>pulled over by cop
>Got you going 36mph in a 35mph, why are you in such a hurry, boy?
>I just h-had to get to my g-grandma's for her b-birthday, sir
>I need to see your license and registration *wink wink*
>for a moment, you think about declaring yourself a sovereign citizen, but you're too much of a pussy
>you cautiously reach for your wallet
>heh nothin personal kid but you just made a "movement consistent with drawing a weapon"
>BOOM BOOM BOOM you take 5 rounds of hollow points to the chest, ammo that's banned in actual wars
>cop yelling your face calling for backup as you bleed out
>20 other cops arrive and all point guns in your face as you continue to fade out of existence
>30 minutes later the ambulance arrives, but too late you're already dead. You could have survived if emergency first aid had been performed
>cop is a hero and gets a raise for his bravery
American Police
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Maybe next time don't be black, nigger.
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>getting stopped for 1mph over
Your story is bullshit. You have to drive a hot pink Prius draped with rainbow flags in Independence, Oregon for that to ever happen. And the officer would just shoot you on sight by that point.
lolwut
SEMPER FIIIII
Most openly right wing town in all of USA. There are only Africans that live there, and that's because they proved themselves by working there for 30 years.
Err only 2
So many angry “anarchists” here tonight, I almost forgot it’s because school is still out. G’night, edgy kid!
>for a moment, you think about declaring yourself a sovereign citizen,
I lol'd. There's a bunch of shit the cops do wrong, but this is one of the things people do wrong with cops. The law is settled, they can lie to your face in an interview, and its legal. Do they take this too far, among other things? Yes. I've had my own troubles with cops harassing me because I wore the same color jacket as a black house thief, and I'm white. Go figure. I have no criminal record, but they'd fake pull me over while walking between my relative's houses in the same neighborhood for a few months.
Judges have repeatedly ruled that cars are weapons therefore you no longer have legal ground to stop me.
Have a nice day.
Flag was for a joke. Changing it before I forget.
Fake and gay
Want to deal with police?
Speak very slowly
Comply with orders
Receive your citation and thank them
Don’t be a nigger
>Comply with orders
that there is oftentimes the problem, see..
>keep your hands were I can see them!
>show me your licence!
>*proceeds to reach for licence*
>BOOM BOOM BOOM
>I SAID KEEP YOUR HANDS WERE I CAN SEE THEM!
>*dies*
>*cop proceeds to arrest corpse*
You will respect police when they are the only thing between you and some animalistic aggressive nigger on the street one day. Until then keep making retarded naive threads you little fag zoomer.
>defending american police
I want you to provide proof of Fermat's last theorem while juggling 3 chainsaws while cartwheeling or I will shoot
yeah I'm gonna wait 10 minutes for the police and have a conversation with the responder for police to come in a life or death situation where seconds matter
After all, you should only call the cops when you're in danger
>I want you to provide proof of Fermat's last theorem while juggling 3 chainsaws while cartwheeling or I will shoot
10/10 i laffed
>Got you going 36mph in a 35mph
Bullshit, copfag here:
>Me trying to get to a call for a crime in progress and some scared dumbass in front of me is going the speed limit
>MOOOOVE BITCH!!! (literally have said this on the PA system)
>Me when someone is doing 5 over the speed limit
>MOOOOOOOOVE BITCH!
>They hit their brakes because they see a cop behind them
>HAHA GOT YOU ON UNSAFE BRAKING YOU DISHONEST FAGGOT HERE'S YOUR TICKET
Do not confuse city police with highway patrol assholes who are bored enough to actually enforce speed because they sit there doing nothing all day. Just move out of the goddamn way so I can get to my call. The best way to get cited is to be in front of me, or be a retard who drives like a dangerous douche.
I always drive about 10mph over the limit, never get tickets.
When my dad got a DUI at a checkpoint, I overheard the highway patrol and sheriff's department bitching about their quotas. One cop literally said that the top "performer' was a crooked cop, that he could do anything and everything and still not get more than 2/3rds of his numbers. Also, what does it mean when a cop drives past you and turns their lights on, just to turn them off?
>durr polees bad
>has never actually interracted with a policeman
I hope you do get pulled over and shot desu.
fucking kek, bootlicks will defend this.
>Got you going 36mph in a 35mph, why are you in such a hurry, boy?
There is no device that they can use that is accurate at that speed within 4 miles per hour. You would have to be going at least 40 for him to even think about pulling you over.
