Brit/pol/ - Nonce Hunter Edition

why when you buy furniture does it come in bits why should i have to build it

>He fell for the flat pack meme

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it said nothing about having to put it together myself

binned your worthless shithole yet, ya filthy britpakis?

How did you think it would become unflat?

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i didn't know it was going to be flat

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Why do all these nonces look like fucking deviants? Maybe there’s something to be said for keeping your kids away from weirdos. In your gut you know there’s something wrong with these people

Oh

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Any nonces nabbed over Christmas and New Year? Probably the worst time to get caught.

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give me a job in new zealand

If you’ve got a proper British work ethic then you’d own it here. All us brits that come here to work do well. Employers will think the sun shines out of your arse. Kiwis work a lot of hours, but more hours = more money. I’m earning £40k working an entry level labouring job, got a 3 bed detached house by the beach. It’s sweet as mate.

Here’s an easy mode road map for you bro:

Get a 2 year working holiday visa before you’re 30/35

Hook up with a kiwi chick within a year, move in (you have to be under the same roof for the next bit)

Get a 2 year partnership visa, allows you to get a permanent work contract.

Get a partner residency. After that you’re laughing.

The British people are insane.

The vibe you pick up from watching panel shows ont' telleh is not reality. The way you scoff at "conspiracy theories" is so far removed from reality that it's staggering once you know the truth. You follow scripted misdirection spiel from MI5-blackmailed politicians and talk about those politicians as if they have agency like a retarded yank getting emotionally invested in WWE.

It's not The Jews that rule from the shadows, because it's not just the Jews. It's everyone - competing and incestuous criminal factions. The functioning sociopathic scum rises to the top and a conscience is like a boulder chained to your leg in this world. Brits who feign that they're down-to-earth and stick their head in the sand - who mock the slightest thing that isn't approved via mainstream sources or anything that is ridiculed by panel show cabal PsyOps are sheltered people who've never seen the inside who project their own isolation onto others when they scoff.

>British housing

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>tfw New Zealand is now a viable/realistic option for me
Thanks for the info Kiwi user

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>what is a tripcode for?
classic yank banter?

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Just reading about the law firm who are defending them, couldn't think of a scummier company.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuckers_Solicitors

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Never judge by appearance you bigot! It's what's inside that counts!

low iq post

Hewk yew right in thuh bloody gabber m8

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Your architecture is literally the same as ours

STOP FUCKING WITH THE CONTINENT YOU ISLAND MONKEIGHS.

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Its our perfidious nature.

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>Irish housing

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>youtube.com/watch?v=o0nDdDWSMwo
LMFAO

Well they had a massive housing boom then an economic collapse, so a lot of their quaint coastal villages have been vandalised by huge pikey modern villas built all over that now stand empty.

Pretty depressing

have some self respect you bum

>the eternal anglo

>ashuubrehahobalowwlbar

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>Cardiff
kek, where I used to live

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why do you keep posting that image everywhere simo?

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kek

He's pretty tame compared to our superior aussie peds:
youtu.be/-XSB4sQGT_4?t=4m13s

SOSIG

Do you really think britpol is compromised?

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found a bit of weed in amongst my clean laundry

>compromised?
how exactly?

>gets his kids German passports

What did he mean by this?

Police investigating right wing

lmao being a dumb anonytrip with 5 rotating canned responses isn't a crime dont worry

how exactly?
it's not like you really see people recruiting here
just spamming to same old crap
or like us chewing the fat of the daily news and random shit posting

>had home made veggie sosig woll for brunch just now

Are you really a tranny?

>home made
true story
my veggie siblings came for xmas so used some of the left over stuff in the fridge to do some cooking last night

yeah mate
decided just being a fag wasn't living up to my true potential as a "sort of cute for a bloke" obvious tranny
was sorting laundry just now
mostly female clothes

What do your parents think?

