Morguefag here. What should I do with this dead body that just arrived?
Morguefag here. What should I do with this dead body that just arrived?
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Take care of it properly and respect the dead
Do your job.
slice through the abdominable ascites
Lol, been a while since we have a simple fucking thread like this.
Do whatever you're supposed to do to clean and prepare it for a funeral, faggot.
Fake and gay.
Not further risk yourself and get to fucking work
does it have an erection?
your job
Fuck its mouth.
respect the body
man that is unflattering
Throw it out and check your short term memory as you have been claiming this same body has arrived for months now
dis nigga lion
>dead
>has an erection
Confirmed the afterlife is sexy af.
STFU
certainly not take a photo and post it online.
i know this is just a slide thread, but i had a crematory job a couple weeks ago, just a property inspection. told another older gent who'd been in the business for a while and he'd done one funeral service building before. told me he accidentally saw a little ~10 year old girl on the table. i wanst having none of that so i asked the funeral service lady to go tell the tech in the back to cover shit up please.
she did, body was covered and all but god damn it was creepy. do they drain the blood and fluids into a drain in the floor?
stop posting copypasta
Why has the blood not pooled yet on this 'corpse'?
OP, Why do you think Jow Forumsple don't have meme-ories?
It's not like everyone leaves every 2 months and every 2 months fresh polfaggs take over.
Are you a retarded, goretranny?
^ this
Sooo...dump him in a river?
your job
BBQ some ribs my nigga
This is a good thread m8.
not into the floor but yes blood is drained
why dont you go back to posting your drunk friend and larping about how the cartels killed him.
Draw a smiley face on his big toe
Thats actually an op himself, enjoying his perverted shame.
snort a line off its ass
so like into containers? 'cause there was a drain next to the emergency eyewash station which makes sense, but my supervisor changed my text to read that "fluids are drained to the floor drain". i didnt bother correcting 'cause i didnt know and dont wanna, at least IRL. i kinda wanna know on here though.
>respect the body
>checks flag
no, (you)
ATTENTION
holy shit its a small world.. I remember talking to this weirdo in some irc channel years ago. he's basically some depraved faggot who gets off on larping as a mortician. its been years and he's using the same picture even. please don't even engage with this faggot.
Get it the fuck off of /pol and take it to /b
>he thinks dead penis is floppy and soft
>No matching images found
Mummify it. WE WUZ KANGS
OP already failed by posting this online
>Has experience with dead penises
user I...
can't kill myself because coroner will laugh at my benis now
always call the ambulance before hanging yourself so they find a fresh body and get home before relatives
Ok..
I don't remember this user in particular and I've been on here since 2008, 2009 timeframe. I'll heed your advice.
Respect the dead and do your job. Or rape him I don't care it doesn't effect me