How to become a good liar?

Hey anons
How do I become a good liar, so women do believe Inhave things going in my life? I don't want to explore hobbies others find exiting, but to get good women you have to have money and do cool stuff.

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I dont know. But would totally tell you if I did. ;>

Start by playing dumb and using obvious silly lies. Jokes and practice at the same time. Harmless and save till you get good enough for proper usefull lies.

You should get a master class from the guru.

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user, you're a C-grade liar at best

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Thanks. You're pretty smart.

Don't.

Why not? Women lie, too

Bitches do

Just get a better personality. If you lie about stuff, it's going to come back to you anyway, it always does. You don't need money to attract a good woman, you're just going to attract gold diggers that way. If you realize that having a woman isn't the most important thing in life and focus on other aspects in your life, become more social, and put yourself out there more, maybe you'll become a decent enough guy to attract someone. Lying about that sort of thing is only going to get people who use you for things, and even worse, you won't even be able to provide them with those things. Don't settle for women who use you to get things, you deserve better than that, user.

Life has no purpose as socializing doesn't have a purpose as well. Life is best with as few stress and responsibilities as possible. Also women always want someone who does better in life than themselves and yeah, I don't have aspirations to be the best.

If you want to be stress free, then living a lie isn't the way you want to go.

Also, if you lie too much, people's bullshit detector will go off and they will just distrust you because you seem fake. Also if you get caught in a single lie people will distrust you instantly. Also you can't be with someone without them finding out about your lies eventually.

It's a dumb life choice to be a pathological liar and everyone will end up hating you.

That won't make any difference to now, to be honest.

Also I have come to terms with not sharing my life with a woman. Not worth it. I just want to have sex as regularly as possible.

It is simply pointless to try to build something in this life. It's good with just a PC, a TV and occasionally having a beer in a bar.

There are women with no ambitions too.

Get Jow Forums and you'll get women even if you're a total bum.

99% of women who have no requirements towards men are land whales. No ambitions is actually standard for women.

There are good looking women who drop out of high school and just smoke pot all day and date buff guys who work at grocery stores. I am friends with people like this.

I don't even know people like this. But good to know, I wouldn't feel inferior to such women.

This one girl I know rejected an engineer who liked her to date a fit guy with a shitty job. She's faithful and smart; but lazy.

Seriously, get fit. Don't believe the incel propaganda that women are all gold digging hoes. Working out is a good pastime too.

Don't be a liar, there are already lots of liars in the world and it'll get you nowhere and actually hold you back from forming anything meaningful.

Inter sexual relationships can't be meaningful

How many guys do you meet that you're good friends with? You met thousands of guys but probably only have a handful you trust.

It's the same with women. You have to have something you enjoy talking about or doing. You have to be giving without expecting anything in return. You have to weed out the bitchy and superficial ones. You have to stop looking at every girl you meet as an opportunity for sex. Good friendships take years to build.

And this applies to dating too. It's better to be friends with everyone and let the girls who like you come to you; rather than picking up skags off Tinder with big lies about how you own your own company and cured cancer.

Seriously, fuck friendships. I won't die without friends. I enjoy gaming, TV and the internet. That SHOULD be enough.

It's so much hassle to keep friendships running. It's annoying and pointless. People are so annoying most of the time. I don't like talking about shit and being on the run just to spend time with somebody