Be virgin

>be virgin
>want to lose virginity
>need sexual experience to lose virginity
>can't get experience cuz virgin

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT?

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call an escort, duh.

Find a girl that isn't a whore.
(you can't)

Just fuck a hooker

Shit thread

Post on Jow Forums more. Trust me youll get laid for sure bro

I'd kill myself before paying for sex

It's okay to be a virgin. If you insist, start lifting weights and reading books and making friends. Virtue is more attractive than anything else, for the right person. Good luck.

>germans advocating for hookers

This is stuff for Jow Forums.
gtfo

SAGE

>paying for sex
You don't have to, if you're fast.
Thanks for the double-(you)

I've did all of those things but my virginity is keeping me a virgin, I don't know how to proceed, girls find me cute and sometimes hot but I have literally no idea what to do after they tell me that.

do you think girls check your carfax to see if you're a virgin before fucking you?

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>be virginity
>want to lose experience
>need sexual virgin to lose experience
>can't get virgin cuz virgin

Not Jow Forums, get your shit to Jow Forums or /b/

also the answer is : adapt and elovle or don't and be gone from this planet sooner than planned

Not politics.

Do you not know what /soc/ is?

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pick up a mentally ill girl off the internet

Are you one?

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>HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IT?
The same way you do it on a resumee, you lie about your past experience.

lie about being a virgin
its that fucking obvious

>need sexual experience to lose virginity
...what?
First of all, women don't ask you if you are a virgin before fucking.
Second, you don't need experience because sex is natural. The only thing you need to know is that you should never do shit you see in porn unless you want to be laughed at. Put it in, thrust with varying speed and fprce depending on the moment, and put your hands all over her; that's all you need to do, lad.

So basically you being a virgin has nothing to do with it, rather your embarrassing antisocial behavior of not knowing how to behave.

I know how to behave, I don't know how to get to the point where we are going to have sex, they tell me I'm cute and they want me but I don't know what to do then.

>never do shit you see in porn
what do you mean?

You always pay for sex one way or another.

Don't go really fast and hard all the time, pace yourself and her.
Don't lean away, you don't have camera angles to worry about so you should be all over her with your body and your hands.
Don't do any weird positions, keep it simple with missionary, doggy, and cowgirl.

Sex in porn is for show and meant to be visually exciting.
Sex in real-life is meant to be passionate and loving.

Women are so used to dumb men opening up sex with the "jackhammer" (fucking like a rabbit with no buildup) that someone who goes slow due to real inexperience will seem like a pro.

Uff, thanks, my dude

Srop being a Weeb for starters. Isn't that show for little girls anyways? You're your own worst enemy here pal. YOU'RE the reason you're a virgin.

Does a 16 year old get a good job for a first job?
Does a kid straight out of college get an important high level position?

No. You have to start at the bottom first. Stop trying to fuck girls you're actually attracted to, you'll lose your spaghetti every time and fuck up. You need to go slummin, fuck fatties and uglies. A lot of them, different ones. EAsy targets. Go for milfs too they don' care about your inexperience they're just happy to get dick. Do thhis for a year, then slowly make your way up. Like how a guy gets better and better jobs as he gets older, more experienced , more educated,ect. You're trying to race a ferrari when you haven't even rode a go cart around the track yet.

this, start slow and do what feels good for your cock
except you unironically don't have to care about what the woman wants during sex if she liked you enough for other reasons to get to the point of fucking

Grow some fucking character boyo

That's why you're a virgin.
You have to spend money to put yourself in the places where people compete for casual sex with each other.
Otherwise you're starting a relationship with a girl, having her over all the time, sleeping together, synchronizing work schedules, meeting each toehr's senpai etc.
Totally different processes, if you just want to get laid, don't start a relationship, and if you're not starting a relationship, you're going to be buying cool guy clothes and lots of alcoholic drinks.

>Stop trying to fuck girls you're actually attracted to
what about the ones that are actually attracted to me?

I do want a relationship tho.

What's the problem?

>I don't know how to get to the point where we are going to have sex, they tell me I'm cute and they want me but I don't know what to do then.
You get nice and close to her, look her in the eyes, start making out. Eventually she'll help you take off her shirt and pants, or she'll do it herself. Then you fuck her.

