Fuck the planet

star committing arson

Increase the number of sub-saharan africans in every region of the world. They'll take care of the rest.

Self immolation

Next Christmas put up incandescent lights
not the little ones either, fucking 7watt C9s. Im burning 100 of them right now. I dont turn them off till morning.

Harvard recently did a study where they created bacteria that is unkillable by antibiotics to prove that we will die of super bugs in the future. you need to acquire some ebola and create your own super version of it by doing the same process. then spread it to crowds using a spray bottle. fuck the human race. why hasnt someone done this already?.

watch this video to see what they did. do this exact same thing with ebola or the plague and u can be the guy to wipe out all human life
youtube.com/watch?v=plVk4NVIUh8

Drive something with a Wankel rotary engine.
t. Have one myself

Kill yourself. The amount of pollution from them cremating you will be a lot more than you can achieve before getting arrested and your ass being destroyed by Vladimir's cock in prison

Enjoy the bill nigger

Increase it all u want it wont matter. We r entering a mini ice age u nigger faggot

I like mazda's

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Drive a flex fuel de-foresting machine that can run on coal or whale oil.

Limmy? Is that you?

youtube.com/watch?v=TSJlZvQ3XgE

Attempted macho (USA) and pseudo macho (Russia), if you want to up the world's energy, use the stupid devices that you design and talk so much about. I'm sick of hearing about them as it detracts from actual human progress. Were you ever even planning to use them aside from shooting outdated and worthless ones to poor countries to reduce inventory, you absolute faggots? Neither of you like black people, but you're more ape than anyone. Wait until the Gorilla gets ahold of you.

This.

Easiest way for one person to unleash more carbon is by starting forest fires. Perhaps sabotage solar plants 'n shit so as to increase reliance on coal fired power plants.

People who start a fire cause but a single fire. People who plant eucalyptus trees cause fires for centuries.

Get a big car and always drive alone
Eschew public transportation
Always run your heater and air conditioning
Water your lawn for an hour every night
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>poor fag detected
The light is still on in my attic from pulling the lights out a month ago, but dont worry, its a CFL.

a. is not planet
b. you are part of nature, dumb organism. so you can just kys yourself for desired effect
3. haarp and whatever the fuck else theyre up to, been had you beat

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Based and dorito-pilled, my friend.
Love your guys' utes, things are neat as fuck.

checked and truth pilled
what about that kudzu shit?

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