>Be a tiny cabin in the woods
>Be easy to heat during winter because tiny
>But because so warm and cozy I am also good for mice that live in surrounding hills
>Each winter one pair of mice finds a way into me and makes a home in me
>If they were smart they would be unobtrusive
>They could live off a few stray crumbs and tidy up after themselves a little
>This way the hosts wont get suspicious
>Life would be warm and comfortable atop my ceiling beam over the potbelly stove
>Even enough crumbs would fall from the homeowners’ plates to sustain them
>They could even take pride in helping to keep the floors clean!
>They could live modestly until spring, make baby mice, then leave when the winter permits
>That way when it comes back to winter they could use their old mousehole to get cozy for winter next year
>But mice don't do this
>First one pair comes
>Then another pair comes
>Then another pair comes
>They fight each other all the time
>They scream at each other in the wee hours
>Sometimes they even awaken their hosts
>They get hungry and greedy
>They eat from the table, then from the stove, then from the countertop
>They leave their bodily wastes even where the food that sustains them is prepared and served
>They breed in nests that were made of materials torn from the private possessions of their hosts
>They wreak havoc on bedding and furniture.
>Eventually I undergo a population of filthy destructive little beasts that steal right under the homeowner's nose
>Also did I mention they urinate and defecate in the food supply?
>The hosts get left with no choice but to retaliate by setting up traps and poison bait
>Mouse Armageddon ensues and a pile of tiny bodies accumulates under my window
Mouse Utopia
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>Being a cabin we witness many things
>The story of mice is very familiar to my kind
>Humans also witness the same
>They think "Mice are stupid to behave so injudiciously"
>They think "If these mice just went easier on us, we might be able to tolerate them, but they are too stupid so we have to keep killing them."
>Because of these thoughts you might think that humans are smarter than mice in such matters
>But the only difference between me and the planet Earth is size
>The cumulative effect of mankind on Earth is every bit as disgusting as the mice
>Human beings are just as capable as mice at overpopulating, befouling and fighting over their living space
>There is no sane reason to think that the outcome will be any less unpleasant
>A mouse can always scurry from one cabin to another in an emergency
>But when the Earth is fouled beyond habitability there will be no scurrying away from it
>At least this is the case for most humans
>Like mice, humans will be trapped here on Earth and exterminated
>When that day comes, humans will not have their "superior intelligence" to thank for it
Congrats. I read your blog post and win the gayest post of 2019. Didn't think it would be given out so early.
Fpbp
Also, s a g e
No bamp
Get a cat, problem solved.
1st wall of text was great!
2nd was gay and submissive.
tl;dr
mice = niggers
>gets cat
>cat eats mice
>cat contacts toxoplasmosis
>cat infects owner
>owner goes insane and end up spending countless hours on a hawiian hula dance message board
Good ole Teddy, he really knew some shit. Wonder what hes up to these days, you know, besides being in prison. You think he ever wrote more brilliant stuff that only some dimwitted prison guard has had the privilege to read?
You are many times more likely to get toxoplasmosis from undercooked pork, or chicken, than you are a cat. There are actually a much lower percentage of cats infected globally than humans. In some countries as much as 90% of the human population is infected. Educate yourself faggot.
Telling me things I already know you. I don't eat raw meat you fucking donkey.
0/10 thought you were going to relate mice to negroes
mice have eat 10% of their weight to survive, crumps aren't enough. That's why they scury everywhere for food. Know what your talking about before blogging.
Get a couple cats and your mouse problem will disappear
It doesnt need to be raw. That chicken that didnt make it quite to 165 degrees F? Yeah it gave you brain parasites. Ever eat at a restaurant? All it takes is one absent minded employee who was just touching raw pork, to touch something on your plate without washing his hands. I used to work in a kitchen. You would be surprised at how often people would fuck up like this. Also, they NEVER check the temperature of meat. Its largely guesswork. Obviously its not raw, but does it meet the FDAs guidelines for what is considered safe? Who knows? Ever got diarrhea from a restaurant?
Gordon ramsay is that you?
So, niggers are mice now ?
Literally nothing wrong with having Toxoplasmosis, I love it!
Fuck that, cats are worse than mice. Put a bunch of sticky traps along the edge of the wall in areas mice will be, can be baited for extra efficiency. Once you hear mice squeaking more than usual check traps and kill the ones you caught before discarding. If you place the traps right/bait them with the right shit you’ll be catching them by the dozens daily.
Cats will stop mice from even thinking about coming inside your house. Pheromones or some shit.
>must have a reasonable rate of success
That’s my problem, I don’t have a reasonable rate of success. Fuck, I hate my life.