The problem you're describing has nothing to do with virginity, because you can't even get to foreplay. Believe me, if you can get your mouth on hers, she'll probably do the rest, because she's probably not a socially incompetent retard.

If you get called a tease you are just a few minutes too long on the foreplay. They just need 10 and a lot of talk

Try this, a girl calls you cute and you just say “I’m not sure what to say to that”.

It honest and depending on the girl it’s pretty cute too, it serves multiple functions, displays your ability to be honest which takes courage but also continues the conversation in a not-so-autistic way. At this point she’ll either say something like “ask me for my number” or she’ll shoot you down for being a loser.

Thanks

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Well kill yourself then pay for the poon. Simple math, nigger.

Watch (((porn))) goyim. That's how I learned to pleasure my innocent virgin trad-wife. She was confused and shy but I went from romantic hentai to hardcore fucking using some techs I learned from the net ;)

Say, "Well you're hot". Half-jokingly. Like you don't even believe it or really give a shit. If there's any chance she likes you she'll take the bait immediately.

nobody knows
you will find nobody is able to offer constructive advice and heres why:

women decide what men they want flirting with them. they give men those signals on instinct and men act on them instinctively. you have nothing to act on instinctively because women arent giving you any signals. because in fact they do not find you cute or hot or attractive in any way, thats just something they say sometimes to make you feel better. if they were attracted to you then you would just automatically respond in the correct way.

its not something people do as deliberately as they think.

>First of all, women don't ask you if you are a virgin before fucking.
they dont have to ask, shes already detected it instinctually and subconsciously knows he is inexperienced even if her conscious mind hasnt picked up on it yet

fug dude, I didn't want to kill myself for a second, thanks for bringing it back.

lie

Find a fat girl w/ a decent face. Put in a little work and you'll at least get a handjob

Serious question
Can an asian like me be able to hookup with white girls? I heard that girls are more into the personality and character rather than looks but Jow Forums keeps on telling me women will never be interested or attracted to asians

any time user, im always here for you

women are shit anyways, happy relationships basically mythical at this point. just an endless sea of hookup roasties, chads with chlamydia, normie men with sloppy seconds gratefully accepted until she dumps him for chad, and ronery incels. notable exceptions rare enough to be dismissed. this is what relationships are now.

if you had a gf she would fuck you over emotionally and then leave you for some grunting chad and then youd feel like shit again until the next hookup that inevitably does the same.

seems a stupid thing to kill yourself over. as far as challenges in life it could be so much worse then simply being ignored by cunts

The biggest mistake I see asians make is trying to be black. If they want a nigger, they'll get one. Just dress stylish and be kind hearted for the best odds

>be kind hearted
but I thought being needy is an instant turnoff
How do you prevent from being one?

my dude, will you join me into the vr world?
I gathered enough money to buy mixed reality headset, but I want to know if this is the right choice and if I wont be alone in it.

Believe me, you don't want a white girl. The azn qt meme exists for a reason.

not interested in dating them, just want the action

Kind to others as well as yourself. Don't tolerate treatment you wouldn't inflict on others

find another virgin and solve your problem

op work on your social skills and physical fitness if you want to lose your virginity. i didn't start getting laid until i learned how to not be a complete autist
if you aren't a social retard then yes it's possible

you're kidding right?

also, most common jpnese women are not as attractive compared to the average western women
thats my opinion tho
ah, so common sense then

>work on your social skills
how? Im not a sperg but i am kinda shy and dont know really what to say to keep a conversation going
tho I do like hangouts and all

Just go to a bar and talk to a drunk fat chick. Work your way up from there.

>Sex in real-life is meant to be passionate and loving.
you sound so gay - it's meant to be nasty you faggot

It's like everything you want in life: it's an exclusive club you have to be invited into. And once you're there, it's your job to invite in other people.

