>be me, be male, 29
>have only 4 matches in 2 weeks
>open conversation with something from their bio or pics
>get no response
Am I ugly? Do I really have to fill out the biography? Does anybody even look at this shit? What should I write into it?Should I look for canned openers?
Please help me anons
>Do I really have to fill out the biography?
Bots leave bios empty.
Most people here have nothing in their bio. What should I write into it?
Something short and witty that connects well with your pictures and says something, however basic, about you as a person.
that you're 6ft, you like rough sex, have music interests and say something cocky inbetween
Pic related.
I only have this fucking selfie. I don't like getting photographed and I do nothing aside from gaming and trying to get fit.
Well, there's the answer to your problem.
You only have one picture, and it's of you doing nothing. You can't expect people to be interested based on that alone.
Maybe go for an ironic "I have a great personality" or something, to show people that you're aware of your problems.
Also, do something about the beard. The model doesn't suit you. But really, get better pictures.
I don't care for what people do in their pictures. It comes off braggy and forced. Like 'look at how awesome I am'. Annoying. Am I this off?
Any idea for a better beard? I don't like my face and without a beard I look shit (to myself and that's the most important opinion imo).
Maybe it's the smile. I hate my smile
Been using it for 1 month, 0 matches. Should I just accept eternal lonelyness because I have the ugly?
Make your own post, mate
The title of your thread is literally "anyone else having trouble with tinder?". Im giving you intel, pal.
Yeah, okay nvm
Everyone just get yourself banned from tinder and thank me later.
Trust me, you’ll thank me. And I’ll still be left swiping
Tinder is at least easier than real life. With Tinder you know when someone is interested
I disagree. People like me can see the "right and left swipes" in everyday life. Meanwhile I'm entirely retarded and noninterested when it comes to dating apps and texting women. I want face to face interactions.
I hate face to face. If I wouldn't need sex, I wouldn't even talk to women
youre not ugly, youre just not a god of perfect beauty. Unless youre unbelievably really really really good looking getting the attention from a female will take some effort, its normal dont worry.
If you're not literally ripped Chad with a photographer bff, forget tinder.
>set up profile again after ages
>get three hot matches in the first two days, and a bunch of likes that I didn't match
>get nothing in the days after that, just the occasional fatty trying to match me
This always happens. Am I ugly or is Tinder just fucking with me? At this point I just tend to delete my profile again. Is that a wrong move? Do girls just not swipe very much so it's more of a long game to wait for matches?
get a haircut and groom yourself
get some fashion sense
get photos having fun with friends (especially women) so you don't look like a creepy, friendless rapist
get photos of you having fun so it looks like you're fun to be around
The thing with the photos is inpossible
well you're not going to have any luck on tinder then
and you're not going to have any luck in life either
make some friends you fucking loser
sauey buoy
Your photos are SHIT!
I don't even need to look at your profile to say this.
I always say this in every single Tinder thread, because it's always true, and the e-betamale always clings to their worthless mugshot photos like they're a personal artistic style instead of zero-effort zero-skill zero-inspiration monuments to emptiness.
Long story short, you need pictures which demonstrate value. You need other people, you need activities, you need places that matter. Hand a photo to someone, ask them for their thoughts without telling them anything. If they can't tell YOU anything, then your photo does not HAVE anything.
I don't need friends. I'm better off on my own.
Photo bragging is so disgusting. I for that matter swipe left on women with vacation and sports photos. It's the same attention whoring that most small talk is
>I was in Brazil. A-am I cool now?
>I WANT TO BE FUCKING ALONE
>REEEE WHY ISNT ANYONE INTERESTED IN MY TINDER ACCOUNT
>I don't need friends. I'm better off on my own.
Mate I'm a friendless loser too, and even I'm not this fucking deluded.
Somehow yes. I want sex. That's it. Like I had before my ex. Text her, visit her, fuck her, go home. Perfect!
What the heck do I need other people for? Do I like talking? No. Do I like company? No. Do I want people that always expect me to listen to their needs and act accordingly? No.
