Red Flags

"I'm looking to settle down."

Ask her why, and watch her rewrite the ten commandments around her own desires.

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>dog
She fucks it
>anything else
Substitute child and indicative od neurosis

not every girl with pets is a dogfucker, jeez

If she's fucking a chihuahua - the typical woman's dog - then my marginally above average dong would probably rip her in half.

t. dogfucking roastie

def not female, I just want you to understand that pets are not a bad sign

Low quality bantz.

>She fucks it
What is wrong with you?
People have other motives than sex.

Tiny dogs aren't real dogs and fall into the substitute child category

Constantly brings up other male friend. Not a jealous person but obvious she's not just thinking about you.

If she breathes, SHE'S A THOT!

Maybe he didn't experience it otherwise? There are really shitty people out there.

mother who is fat, single, crazy
Lack of father
Fat
Tatoos
Cutting scars
Single mother
Unnatural hair color

That's a good start

>always okay with having sex, even when in somewhat mediocre mood
>her friends cheat and she doesn't think that it's detestable
>doesn't want to do anything and has zero ideas when you hang out
>absolutely no confidence whatsoever and is willing to end relationships because of an embarrassment
>cuz your daddy even as a joke
>smokes weed to the point of owning a pipe or a bong (Edibles are fine)
these are my big nopes, the last two are an immediate dropped

Not on here

I'd also add poor taste in and excessive use of drugs, kinda like the fat thing, self control is important and those are big indicators

Has feminism as an identity trait.

>always okay with having sex, even when in somewhat mediocre mood
You want a girl who constantly says she's too tired/not in the mood every time you attempt to iniate sex?

Idk about you, but I try to be tolerant of that sort of mental illness.

Im a dude but whats the problem of owning a pipe? I own even 2 pipes and I smoke once every 3-4 months.

probably a moralfag

that seems understandable, nobody wants to date themself

nope I want a girl who actually wants to have sex with me and isn't just "okay with it" because she knows I want to have sex.

if you smoke once every 3 to 4 months then learn to roll a blunt or learn to tie a noose

top zoz

Unatural hair colour
Dated/sexual relationships with significantly older men (10 years +)
Doesn't like animals
Always mean to people
Always complaining
"I'm poly lol"
All her exs were "bad guys"
Different person when drunk
"Girls are too much drama"
Has posessions/goes on holidays that are out of her pay range
Lots of male friends
Always on her phone
Friends with exes/talks frequently with them
Talks about how "wild" she was, but wants to take things slow
"I've had my fun now I want to settle down"
Giving mixed signals, Hot and cold
Is materialistic or overly spiritual
Thinks she’s not like other girls
Easily bored
Ever tries to make your relationship problems public
Entitled attitude
Can’t just say what is bothering her
Only uses shaming/sexual insults (Tiny dick, virgin, manchild)
Not treating peoples time with respect

>learn to roll a blunt
pipe is easier and cleaner, and you dont waste any weed

if "wasting weed" is a problem then learn to tie a noose you fucking stoner

She has a bf who browses Jow Forums, tumblr or reddit

A girl's sex drive doesn't work like a man, even when they're on the hornier end of the spectrum. A girl isn't "in the mood" for sex beforehand nearly as often as men, especially after the initial honeymoon excitement ends. However, girls will pretty much always enjoy it once they're actually doing the sex because they get aroused from the foreplay and actual fucking, so they don't regret it despite not being so excited beforehand. There's three types of women, those who won't compromise when they're not in the mood", those who will, and actual nymphos that will want more sex than you're capable of giving.

Tbh not browsing Jow Forums is kind of a red flag. I want to laugh about dead Africans, rape and Jews together. Also share our degenerate fetishes.

Well that seems to be a bit of a problem for you.

Oh look everyone a redditor came to visit us

She is a normie
She has colored hair (unless she is just uncomfortable about white hair)
She has played pokemon go
She has really really short hair
She is fixed and pretty 24/7
She thinks she looks beautiful and uses vanity as a means to clap clap her ego
She shit talks other women
She has cats
She has a horse
She doesn't know how to cook simple stuff
She doesn't know about politics
She voted for trump or thinks obama was a great president
She doesn't have a degree. Isn't studying anything
She doesn't know what linux is
She is blond or black or chinese looking
She loves europe too much
She sells shit on etsy
She wears skirts
She has too many friends
She likes partying and going to clubs
She doesn't walk her dog
She doesn't clean her house
She smokes weed or has smoked weed
She has tattoos
She is an apple fan
She's had more than 3 partners past 25
She is a normie
She doesn't watch animu or read mango or comics

God my gf is perfect, you guys are really missing out on waifus that are geeky & weeblike.

It's hard to find one without autism but when you find them they are goat

>after the honeymoon
do you check for red flags at the year mark? I know how a female libido works, I'm not saying girls that want to have sex often are a red flag, I'm saying girls that say it's okay if you have sex when they are clearly not in the mood, girls to lie about wanting to have sex because they think that's what you want, are the red flags

And I'm saying women who are doing that are simply not being selfish, and will generally get into the mood once they start if they're at all attracted to you.

How big is her feminine penis?

>has zero ideas when you hang out
All of my ex gfs (all 3 of them) were like that. I still don't understand how that's even possible

I'm loving this thread. Who needs ylyl when I've got this

Women are used to having others plan thinga for them

>She wears skirts
>She is fixed and pretty 24/7
>red flags

lmao shit taste

24/7 is a little much and signifies that she never relaxes and/or wants to appeal to the public at all times.