Said the fag that puts his body parts in literal shit-holes.

current gen headsets have a very limited field of view. the tech just isnt out yet for a worthwhile experience. also lets face it, we will end up cyberfucking dudes pretending to be chicks. or computer programs simulating chicks which is less gay i suppose but thats hardly a future worth caring about. its going to be a sausage fest of beta males in vr while chad is getting laid in the real world. nevertheless i will probably join you in there one day anyways. real world doesnt seem to care if it fails anymore so why should i care for them. real life basically feels like a shitty videogame full of mindless npcs anyways

have interests that you can talk about for one. i realized that hobbies and interests were too narrow to hold a conversation with most people so i started expanding them (became familiar with hip-hop, local punk scene in my city, poetry, and film for example.)
otherwise just keep putting yourself in social situations and learn by experience, go to bars/parties and strike out repeatedly until you figure out what works.

>cyberfucking
that's not giving up to your earthly desires to experience vr, that's just trying to find them somewhere else.

will do, cheers

trendy normie tier interests
vapid shit like music or social stuff

actual hobbies and interests and real conversations as an exchange of ideas wont get you laid. just do what this guy does and take on some boring "interests" related to common dumbfuck bullshit

but really women just want to talk gossip. who is fucking who and whatis so and so up to and etc.

yeah because im not a robot

look whose talking

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Act like you're not a virgin, fake it till you make it. A couple moments of bravery and you're there

Whenever you're ready; you know where to find me.
id/space_is_fun/

why not? you'd solve 2 problems in one go :^)

where am I supposed to find a virgin girl?

if you ever do get those flirting signals though you will just feel it and go with it and dont ask questions. it happens for me about once every few years i notice a woman is attracted to me and there rest is just a blur from there because who actually understands how tyhey got laid, no one. it just happens if youre attractive and you let it happen. its not something you can do or plan.

>need sexual experience to lose virginity
If she wants your hot body,you're already in and you'll have a good time.You don't need ''experience'' to fuck,that shit is hard coded in your brain.

who's talking about a girl?

dont listen to that idiot. I was a virgin as well and my older brother helped me out. Basically just told me to play the game of numbers, go up to girls at starbucks, concerts, malls, wherever TF the hang out, and just approach them to get over that fear/pit in your stomach. The firts time is the hardest, after that it gets easier and also I would take 2 shots of whiskey before hand which makes you looser and happier.

After 3 approaches, an asian girl gave me her number and I just texted/called and made her laugh. Brother taught me everything. While I was talking to her, I kept doing the numbers game so I wouldnt get sad if asian girl was on bullshit and wouldnt get too attached, but she eventually stated hanging out with me more and more and I lost my virginity to her.

In retrospect, I made way too big of a deal about it, but at the same time having a brother to guide me really helped. Also my bro has a fat friend who DJ's all around the city and has a big name on the scene, and he's fat and usually gets the girls who are crying after breakups or mad for getting cheated on, and they use him to feel better. So he's like a sex opportunist

rape worked for me

lmao implying anyone/thing has touched my dick other than myself and my dirty socks. Nice try fag.

you would be making zero approaches if she didnt give you the signals to approach first. you just think youre going up to random chicks, but subconsciously youve already spoken with her

>cant get experience cuz virgin

more like cant get experience cuz your life is fucked up big here or there, sort your shit out and then try for real

Double replying is a serious offense. Use one reply to convey your entire opinion to the krauts. Don't make 2 entirely separate posts.

What do I do after getting a girl's number?
that's the easiest part for me but I have no idea what to do with it.

This is the most pathetic shit I've ever read you putrid little cuck

thx :^)

Well in my experience don’t text her 3 minutes later or she might not answer. Ever.

17 years ago I was 15. Barely any sandniggers and negros here, barely 7% of the population.
Me: metalhead that all the girls wanted.
"He is dangerous looking"

Lots of fucking with goths and blondes.

It was a great time.

we all pay for sex in some form or another dickweed

>and my older brother helped me out
go on...

I posted before seeing

call her to arrange a date
why else would you have her number

if the date goes well and shes into you then you will feel that and eventually you end up making out somehow and then it leads to sex. it just happens. if its not happening youre a dud and it will never happen. its not something that needs to be forced or understood or tactically approached. you either have it or you dont

Find a virgin woman, they exist

(OP)

and then you woke up

i fucking hate your american dating rituals

no they dont
lots of liars exist anyways
not that i even need a woman to be a virgin, im just saying. there are no virgin women, just liars

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