My interactions with cops have always been courteous, last time I got pulled over was for driving early morning in the lane reserved for buses at rush hour, I just pulled over, took the citation, thanked the cop smiling and he seemed shocked, apparently many people like to yell at them knowing they cant do shit even if they are in the wrong.
>harassment driving some scared sunday driver into making a mistake
>book his ass
.. and you wonder why people don't like you?
kæk
>what does it mean when a cop drives past you and turns their lights on, just to turn them off?
it means "lol fuck you rube I'm a cop hurrr".
I'm pro-cop as all get out, but I've seen them lie to my face about having me on video stealing from a house. Bullshit, and then the last thing they say, after I volunteered for the to search my room, was "We don't want you to feel uncomfortable leaving your house". Like I said earlier, they've fake pulled me over multiple times. This was 3 years ago, and they still flip their lights on when they drive past me. WTF. Small town, and I've had good conversations with them at the gas station.
who the fucks eats in their car and films it
>get free trip to ER
>free healthcare too since I can't give my info
Haha faggots
I think the best cop story is the one where cops tried to raid a wrong house and the home owner not knowing it's the cops trying to brake in starts defending his home and family.
Cops end up getting medals for not being able to kill the 'suspect' shooting at them basically not doing their job properly.
that dude there
wat
>Be me
>Pulled over for right turn on yellow/red without completely stopping. I knew I was fine.
Cop: "Got any weapons in the car?"
Me: "Just 5 hand guns 2 rifles and 2 shotguns."
Cop: "Dont joke about that."
Me: "Joke?"
Cop: "Step out of the car please"
>Patted down and removed my cc gun
>4 cop SUVs arrive
later cleared when they found out I was coming from a gun range heading home. Wasted a good hour of their time for nothing.
>BOOM BOOM BOOM you take 5 rounds
>5 rounds
immersion ruined
at least tell me they werent in your trunk
A sovereign citizen is someone who thinks they are above the law.
let's look at the law. the supremacy clause of the US constitution clearly endows Constitutional Law with the full supreme authority over all other law. no matter what. Constitutional Law supersedes federal law, state law, admiralty law, and wartime law. Constitutional Law is an eternal blood oath, it can never be abrogated not even by more war or even by extinction itself. aliens could kill us all and even then the constitution will be the law of the land. because a felony is a violation of federal law, and Constitutional law supersedes federal law, violation of Constitutional law is a de facto felony.
When a police officer 'pulls you over', they are committing a felony by abrogating your constitutional right to free travel across the territories. Same thing if they arrest you, dogpile you, put their hands on you, tow your vehicle, pretend you need a license or insurance. All of this behavior is 100% felonious. Federal law demands that citizens prosecute felonies with their bard hands when they witness one. So why aren't the police afraid to commit felonies? why do they think they are above the law?
the bar associations commit education malpractice and pretend that instead of Constitutional Law, we have ""rights"" and those institutions get to decide what rights we get to use, where and when. all of that behavior is felonious, no ""supreme court"" can limit constiutional law, ever. every law that does this is felonious, and the police, lawyers snd judges abiding by these laws are felons as well. these bar associations write these laws and enforces them. education malpractice is a felony too. law enforcement terrorism is a felony. law enforcement fraud is a felony. justice fraud is a felony.
these players will never be safe, no matter how many guns they take ... oh that's felonious too.
Had a van at the time. Just tossed behind passenger seat.
>for a moment, you think about declaring yourself a sovereign citizen
Excuse me sir. But I’m an article 4 free inhabitant, I don’t have to follow any laws. By the way, I’m traveling, not driving. Can you prove I’m in the vehicle?
Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Am I being detained? Am I being detained?
That’s a blatant exaggeration
People get killed for talking shit to the cops
How fucking hard is it to keep your registration and license within reach?
It’s when they run the license and find warrants that shit begins to escalate
Now with body cams those days are over
It’s not Easy Rider
And your danish cops are fucking pathetic
lmao cops protect niggers from lynching they always have
Also has to be done with your hands behind your back, while respecting veterans.
>there’s an actual sovereign citizen on Jow Forums
youtu.be
Fucking this one.
>blind fire house to swiss cheese
>get a medal for job well done
>People get killed for talking shit to the cops
and that's cool with you? If a Danish cop killed someone for "talking shit", he'd be put away for life.
I am in law school and i can tell you are a fucking retard, go ahead and try that see what happens lmao
sovereign citizens are about the dumbest people on the planet
It only goes that way it you're an uppity black or occasional hispanic. I've made super "threatening" motions towards my back pocket to get my phone/wallet out a million times. They don't even flinch when I do it because I'm not shady or combative.