Post your red flags then

Get your anorexic gf help.

I like my girls messy on the weekends and with no clothes. Not like soulless dolls with cake make up

it's an indication that they're losers, or that they get everything handed to them. that they only do fun shit when somebody tells them to do something fun with them. and that they have no idea about any of the subculture that goes on in the area that you live

these are just indications of your red flags buddy

What's wrong with skirts?

Kek. Wat?

I didn't know that thread would be this good when I started it

Nothing just my taste.
I just think it means they are kinda slutty but if done properly I'd have 0 problems

Only short skirts are slutty, girls who wear long skirts are proper ladies

Yeah if you like sluts have a bunch man because I'm not going to get near them

>implying you aren't mad you like sluts.

Kek.

>mattress on floor
>dirty tapestries pinned to wall

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What's the t. mean?

Is that really a woman

okay, maybe thats a bit too much. i thought he meant something else

If she has traits that indicate that she's lazy, crazy, entitled, stupid, autistic, childish, weird if you compare it with you and your ideals, she's a ho.

Just let your brain do the analyzing and not your cock.

barely

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Flatty chicks are so repulsive

shes even fatter now with still no tits. sad

My current gf smokes and drinks excessively, is permanently stoned, has purple hair...

Worst girlfriend I've ever had honestly. Always bitching about something, mooches off of me for everything, doesn't clean up after herself, when she finally does get around to cleaning something she bitches the entire time about how nobody ever helps her. I guess in her mind the house just magically cleans itself when she's not around. It couldn't possibly be me picking up the shit she left lying everywhere.

Most days I wonder why I'm still with her. The sex is pretty bad as well.

Writing this down was the wake-up call I needed. I'm dumping her childish ass tonight. I don't even want to fuck her one last time, I just want her out of my house.

>Writing this down was the wake-up call I needed. I'm dumping her childish ass tonight. I don't even want to fuck her one last time, I just want her out of my house.

Glad to help

im pretty suprised at how honest adv is about issues regarding women
you go to /soc/ and every guy there will defend their behavior no matter how shitty or entitled she is

Thanks to everyone in this thread. Sometimes you don't realize shit is fucked up until someone else comes along and points it out.

Then it's as obvious as if your dick was on fire and you're like "Why the fuck didn't I put that out sooner?"

Holy fuck, I'm kinda sorry, but at the same time glad to help. Most of those were my grandpas and cousins guidelines, so thank them.

/soc/ is about trying to get laid, Jow Forums is about trying to act like you know what you're doing.

screencap this come back and update us man, Godspeed.

Abbreviation of the finnish word for sincerely

I had a girl like this except she didn't have purple hair and didn't drink or smoke cigs, but she smoked weed alot, was always tired, and let me clean the shit for 2 hours a day every day or come and pick her up from work like she was my fucking child. Trust me you'll feel relieved. You might even need some time to rest the first few days after you've dumped her, because she's probably exhausted you without you even noticing cus 'muh love'. Gl bro.

My bpd ex is 6 of 7 here lol

When you go out and there's chadesque guys around, she laughs out loud hard and tries to draw attention.

lmao this is what Jow Forums does to the human mind

Awesome, thanks!

>short hair
>red hair
>fat

>this thread

in b4 KEK XD U MAD ROASTIE?

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>piercings anywhere except the ears
>still dresses like a high schooler in her 20's
>attention whoring on social media
>overly high pitched voice (indicator of sexual trauma)
>into "nerd culture"
>doesn't want children

>She doesn't know what linux is
A fellow Jow Forumsentoomen i see

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Doesn't want children
Daddy issues
Depression/social anxiety
No confidence in body or herself
Gives you no free time
Cant have an argument with her
Has roastie friends

That think dose have a valid point though

>That think dose

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you have a lot of guys from r9k over here the last few days and all they talk about is transvestites, dicks and buttholes

go avoid woman therapists somewhere else.

Holy shit my last girl was exactly this. It was absolutely disgusting, once I woke up to what a shit package she was. And she is a stage 9 clinger too, constantly trying to talk, even after the break up.

Can you tell us how it went maybe because I want to know

As a counter argument to this
>Wants children, and tells you even before you have sex

Kinda like my friend does around girls

>overly high pitched voice
>(indicator of sexual trauma)
How does this occur?

Dude, mine was so fucked up that I couldn't talk to other girls because she'd conjure up images of me cheating or thinking I would cheat. She would start crying over nothing out of nowhere.

That is alright, at least I know we have same priorities.

I don't know the psychology behind it but a lot of women who were raped as children have that little girl voice. It's a thing

If he has
>hired prostitutes
>watches porn daily
>masturbates daily
>atheist
>no car
>no job
>balding
>no savings
>doesn't cook
>has a lot of girlfriends
>is "one of the girls"
>crazy mother or father
>poor dress sense
>under 6ft
>has undiagnosed and untreated medical or mental issues

They're all my personal red flags.

>>hired prostitutes

lmao this made me left my fiance.
So fucking glad I left him when he told me.

That's a huge no-no no matter how much I love you.

I'm still not sorry Mathew

I had to leave him for this too. It's so conflicting but it disgusted me. Especially when he told me he kissed them too lol.

If he told you this then you are not even a prostitue in his eyes.

I certainly am not and glad not to be.