If a politician ran on legalizing Kinder Eggs I would vote for them regardless of political party

If a politician ran on legalizing Kinder Eggs I would vote for them regardless of political party.

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Why are Kinder eggs illegal? Is your entire continent fucking retarded?

Fat fuck

Why?

Because it would be cool for my children.

You can buy the kinder joys pretty much anywhere in America. The toys are cheap boring bullshit and the edible part is pretty average.

Kinder Joys are shit im not talking about kinder joys

Kinder eggs are infact legal here. This guy is just retarded. They are usually in the checkout area

He made some oh-so-clever pedo innuendo.

You are a faggot and a waste of those digits.

I know what you are talking about, I just would find it hard to believe that the surprises are going to be vastly different from the surprises. Same toys and same chocolate from the same company.

Vastly different than the joys*

ppssssttt American bro - I can hook you up with a sweet supply of Kinder eggs. Hit me up if you are interested. Crypto accepted.

They aren't illegal. I've seen them for sale in a number of stores.

>legalizing
cucktastic

>They aren't illegal. I've seen them for sale in a number of stores.
Implying that a Kinder Surprise without a toy inside is a Kinder Surprise.

its weird that america banned the kinder eggs but theyre still legal in nanny state canada

not the classic ones. You're seeing the new kinder eggs made for north america. You are the one who is retarded. The European ones sometimes have metal toys inside. Our politicians have deemed us too stupid to handle food that you can choke on, just as their politicians have deemed them too stupid to handle pocket knives and free speech.

It has a surprise toy inside

>All these reddit boomers falling for bait
Back to the_donald fags

>Caring about repeating numbers on a message board where people talk about trannys and black dick sizes

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Newfag

>Same toys and same chocolate from the same company.

But the whole fun part is having to eat through the chocolate to get to the toy.
It's like the toy is the animal that grew inside the egg.
Those "joys" are fucking retarded and only a way to circumvent the ban.

The egg itself isn't the target of the ban. The law effecting it specifically just bans putting something nonedible inside of something edible. So the egg happens to fall into it

Just curious: does Kinder chocolate in America taste like vomit?
ie: did they alter their recipe for the American market?

Maybe the artificial flavourings are deemed unsafe or something? Someone do some research I'm too lazy. Kinder chocolate is tasty tho.

Maybe they should put a ar-15 in the egg

>Caring about the length of time some unknown person has been posting here for

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Why are they illegal?

American children are too dumb to not choke on the surprise toy.

I think he means female children egg cells,not the actual chocolate.

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They're not though? My local grocer sells them in the checkout lanes. Consider living in a less cucked state.