*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

Inshallah and redpilled

>No Bible
>Not wearing a tie

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I will hear it, but first hear my message.
*AHEM*

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>>What do?

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kek

story?

It's in the file name me thinks.

Allah Uakbar, only jews would call us terrorists

i'm a tranny.
i know all you religious folk are okay with that because allah made me that way and only allah may judge me

what the fuck are you doing on the balcony? the front door is over there.

Oh shit, it's 56% Chris-Chan!

>What do?
Ask about the clergy kidfucker epidemic.

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>"This is the outer stairwell Sir. Sorry, I though it would..."

>Jesus Christ that can save your soul
FUCK OFF
>and your race
Come right on in young man, would you like some dew and doritos?

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Politely invite him inside, ask if he wants some jalebi and some tea and have a nice discussion about why his faith is false and why he should convert to Islam.

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dat shirt

wtf does that guy have against shrek? fucking subhuman semitic religions need to get out of his swamp if you ask me

>*step outside*
>"Go on..."

Redpill him about Lolohoax first.

>whiter than you mohamed

im killing myself tomorrow night at 11pm. i might livestream it for you guys, problem is i dont have a good camera. also im going to stab myself in the heart after putting the noose around my neck. hopefully if i dont die from the puncture, the rope will finish me.
i want to go early tomorrow to get a haircut and a nice suit so i look good when i go, but im too poor to afford a suit or a good camera.
but i dont want to live til friday so i will see how that goes.

anyway OP, do you go to heaven if you kill yourself?

A black family had recently moved into a new neighborhood, and in the US you need to live x miles away from school to have the right to get bus transportation, and since he was new and had missed the bus, he decided to go to that house, knock, politely wait outside until someone came to ask for direction. The owner just came out with a shotgun instead, totally unprovoked, and fired a round or two.

The insecure faggot with the shotgun claimed that he "tripped and fired accidently", but was charged with assault.

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im with the toothpaste on this one

Fuck off! Get off my property before I Glockize your fucking retarded ass! I’m an atheist and you would be too if you had more than 3 brain cells but you don’t so you’re going door to door cucking for Jeezus...a character invented by the Romans who never lived. Be gone ass worm...I’m going for my Glock now and if you’re here when I get back I’m gonna empty a magazine.

checkout this athiest willing to kill humans. bet u don't grow ur own crops and ur a communist too.

Not sure if a bait or serious.

Shirk means worshiping anything but the true creator, polytheism and idolatry like the pajeets and their hundreds of statues.

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>Go away Steve-o's illegitimate son.

dios mio...los ogros de las cristiano...

You say that like you’re not on my balcony.

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implying you christcucks dont complain about jehovahs constantly

*ahem*

>"Sure thing Sir, Matthew 15:21-28 "And Jesus went away from there and withdrew to the district of Tyre and Sidon. And behold, a Canaanite woman from that region came out and was crying, “Have mercy on me, O Lord, Son of David; my daughter is severely oppressed by a demon.” But he did not answer her a word. And his disciples came and begged him, saying, “Send her away, for she is crying out after us.” He answered, “I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” But she came and knelt before him, saying, “Lord, help me.” And he answered, “It is not right to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs.” She said, “Yes, Lord, yet even the dogs eat the crumbs that fall from their masters' table.” Then Jesus answered her, “O woman, great is your faith! Be it done for you as you desire.” And her daughter was healed instantly."

>"Would you like to know more about the savior of the White race, Sir?"

oh cool you know me i love those jehovas ;)

I would ask the mother fucker how the hell he got onto my porch.