>/brit/pol
>right wing

Maximum kek

xmas tree presents from mum and dad this year were storage boxes perfect for my make up and nail kit
men's nail kit but pretty complete and in a nice little leather travel case that fits perfect in the tiny handbag i use as a make up bag

These nonce hunters wind me the fuck up. Absolutely power tripping, the way they talk and act like police.

Low IQ cunts on par with "freeman on the land" types. All on benefits.

Also, these cases go absolutely nowhere as a crime never took place.

WOLS

Yeah but it got them some attention and made them feel big so it's all good as far as they're concerned.

even taking hormone pills so my boobs grow
only one thing stands between me and being a proper tranny now and not just full time cross dresser is laser hair removal so i on't have to shave every day
ofc i say that but then i'll wan't surgery for my face to look female i expect
never been happy about my nose desu
always wished it was smaller but ofc just that alone would probably make me look more female so....

God I hate trannies

So they don't approve? How old are you?

What size are you?

My aul ma is throwing out a load of clothes if youre interested?

is eddie dead

He touched his daughter's nipples.

sausage, beans and chips

There should be Nonce Hunter Hunters, because everybody involved in these videos looks like a wrong 'un.

I thought the proletariat got over nonce hysteria in the 90's.

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welcome to 4cocks
what do hate the most?

don't approve?
i thought it was quite supportive
the storage box are like you'd get your teen daughter not away in the attic type storage and the nail kit is pretty nice as i have long nails
too old desu
how old do you think i look?

10-12
always need more clothes

>these cases go absolutely nowhere
Not even if they have some digital record?

I'll look it up now, but there was an Irish guy done over there. Think he was caught by 'the 'unters'. Made thye news here cos he was a tv producer with RTE (paddy BBC).

what sauce?

>I thought the proletariat got over nonce hysteria in the 90's.
Dirt see pedophilia as the crime to beat all crimes. That hysteria will never pass.

>pose as a nonce
>attract an obvious nonce hunter
>put them in touch with your "little sister"

What do I hate the most about you? You're perverts who go after children and try to control our thoughts. The literal worst humans on the planet. We need more Bolsonaros.

I understand 320,000 people are homeless... is that "sleeping rough"?

Will you be sleeping rough or in and out of hostels?

I know here in Ireland if you're homeless the government will put you up in hostel, if you have kids in a hotel room, until they can find you a more permanent place to live.

Will you be sleeping rough?

In Ireland most homeless families will stay in the hotels because they refuse to take a rented apartment, instead they want "social housing" i.e. properties the government owns and builds they can live in for life free, versus an apartment paid for them.

In the U.S. when you're homeless, you're fucking homeless. You're sleeping rough.

>who go after children
i'm not interested in children
like adult men the most

>10-12
I'll ask the aul one what size she has and get back to ya.
There is nothing racy. She is quite trad.
Are you a tradtranny or are you a bit more glam?

ah yes, brit/pol/; the tranny blog

well i need a range of stuff desu
it's why i can never have enough

I remember that sicko. I remember RTÉ protecting his identity for a while, even though they weren't required to legally, because he was one of them.

If you hate on trannies it means you are a secret tranny.
Just like if you say anything negative against homosexuals, it means you are a secret homosexual.

>do it again
what sauce do you have have with your sausage chips and beans?
mps are on holiday
there's fuck all to talk about

If you hate pedos, it means you're a pedo. Beyond stupid logic.

and noce hunters are probably nonces
it's just the way of the world

FUCK OFF MICK, I wasn't talking to you.

Fuck off to eirepol and talk about brits

FUCK OFF

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>it's just the way of the world
Its a crazy world, isnt it?
Sometimes I think about it until I cant take anymore. I then drink a cup and tea and sleep....to switch off.

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it's less about disliking something and more about making an unnecessary noise about it

>tfw not shat in two days

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How do I adjust a watch like this?

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Sometime I wonder if noncehunting provides an outlet to the most disenfranchised in our society.

They have a lot of pent up energy

Unclip the bar on the inside

This. Posh toffs will become pro-paedo just to spite the indignant working class.