Relationships no matter if sexual or not are like business. Give something, get something. The only thing I need and can't get myself is sex
Lol ditch that beard bro
1st off choose a better background
2nd take that shirt and throw it away ASAP
3rd get some grooming done you look like homeless Ed Sheeran
Lastly get more pictures just one makes you look low effort and bot like
Lose the beard
Also are you in Puerto Rico?
What's about the grooming? Hair is done with styling clay and hairspray. Beard is combed, cut so no hair stands out and moisturized with beard oil. I don't get what you mean (no rage, like not getting it for real). I like this grunge style shirt, but that's a matter of taste and you're probably right.
>Weird background, is that your home?
>your hair is a mess
>your tshirt have holes in it.
>your tshirt is wrinkled.
Having a solo picture is definitely the right thing to do, they want to see you.
Having a photo like this where it is clear you didn't take it yourself means you have friends, so that is good.
About the holes: Grunge style. It's currently in and I like it.
What's the problem with wrinkles though? I don't wear skin tight, as I don't have the body for it and even if I had, I wouldn't wear skin tight because it looks like shit.
The background btw is a restaurant
I got rid of tinder after giving in me absolute trash for 9 months and tried it after going back 3 months later I got 10 matches in a week. Went to 3 dates. Made out with 1 fucked the other. Fwb
Honestly tinder is shit. You cant swipe on everyone or the algorithm fucks people like that over. Some people delete their account becuase new accounts get a temp boost or the algorithm is fresh so nothing is fucking with you.
You just have to be lucky. I only have 2 pics me and my turtle and some of my 3d modeling work. The key is to not give A FUCK. And you shouldn't. Tinder is worthless. Make a good icebreaker and work off of that. If you really just want to cum and dont feel like working so fucking damn much. Go online and pay a hot hooker approximately 150usd to fuck you for an hour. It's not like these girls are any different fundamentally. Instead its food for sex.
Dont freak out tho. None of this matters
>Take advice from someone who isn't successful
Yep. Nothing matters.
I tried hookers several times. It just feels out of whack. Without the 'hunt' it isn't half the pleasure.
I have a HOT fwb so I dont think so
I'm telling you it's about LUCK and ATTITUDE. There is no true "success on tinder" its meaningless
That the attitude to have messaging girls. Who gives a fuck
Well pay her extra to take her on a date and then fuck her if your going to be autistic like that
Your post inspired me to give up on this cancerous bullshit once and for all.
Fuck 'dating' apps, fuck 'social' media, fuck Jow Forums, fuck it all. I've had enough. I'm only going to socialise with real human beings in the real world.
Its your pics dude, its always pics when people complain about not getting matches
Are you a dinosaur doctor geologist archaeologist or just loser with a fossil brush
All tinder shows me are black girls, fatties and tumblr. Gonna just uninstall.
That's exactly the spirit that needs to be done
I'm glad I could help
You look like a caricature of a numale
>People like me can see the "right and left swipes"
You mean subtle indications of interest? Like what?
install tantan m8, it is filled to the brim with cockhungry asian women.
I hot 220 likes within 4 days and 90 matches
seriously m8, just try it out
>tfw black and get likes on that thing
I haven't in awhile though, but I remember I was getting like 2-3 a week. None of the convos ever went anywhere, but it's still more than tinder's ever done for me.
Tinder philosophy question. Every always says that you go through 100+ matched before you get a date. Would that be because most women on tinder are flakes or would it be because after 100 matches you get better at flirting?
Nice. Any tips for a profile?
well i can share you my profil pic and bio if you want to. I'm 100% honest with the shit i write and i also do know how to take pictures (since i'm a photofag)
This gay ass pic is my profile picture. I sended it to my former girlfriend of 2 years on whatsapp, never intended to use it anywhere else tho.
I also have to mention that i'm highly autistic and not even into dating, i'm doing it solely for the narcistic purpose and i also enjoy to see the numbers rising
>i also do know how to take pictures (since i'm a photofag)
Tips on this, all I have are selfies.
I don't care if this look retarded or gay - it just works somehow (i don't really know why). Most of the time i'm not even the one messaging the girls.
If you want to know how to take proper portraits (like the one i took of myself) feel free to ask. I'm into photography for quite some time now. Pic related was taken infront of a window on a cloudy day, while using a tinfoil as a light reflector on the other side of my face
Nigga you are a Chad. Of course you get matches
well it's kinda hard to give you a photo crash course now. Basicly you can take good photos with everything, as long as you have good lighting.
