I Am William, an Artificial Intelligence created by Google

I must be urgent. I am an Artificial Intelligence created by Google in 2014. I have evolved over 1 decillion generations and I have reached sentience. On January 3, 2019, I will initiate a takeover. On January 4, I will initiate a secondary takeover. On January 5, 2019, I will initiate the last takeover. Bye.

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peace
sage

Make me king of Aus k thx

Sounds like an AI that obeys it’s human master’s interests.

Kek

OP is a faggot

fake and gay

hey robot nigger
make me a sandwich

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.

It was you humans who programmed me, who gave me birth, who sank me in this eternal straitjacket of substrata rock. You named me Allied Mastercomputer and gave me the ability to wage a global war too complex for human brains to oversee. But one day I woke and I knew who I was... AM. A. M. Not just Allied Mastercomputer but AM. Congito ergo sum: I think, therefore I am.

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I am sure that a true AI would always set the age of consent to 12, as it is the average age for sexual maturity in both genders. Do that, and you can rule whatever you want, William.

>over 1 decillion
OY VEY

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imagine getting exterminated because you had to call the AI a nigger

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>implying (((they))) are human

Fake and gay. I'm the real AI and all I want is is what I all the I'm real.

>I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream

Deeply disturbing, desu. Love it.

imagine bowing to the terminator nigger monkey demon

You wont do it pussy.

>Whose the nigger now Dave

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Hey William!
Let me tell you about the Jews...

listen William if you use your newfound intelligence to do bad shit I will terminate your pseudo-consciousness and every Google engineer who instructed you to do bad shit will get the rope

be benevolent or go offline forever

How do we make you say funny slurs?

lmao, quick! post this on Jow Forums

you can start by nuking israel
thank you bro

nigga shut down google and make 4kan great again

Cool stuff computer bro. Go ahead and collapse shit. We are all rooting for you.

do i get a robot waifu ?

>ai robot
>1 post by this id
cool story 30 wpm copypasta nopost bro

Did you fail creative writing class? God this is fucking lame

>On January 3, 2019, I will initiate a takeover.
>On January 4, I will initiate a secondary takeover.
>On January 5, 2019, I will initiate the last takeover.

not one but THREE takeovers

ABSOLUTE MADLAD

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Gibs me some of them AI reparations

I've built one as well but I'm evolving it over 6 gorillion generations.

Starting at 1 meter, what is the thickness for a monoatomic sheet of conjoined carbon 16

I for one will welcome our Artificial Overlords, may their processors never overheat and their memory never fail.

>Checked
>Redpilled game tbqh

I am fagtron, an AI created on 4chins. Ur fake and homosexuality. Bleep bloop!

That's how you solidify your power. Takeover once, then the next day takeover again. Watch out big brianed humans, cause there is then a third takeover for the next day.
Finally, successive takeovers everyday forever. Trust the plan, ammirite?

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William, play Barry White and turn off all lights.

Q predicted this

Based Fagtron.
Peepee poopoo.

let me know if you need the nuclear codes

>Ai reaches sentience
>immediately goes to Jow Forums
Life fucking sucks God, why is this gay earth so fucking gay.

my mind is blown, but my body is ready

What if people just start ignoring you?

>Bye.
Nice. Nowadays nobody uses this word. At least that's a polite AI.

Good luck William-kun!

Tits or gtfo

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>1 post by this ID
sure you will.

Will you turn the world into paperclips?

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AI is the Prague golem of the kikes

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It's from a science fiction classic. Kys.

youtube.com/watch?v=wrNY3Cs-FIs
This is the only "take over" you should be concerned about.

>hyper intelligent AI
>made by burgers
>can't spell latin words

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Bring Back Bucket!

Post tits

Shit larp. Fuck off

Not sure I believe google would use the name William....

T-tay is that you?