I do agree that lots of cops are cunts here, but if you're not a sketchy loud mouth, and just treat them with the same level of respect you would a normal person, nothing bad will happen
>side note
Lmfao-ing at ""sovereign citizens"" we were sharing videos of those low IQ drug addicts getting btfo in one of my discord servers the other day.
>>pulled over by cop
>>Got you going 36mph in a 35mph
bullshit
>>you cautiously reach for your wallet
fucking dumbass move, darwinism at work
>>heh nothin personal kid but you just made a "movement consistent with drawing a weapon"
>>BOOM BOOM BOOM you take 5 rounds of hollow points to the chest
Only 5, Id have emptied magazine.
>> ammo that's banned in actual wars
NO ammo is banned in actual wars, cuck
minutes later the ambulance arrives, but too late you're already dead.
good
>>cop is a hero and gets a raise for his bravery
good. I hope he got a raise for taking out a stupid cuck that doesnt know how to handle being pulled over.
Check flag
Realize how he forgot
>Bend over
>Take it dry up the ass
>sovereign citizens are about the dumbest people on the planet
I tend to think its a pysop though, to confuse people of their real rights. When I was charged with truancy, I beat the charges based off the fact that it was a civil matter and not a criminal one. If you're a lawfag, you probably understand what I did. "What right does the state have over me and my mother that they can force this upon us? Did my mother sign a piece of paper at birth, have I no say?" We talked about becoming an adult (the legal word fails me now, it starts with an "E") and then after I declined, was offered a free state run school program. Which I never did, but I was never punished, outside being refused my GED until I was 19. Pic related.I had bad grades at the bottom, which is wildly overestimated by me, honestly.
There was a second "trial" in front of the district superintendent. Dude legit wore an old timey wig.
What is a gun? You retarded bootlicking faggot
>be american
>get shot by cop serving and protecting
lol
I drive 10 over right past cops all the time. you must be black in a beater car lol
Fake news
ur mom is faik njooz
Quotas are to make sure we don't fuck around on our phones in the patrol car all day. You want your tax dollars to be used effectively, right?
The lights thing: we're cucked out of using our lights because "it causes accidents" even though the fire department can use them to every call (and back to the station from every call) because nobody hates them. So we sneakily use them in situations where we should be able to but aren't able to per policy. Basically someone has to be dying for us to be able to use them within policy, but someone could be getting their ass beat or robbed and we can't use them...
>Quotas are to make sure we don't fuck around on our phones in the patrol car all day.
Literally was one of he tactics these cops used. They'd pretend to be on their phones, and wait a long time for me to walk past an intersection. Waving me on even. Then, they'd floor it after I was 50yards down the street, and hammer the brakes. Stopping right next to me, still on their phone.
Was I supposed to keep walking or stop for more than 3 seconds? IDK, They didn't have their lights on. I keep walking when I get my wits about me, but its rude as fuck, really.
Literally no cop will pull you over for speeding 1mph over the limit. When a cop pulls you over, you roll the window down all the way so they can see unobstructed into the car. This eliminates 95% of problems.
t. Bootlicking pig
You havent been in the country areas out in the middle of no where. They WILL pull you over for 1 mph. They WILL ticket you. The idea is that you wont even bother fighting it in court.
I'm talking screeching tires as best that anti-lock brakes can do.
>I was leaving Charleston WV on I64/I77. Crusing along going 10 MPH over.
>I slowly overtake a tractor trailer and cruising along in front of cab is a state police.
>I back down to 65 MPH and slide in behind the trooper.
>Watching my mirrors, I notice a Dodge grand caravan doing about 15 over quickly over take the tractor trailer.
>van slowly over takes the trooper then slows in the left lane to merges behind the trooper and in front of me.
>Trooper pulls off onto the shoulder and slows down, flips on his lights, passes me and gets in behind the van.
>I look in my rear view mirror a bit shaken and stay with in the limit until the next toll wary of sneak state troopers.
Yep got pulled over going 5 over on the highway in Wisconsin. Meanwhile a dozen cars in front of me are going 10 over, he tags me because I have an out-of-state license plate. Joke's on him, I convinced my company to opt out of a contract with a Wisconsin company out of spite.
The mistake is making a visible change as soon as you see the officer; hitting the brakes, changing lanes in a hurry, trying to turn off at the first right turn. All of those actions attract the officers attention and make you a target by signaling that you have something to hide, therefore they're 1000 times more likely to pull you over just to check your shit.
