Somewhere some poor son of a bitch wakes up every morning, brushes his teeth, combs his hair, puts on a suit, then drives to work. He then spends the next 8 hours sorting thru all the shitpost on an Uzbekistanie finger puppet board, and makes detailed reports about all the shit that goes on here. Then he goes back home and tries to act normal.
>how was your day honey?
>oh the usual nigger dicks and Jews
I wonder what the suicide rate is for that job?
Pic related.
Glow in the dark niggers
Jeremiah Thomas
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archive.4plebs.org
twitter.com
Nicholas Lewis
*Mongolian Basket weaving board.
Benjamin Campbell
In all seriousness, if anyone in this world is getting paid to monitor/post here, it's Russian internet propaganda teams. They probably came up with the "Trump dossier is a Jow Forums anime hoax" thing a while ago.
Jason Hughes
The way I filter out the bots is a simple method of changing the view to thread creation time. That's the way you communicate in real time.
Anything below first 2 rows of pictures and insane reply count is bot-bait.
Dominic Kelly
you know i really feel for our .gov fellow Jow Forums lacks as the quality of the board has gone down like 300% in the last year or so and work must be a fucking nightmare these days
Levi Flores
Hey glowniggers, pay me to shitpost.
Bentley Taylor
Just gonna through a reply, in order to see the actual posters of pol switch view to creation date, anything below the first 2 tiers is "bot-bait"
Ethan Murphy
KEK! Thanks I needed that.
Logan Russell
Doesn't this prove that trying to modify a natural system fucks up its eco-system?
All chans seem to have been turned into free focus studies with controlled data for the technocrats to read up on for a new product or story to market to the masses.
Chase Peterson
I always browse the catalog by creation date. What kind of monster doesnt?
Evan Hernandez
low effort
Tyler Diaz
Fucking kek.
Luke Campbell
Hey glow niggers, make sure best fox is in your report.
Jacob Lee
can you provide a step-by-step of what you mean
Step 1) etc for us plox
Ryder Stewart
NIGGER
Dylan Bennett
Citation for what should have been congressional green text?
Julian Parker
*Tuvan throat singing chatboard
Nolan Collins
Where's the proof that the piss story originated in Jow Forums? It was alleged here at the time that the fake document had stuff with Trump watching japanimation while masturbating and other crazy things, and that was also never proven
Brody Jackson
>that screencap
10/10
Gabriel Brown
Here's a rough idea of how I see it.
Sebastian Young
>the word "nigger" does not scare her away
>she decides to hang around for a bit
Angel Green
GAS THE FURRIES, SPECIES WAR NOW
Brody Perez
>Laura is upset that you plan on genociding her people and begins to cry
Mason Adams
* unzips dick * you ready to die then get skull fucked in your wound?
Jordan Morales
>Laura floats off before you can unleash your vicious evil on her
Grayson Rogers
Here is one of the archived threads from the sock puppet dude
Anthony Baker
* shoots tail off *
Dylan Adams
>your shot is successful
>you're now in possession of this Laura's tail
Jonathan Wood
* use as toilet paper *
Isaac Jackson
We must glue the tail back!
Robert Diaz
>Woe to the wicked! It shall be ill with him, for what his hands have dealt out shall be done to him.
>you begin to turn into a Laura
Kayden Sanders
shoot edge of where I become Laura then cut rest of hand off where I shot.
Carson Ross
Except it did originate here. I was in the threads when that shit was sent to former CIA nigger at CNN
Landon Butler
>your swift action saves you from the Laura virus
>Laura's free, but without a tail
>user's alive, but less one hand
Aaron Torres
>sitting at computer glowing in the dark
>only 2 hours left till I can go home
>wait wtf is this?
>spends next 2 hours researching furries
>fuck have to write report about furries
Levi Collins
based and redpilled
also checked
Hudson Howard
* Tuvaluvian river surfing board
Ayden Gray
>Somewhere some poor son of a bitch wakes up every morning, brushes his teeth, combs his hair, puts on a suit, then drives to work. He then spends the next 8 hours sorting thru all the shitpost on an Uzbekistanie finger puppet board, and makes detailed reports about all the shit that goes on here. Then he goes back home and tries to act normal.
But *he* still does it for free
Logan Nguyen
AWOOOOOOOOOOMENT
Ryder Barnes
Christopher Walker
wonder what the suicide rate for browsing Jow Forums is
Colton Gonzalez
Why don't you lurk more faggot