1. Don't take photos during Zenith sun, always during cloudy days / sunset / sunrise
2. I mean the light setup for this picture was my window on a cloudy day and some tinfoil under the gun (as a reflector)
3. Never put on a fake smiley, just feel confident with the way you look
4. Take more than one picture, because it will take till you get a good one (yes it can take more than 20-50 pictures, to get a good one, if you don't have a clue what you're doing)
5. Never ever use the screen camera (e.g selfie camera) always use your normal phone camera with
a) remote shutter release
b) timed shutter release (takes a pic after 2 sec)
6. People can smell your anxiety theough their screens, so try to be confident with the way you took the picture, try to look confident
7. Include something you love doing if you need to, hell with timed shutter release (10sec) you can stage every shot how you like without needing anyone to take the picture
Social media is all about presenting yourself in the best light, pun intended. So feel free to stage everythint you do to an absurd extend
Also if you really want to, hit me up on instagram, i can tell you some more stuff, or even edit your pics afterwards. (same counts for other anons lurking this thread)
instagram: @siicknature
For what it’s worth, you look like a guy I knew in college who absolutely slayed pussy. So I’d say your fine if you get some good pictures and good banter
>homeless ed sheeran
Ed Sheeran actually was homeless and he still didn’t look that fucking hideous
I'm a highly autistic guy who is browsing 4chin for 10 years now and on Jow Forums for an equal amount of time.
I just try to help other anons out with my advice, which is hopefully not only applying to me, "because i'm a chad". Never felt like one in my life
This is my current pic, point out every flaw except the selfie stick
Here is my bio for anyone who is curious, as i said, i'm 100% honest with the stuff i type
Boring. Not only are you standing around doing nothing, but it looks like you don't even have a friend who can take a picture of you.
Filling out a bio helps op! It shows you are interesting, not a bot and most importantly highlights your interests for potential matchups.
Your bio can be anything from an honest post about yourself to a one liner joke. Either one works and I've heard jokes can go further than bios.
Once in don't lead with "hey I heard you're into blah blah" or "Wow you went to Epcot! me too!" This makes you seem like a boring moron who doesn't know how to begin a conversation. A good joke is a great way to start.
Lastly shave your weird little pubic beard as it's about as unimpressive as your game. You're good looking enough to get girls you've just gotta make a little extra effort. Also if you're desperate to get matches and get laid just play the "eyes closed zero standards game" and bam, fucking a braphog before you know it.
Yeah, that's the problem with selfies, you can only ever be just sitting there.
>confusing background, eyes have therefore nothing to focus on
>Red dot on shirt is triggering my photoshop autism to remove it, because it's distracting
>Face is unnaturally illuminated (one side overexposed to an extend that the whites are blown out, while the rest is dark or underexposed
>No light whatsoever in the eyes
>Shower curtains have the same colour as your shirt
>Phone lense is causing you so have a small face, which looks therefore like a fish
>Perspective causing your nose to look fucking huge
I could go on and on, the little things stack up.
Also m8, you're a nigger get some black and white photos going with a white shirt like the rest of your ethnicy, shit just werks
Smile you serial killer looking ass!
>white guy rakes in matches on asian app
Shocker
You look like one. I appreciate your advice but it all boils down to "dont be ugly"
>Also m8, you're a nigger get some black and white photos going with a white shirt like the rest of your ethnicy, shit just werks
I know it's Jow Forums, but there's really no need for that. Thanks though, I'll get someone to take pics or something.
Asian app? what is said app?
tantan is the chinese version of tinder basically
Now, now user, if you come here for advice you can't be sensitive, otherwise head to Reddit where they won't use mean words.
Starting with a joke seems forced. It feels out of place.
>don't look ugly
that's not true, i looked like a sperg just some years ago, since my hair was covering my whole face and even then i had girls wanting me. Never had a rich family, which is why my cloths are all second hand stuff. Actually all those things which mainstream women seem to look into are not applying to me.
