Would you have a beer with Elizabeth Warren?

fuck no. she is scary

Lol! Not unless you have a time machine and we can go back about 40 years or so.

STOP GIVING ALCOHOL TO INDIANS FOR FUCKS SAKE

No, Indians can't handle their liquor

i thought natives couldn't drink firewater because they're degenerate alcoholics

I'd fuck the shit out of her honestly without the glasses on

Does anyone have the full unjewed livestream?

All I can find are clips and watermarked jew shit.

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>and take out her teeth and show you a thing or two.
the best blowjobs come from women who have to take out their teeth, there is literally nothing like it.
but fauxchahontas is a retard who came off as uber cringe. didn't even know how to sip a beer right (despite her attempts to appear normal including making sure she clanged the one she took into the others to show she has a lot of beer like a normie in her fridge) she also was absolutely blasted after one sip and you could see the smoke from her cancerstick waifting up by her head on the right side the whole video

You fucking beat me to it,

We can smoke peace pipe

No, she's fake as shit. The conversation would be terrible

Natives live on reservations not reserve, Elizabeth.

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She's whiter than the rest of us yet acts like a savage nigger

"Greetings, fellow humans. I, too, enjoy a cold [checks label] 'be-er.'"
- Queen Elizabeth the Relatable

no fucking way in hell I'd drink with her, she's likely to accuse you of rape while going blackout drunk #BELIEVEWOMEN

Solid KEK

This

You don't. You only need to show you have a native ancestor.

Canadian friend of mine got his card using the marriage certificate between the first euro off the boat with a native....9 generation.

No, she is irritating and cringy
You no she’s during some hipster craft beer shit
Not the case in America you have to have a % of blood and be able to trace your ancestry to the final tribal roles

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>certain percentage
that sucks
my buddy got a cushy job with the leaf gov as a minority.

Smart move in this timeline, he won't lose his job to a minority as he is one LOL

She's the JEB! of the Democratic party

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Between her sanders and Cortez you might as well change the name to communist party

I'd do just like I did when I'd attend college parties as a non-student:
>take pitcher into bathroom
>pour myself a beer, dump a bit more
>proceed to piss about 24 oz. into pitcher to refill what was taken
>offer said beer from pitcher to anyone who wanted some

>I'd do just like I did when I'd attend college parties as a non-student:
>take pitcher into bathroom
absolute loser whose never been to a college party in his life detected kek

Once made a dude chug half a can of my piss LOL

PR firm approved!

>t-this surely couldn't happen because I don't want to believe it's possible!
I'm sure you tasted my piss at least once, salty lad. If I wasn't pissing in the beer, I was doing it in the shampoo or other bottled items throughout the home. That's what happens when you just let any old weirdo into your apartment under the "more the merrier" motto!

Stay mad.

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Nah it’s fine. It’s pretty funny actually, the cherokee were using the blood % argument to kick descendents of their nigger slaves out of the tribe.

bet.com/news/national/2011/08/24/u-s-indian-tribe-kicks-out-thousands-of-black-descendants.amp.html

love the sambo cookie jar above her cabinets

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>sure thing guy with pitchers of beer and not kegs and solo cups college party man
you should kys for being such a loser you have fantasies about how cool you were at college parties you never attended. it's literally a level of loser I didn't think possible until today

I would rather have a peace pipe with her.

So this is the famous Pocahontas?
I'd "Poke-her-hawt-ass"... and wipe my dick on her curtains later

Hahahahha
Based red man

Someday i will get to try this. for now i will stick to blantons (:

Warren is ok. Bernie 2020.

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This is an attack that might actually work.

I'd have a beer with any politician. These people are interesting regardless of what bullshit they're hucksters for.

I shove a beer bottle up her ass and donkey punch that bitch. That's about the extent of my charity.

Add diet coke and mint menthos in it first

naw... too white

>nothing was different 20 years ago, so surely, this must be made up from a time when people had kegs and sometimes tapped pitchers they passed around in basement parties!!!
The fact that my actual stories enrage you so much is pretty well showing clearly who the angry, bitter loser here is. Stay mad, kid!

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I'd warren her Elizabeth if you know what I mean! ;D

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