titties "leaked". People would vote for some big ol milkers if they are as good as they look.

I thought jews ate chinese takeaway for christmas

She's 29, you have to be 35.

>running a guy who lost to Ted "Drink all your Beer" Cruz

Does anyone know why my cooking makes me need to go to the toilet instantly?

sup

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Anyone remember Ed Miliband trying this shit? It backfired when it was revealed that the picture taken in his second (smaller) kitchen..

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Are those salad tongs? Beto NOOOOO!

>Look, I hold tongs like you fellow individuals!
The fact that those tongs are clean is a dead give away he's using it as a prop.

I wouldn't run anyone ever who lost to Ted Cruz.

That's not her

Trips of trüf

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That really her? Bitch sluts have been accidentally showing their tits in tap reflections since 2008 and this skank does it in 2016 wtf.

can somebody make buscemi with cooking utensils

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lmfao get your eyes checked that guy is a fucking snake

Another coalburner

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they sent him all over that dreary nation and still couldn't find a situation that made him even remotely electable

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Nevermind, it is because I use too much vegetable oil and it triggers the gastrocolic reflex.

Ben must be a double digi IQ AOC can’t even run in the primary what a fucking retard

If you call him Beta Cuck'Roarke he get mad and deleted

>stand next to someone
>you must have fucked them
worse than sjw bullshit

>halloween makeup everyday

lel the mayo salt is going to be delicious, BLUE WAVE 2020

>running the guy that lost to the zodiac killer

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use olive oil my dude

That's exactly what I thought.

Is it coalburning if the woman isnt white?

elizabeth warren proving she is a native american by drinking alcohol

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Stop implying Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. He never killed anyone, in fact I wasn't even in the area at the dates and times of the murders.

Cortez looks like she belongs on the Create Channel on PBS HD 3.

"Clean coal"

More like chillary amiright hahahaha

I kinda want to see the shitstorm if cortez wins

kek

They should try playing Contra instead. Might be more convincing.

she already won you dumbass. Are you talking about president? You have to be 35, you dumbshit

>flag

hopefully hillary and bernie shit it all up

zidf gtfo

Dreamed up by a PR firm.

>we lost against mediocre incumbents, but we swear, we’ll win in 2020!

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Oh she cant be president? Damn I'd love the shitstorm if she beat trump lol

Go pay 200k for a broken leg and ambulance ride faggot

I have an ongoing story in my head where I'm Trump's VP or some shit and I radically depart from procedure and livestream mundane life because VP is a meme job let's face it it'd get guaranteed coverage and I'm just going in on random idiots writing garbage media articles and who cares if we lose 2020 because I just want to talk shit and create trouble and get those sweet (you)s for the lulz

eg:
>find journalist who wants to dox people
>"ok folks we're just gonna use NSA tools to see what a humongous retard this guy really is"
>take live calls commentating, barely screen the calls
>run the servers so can't get shut down, too big
>stream snipe these guys when they get angry about people talking back

Just one big unmissable garbage fire.

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Screen shooter for when trump beats him in 2020

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is he implying women can't cook? dats rayciss

imagine thinking a billionare knows or cares about you or your experinces

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kek

a sad kek because according to their focus groups, normies will eat this shit up

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you think they all hired the same PR firm?

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I’M LIVE-STREAMING IN MY KITCHEN COOKING FOOD AND ACTING HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU GUYS!!!

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at least pocahontas and commie mommy are in the kitchen where they belong

It worked for Trump

is that really the democratic presidental ticket in 2020?

wtf!

no one is going to vote for that beta cuck. warren is a dumb fuck and that puerto rican whore can stop the intellectual act.

I honestly can't wait for some relateable people to get elected. It's going to be truly amazing!!

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pretty sure that obama wife will run this election

ohh

i wonder.... any others?

That's not her it's some generic roastie

Any proof that it's her? The nail polish looks like it's from someone far younger. Also, NYC apartments don't have bathtubs. When you're a bartender you can't afford to rent a bathtub. This is quite obviously a fake.

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god, i can envision blacks chimping out at the voting booths.

jiving and carrying on like apes. hahaha

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Also, the amazing wikifeet fetish site confirms it's not her. The toes are completely wrong.
wikifeet.com/Alexandria_Ocasio-Cortez

Still, those are some nice Latina titties in the reflection.

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Why is she so hot?

Jesus Christ that is so mind numbingly painful to look at

i can't wait! ahah

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>Why is she so hot?
I don't know. She has a beautiful, warm, welcoming, caring face. Her skin is amazing. Her hair is luscious. She's super smart. And have you even seen that body? Those tits are world beating!!

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SHE
READS
MAPS

Absolute unadulterated right here autism.

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Beto is a skinny dork.

Except that time it's not a good thing.

Unless you're vegan or were born into massive wealth, you'll know how to cook a steak.

>Faggot

>The nail polish looks like it's from someone far younger.
Spics like gawdy shit.

>When you're a bartender you can't afford to rent a bathtub.
Her parents have money, the bartender job was just some dopey, librul "finding herself" phase.

>writing this about some 7/10 fuck-puppet
you're worse than a fag

I want her.

>When you're a bartender you can't afford to rent a bathtub.
Like there wasn't some guy paying for it.
After getting into the senate, she complained about the rules about gifts because it didn't allow her to stay for free in the apartment of a 'friend'.

Im a huehueroach, so me pumping her full of my seed is not betraying my chimera-like line.

>lusting after a horse faced brown retard because her tits are kinda big
jesus christ Jow Forums

This is what they think of plebs.
I don't want to believe this works, but it probably does on some levels. Luckily it didn't work enough for her to win.

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yep, they use the EXACT same publicist as Clinton.
just look up hillary pouring beer

Which one?

This means they have learned nothing.
Their well analyzed communication strategies devised by consultants will be no match for the constant chaos that is Trump's communication behavior.

I'm from Iowa, and I know there is nothing to do in Cedar Rapids. That made what she said so, so much more cringe.

She's fucking sexy as shit, dude.

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