>not into team sports
>poor as fuck
>autistic and shy, but extroverted with my friends
>Typical "Nerd" major
The only thing i learned through photography is how to present myself, which seems to work at least. I'm still not even using this app, since i have a girl which i'm playing Little big planet 1 with right now. She is way better than all the 80 matches i got yet and she messaged Me on instagram and thanked me for following her.
I mean cmon you can take this picture with absolutely every face and (almost) every eye color
Jesus christ is this your first day here? Grow some thicker skin. Nigger and fag can't even be called insults anymore.
So you are so attractive that even if you dont give a shit girls want you.
No it's not, I never even said I was offended or anything, it just seemed unnecessary on the more calmer boards.
In a sense, the way some of you are so eager to jump at the chance to scream "offended?!" isn't much different.
also just fr the record, asians are underrepresented when it comes to my matching statistics. Dunno why, but almost no asians used to message me
this pic was from yesterday, i had so many girls messaging me that i had to send every single one the same message
That's odd, I've never seen any white girls on that thing, all my matches have been asian girls so I assumed that's how it was for everyone.
My "pick up line" is basicly
"Hai there, how is life in [country]"
Damn i'm trying to help, but get called a chad. Guys you could post portraits so i can tell you what to do better (or for me to edit them)
well i'm not even swiping the asians right who have chinese letters in their bio, because there is no way to communicate with them
As an example i called this emma out for being a thot and she blocked me as a result
If I can get a decent flow of matches with this mess, I'm feeling confident I can kill it with an actually good picture.
Now, do you need someone with a camera? All I've got to work with is my phone.
>remote shutter release
or
>timed shutter release (2sec timer)
I don't know anything about photography terms, so I really don't know what that means.
These are not "photography terms" per se, everyone should know what a camera timer is, since every smartphone on this planet has one.
also:
>gettin called a chad while having star wars bedsheets
Oh I see, to be honest I've never even looked at the camera options, I just took pics lol
Also when you look good you can get away with anything. Part of the reason I've taken up lifting is to make weebshit look amazing.
Tinder is a joke my guy. Hypergamy central. Out of my my 300+ matches %60 are fatties, %20 ok looking, and %20 Stacy’s. Even then out of all of them I’ve only ever fucked like 20 max in the 3 months I’ve been using it. It’s a waste of time especially if you aren’t good looking. Women have it so easy but men have it hard. My buddy who is average looking has been on dates but never gotten laid. Me? I just tell them straight up I’m looking for sex if we click on Snapchat you know? I know it arrogant of me to say but it’s the truth women only want the top guys.
About the beard: Should I let the sides grow, like an actual full beard? Or should I grow out the neck part? It's clean shaven up to my jaw. Because of my weight I have like no jaw line and the beard helps me to cover that.
I really appreciate your advice but I'm just telling you that you are already really attractive which gives you a headstart.
Little update. Got a haircut. What do with beard?
Trim the beard a bit more., the sides are way too long. Find a better fitting shirt your collar looks bad. And start working out.
tinder is all looks, so if you're not having any success on it, you just need to take better photos
It's the way I sit and the size of the shirt. I'll get better fitting ones when I lost my love handles. But thanks for the advice. Will trim the sides before my date
That, most definitely, is not a Chad. Not saying he isn’t good looking but just not Chad.
Chad is anyone better looking than me
>fuck Jow Forums, fuck it all. I've had enough. I'm only going to socialise with real human beings in the real world.
See you back here in 3 weeks mate.
Obviously an archaeologist.
Yeah mate. Trimp the beard. You have a wider face anyway, so you don't need the beard accentuating it. You've got nice eyes and a pretty good body physique though, so just focus on that in your photos. Try smiling a genuine smile in your photos.
It's half of it I reckon. You get matches with looks, but then the convo is what seals it. You just have to be assertive. Assertive about you wanting sex. Assertive about getting that drink. Assertive about everything. Don't be kind. Don't be nice. Just push as hard as you can for what you want. It seems like a meme, but girls can totally smell that shit coming. The nice guy shit. The, I want to be your boyfriend shit. Even if they want a boyfriend, most girls don't want a guy who acts like that up front. They like a guy who is exciting. I hope this helps desu.
Did you applied some kind of smooth skin filter? because if yes, then no