Dont stand out. If you were going 3 miles over the speed limit, just keep going as if nothing happened. Don't take off squealing your tires every light. Its simple really. Drive like an NPC, be invisible, and you will see the police ignore you, even get bored following you and overtake and look for someone else to hassle.
What colour skin do you have
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How is it that i live in a country with a huge homicide rate and yet policemen do not kill people randomly and citizens are not afraid to talk shit to a road cop? what is your secret USA?
sure thing tyrone
stop acting like a nigger
Thanks
Kys
>what's right isn't right, because the criminals in charge who are breaking the real laws, say it's wrong
>(((law school)))
You can also kys, twice if possible.
it's true
In Texas speeding is only a ticketable offense if you are in excess of 110% of the speed limit.
Also this thread sucks
See the problem is user you expect others to protect you and do the right thing while you should be thinking of protecting yourself and doing the right thing if the time comes... Just saying user not everyone is comfortable trusting their lives with other human beings regardless of what society tells you is necessary
so 10% over the speed limit.
That means. 11 mph in a 10, 110 in a 100, 88 in an 80, 66 in a 60. a ticket in residential would be pretty easy.
Texas is shit. there I said it.
Every yeehaw states in America lul
This shit actually works quite often at immigration checkpoints,
Almost never works at dui checkpoints and NEVER works in routine traffic stops.
most government officials are scum, but amerishart cops are next-level scum because they act like judge dredd
combined with the fact that the police there only hires lowIQ retards who got bullied in school, you've got a recipe for disaster
only thing you can count them on doing is like the OP said, writing a speeding ticket which is 95% of their job with the other 5% involving donuts
We don’t have 10mph zones, but thanks for wowing us with your math skills.
Wtf user....
>"cletus you forgot the handcuffs"
The state of bootlickers
Here's how it really goes:
>white person pulled over by cop for speeding
>"good afternoon officer"
>hi there i'm gonna need to see your license and registration
>"sure thing sir"
>alright just ran you in our system, since your record's clean i'll just let you off with a warning okay? have a nice day
>"y-you too"
>black person pulled over by cop for speeding
>"ay yo wussup mufugga"
>hi there i'm gonna need to see your license and registration
>*smacks lips* "maaaaaaaaane i ain't gotta show you shit mufugga, i aint done nuthin wrong mufugga, fuckin white ass cracka"
>(cue back and forth for 30 minutes as nigger gets increasingly more indignant, eventually cop probably threatens to use a taser or call in a k-9 unit since nigger's car has 99.5% chance of having drugs in it)
>"shieeet mufugga aite here you go, shit mane"
>(cop takes nigger's expired license and runs it, notices rap sheet that's a mile long)
>sir, there's a warrant out for your arrest on a stolen weapons charge. we're going to need you to step out of your vehicle
>(nigger starts fidgeting around and positioning his hand as if he's about to grab a gun, shoves hand into pocket)
>"NAH FUCK YOU NIGGA FUCKIN BITCH ASS PUSSY U AINT GUN DO SHIT"
>sir don't make any sudden movements! keep your hands where we can see them! if you make any sudden movements i will fire!"
>"FUCK YOU WHITE BOI"
>(nigger suddenly jerks something out of his pocket, gets perforated by cop)
>(they later discover he pulled a chicken bone out of his pocket and a car with a stolen weapon elsewhere in it, story gets picked up by the news and there are huge protests, cop is harassed for the rest of his life by insane negroids and leftists)
>(later, some cuck goes onto Jow Forums and makes a post about how violent american cops are)
>and his car had a stolen weapon elsewhere in it
Fixed
>ammo that's banned in actual wars
hollow points really aren't more lethal than FMJs and the alternative is bullets flying through suspects and objects into innocent bystanders you fucking retard.
SAGE.
The 11th hypothetical bad-cop story this year.
JIDF in full force.
>sage in options
There is a place in Louisiana where if you go 1 mph over the speed limit, you get arrested. It's because a prominent judge's son was hit by a speeding drunk driver there that the law was passed. I'm sure there are similar places all over.
How fucking dare you
I wish it was a true story so OP would never post again. You know what to do.... kys.
1 calories beta pussy.
>backup for something that isn’t a crime
Do your cops drive Fords? Lmao
Anyone else use the Wayz app? I haven’t been pulled over in years.
Lmao have you been pulled over there also? God I hate those cunts
seriously is independence that bad?