3 days into 2019

>3 days into 2019
>still no job

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Try the airport or any warehouse (warehouses should be starting up again on the 7th) and apply in person.

Thanks.

Go to a recruitment place you fuckn retard.

Keep your nose to the grindstone. We’ll all make it.

Just work as a security guard.

The most aspie/neet-friendly job. Get a graveyard shift guarding an empty building or parking garage. Play vidya and shitpost all shift.

And positions are always open 'cause you need a clean criminal record and clean drug test, which excludes a huge portion of the population.

Just put on your finest clothes, print out a nice clean stack of resumes, put it in your briefcase, grab your bootstraps nice and hard as you put on your footwear and pound the pavement uphill both ways. Go to any business that strikes your fancy and make sure you look the manager in the eye and give them a nice big trustworthy handshake. Tell them that you want to work there and that you won't take no for an answer. It really is all about good first impressions. Make sure to wink at the secretary and tell her how great she looks on your way out, she'll be sure to put in a good word. *cRRRRaccckkKK sssssippppppppppp ahhhhhhh yeahhh thats good light beer*. "Well son that's what got me my job I've had for the last 40 years and look where it got me, I have three houses and a boat and I spent half my career at minimum wage, perhaps you just aren't putting in the effort?"

This

It’s a numbers game and the more you hit the higher the odds.

(OP)
>3 days into 2019
>one day until my seventeen day vacation from my shitty warehouse job

The only thing that ever worked for me was printing out 100 resumes, and just going into the industrial part of town and dropping them off.

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IT ISNT WORKING

Day isn't over yet, zoomie. Drink some of that coconut water and pound the pavement. I'll just be here enjoying my sips.

Job agencies are the absolute worst. They will usually do zero to help and if they ever set you up with a job interview it will be at some sweatshop no Aussie would ever accept work at.

Construction is always hiring but they'll expect you to have some skills or be physically strong. You can always become a lollipop lady. Read some story last year of a broad raking in $100000k a year.

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>thinks certain jobs are beneath him
you would be shit employee

days into 2019
>>still no job
Try put a kippah on your head when you going to job interviews.

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Job agencies dont even have any more authority than you.they may have people that come to them first but other than that none.

stop checking "white" as your race.
always check "black" - its instant hired status.

Most of those are absolutely fucking useless, in my experience.

I quit my job yesterday. I filled out two apps. I have a meeting tomorrow

I'm going to apply to a construction company I found around my house walking distance.

Job interview?Good luck fren

Not with blue collar jobs.

Probably true for Silicon Valley shit.

Alright Chang Singh. Enjoy your 80+ hour weeks for accommodation and maybe if the boss is feeling lucky a couple of dollars.

Hey, wait.
are you me?

Same user. Don't want to be a NEET this year and really need to come up in life. Hopefully God can help me turn a new page this year.

Those places aren't designed to find you a job they're designed to hassle you to find a job

Maybe they'll motivate you to actually start looking, and get a job then? Fucking millennials.

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Same

>3 job posts

For what has worked in my experience: getting some formation related to that job in one of those places that does those 1 month or so courses, and also putting yourself on your local classifieds site or if your not into that, looking into more specialized job sites.

Of course Im speaking of lower tier jobs like waiter here

>3 days into 2019
>still no gf

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Based. I did that when I was by your wall.

One of my biggest mistakes in life --- not understanding early that certain jobs are beneath me. Don't ever go to university unless you're pissing on the blue collar working man's "a job is a job, work is work" stupidity.

Why work when you can't get hot women big house and family also free money is right there. Basic human instinct says don't bother

this

Where do you work now

>be me
>be independent contractor
>last work was in October
>license suspended into December
>finally got a potential contact for work in March
>agreed to contract 20 days ago
>"Ok user, I'll make the contract ASAP"
>mfw I haven't heard from them since
>mfw I'm broke and I might have to become a wagecuck

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same, not that i've been trying though

>wanting to be nigger cattle in 2019

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if you live near the coast go to a marina and ask if anyone who works there if they need someone to clean boats, itll work trust me. boats need constant maintenance and a retard could do it

user, i'm like 100% certain that's someone pretending to be a boomer giving boomer tier advice.

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Based and wagiepilled

Nowhere. Fell completely through the cracks. Wasted time after university doing the "any job" job searches. Degree expired. The "any job" managers won't touch me because "must be something seriously wrong for guy with his qualifications to be applying here."

Seriously, don't be applying like you're fresh off the boat when you're not fresh off the boat.

Wasnt aware a degree could expire, shitty luck user. Hopefully youll have a better year.

>3 days into 2019
>no sex since march 2017

kill me

I quit my job to travel the world a year ago. How fucked am I?

Okay so move near the coast and I should be okay thanks dad

NEET life gets boring after a while

This.
Many companies give you all the formation and permits and in return they only ask a year of commitment. Obviously, you have to live on your own for the month or so that the formation lasts.
I was used to work a graveyard shift but as an archivist. Not much work to do. I was alone with the security guard there and he'd just stay in his post watching Tv and come to talk with me when he did his round.
I usually did my job in 2-3 hours and then played GBA games in a pendrive with an emulator. Best job I ever had, but was dumb enough to accept a promotion and then it was hard work for marginal higher pay.

I did this before I became an independent contractor. My dick was a lot more popular outside of the US. No regrets.

"Make sure you look the manager in the eye and give them a big trustworthy handshake" "Tell her how great she looks on the way out"
Some of the greatest pieces of advice. But if you're fucked and won't be getting a job anyway it won't help. As somebody who made it at a mcdonalds before finally working my way up into a wendys recently, this'll aid your chances a little bit.

If you live near the coast go to a marina and ask if anyone who works there if they need someone to burn boats, it'll work trust me. boats need to be constantly set fire to and a retard could just burn all of them.

No. Its done. I rode unemployment all the way to retirement. Strange but true story.

Actually it doesn't.

How fucking beta have we all become, having to fucking beg for a job? Hunter gatherers would all be fucking ashamed of us. They want food or housing, they go and get it. Now we have to do the "please, give me a job sir. I have 10 years java experience".

The best is when you get to the "I don't care about a job or career and just want money and to do things I want" stage. Only then do you see how much they've always wanted you to beg.

Thoughts on directly messaging hiring managers on linkedin?

I started on this stage. Every job I've had, I was offered. I never had to interview. I just said yes and started working. Now I do what I want for money where people come to me with work.

Jobs are for slaves, real men earn rental income.

>jews
>real men

pick one

>high school diploma
>no fucking job requiring no experience in my town
STOP NAGGING ME MOM THERE'S NO JOB FOR ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT

>high school diploma
I never got one of those. Never needed it. Even if you aren't getting paid, you should be outside doing something like volunteering. If people see you being reliable, consistent, working hard, learning fast, etc, jobs will find you. Also you have an increased chance of making friends and possibly even finding a girl who can tolerate you.

The worst part is trying to explain this to them and they try to tell you how wonderful Trump has supposedly made things.

Unrealistic to expect to even have a job interview 3 days into the new year, are you always this irrational?

Hamilton?

If it's a big factory job it will have hr. He means women. Women means diversity quotas

so... you tricked me
real clever guy, huh?

I just retro game all day and fap like 3 times an hour. Shit is cash as fuck fren.

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Hello fellow security guard, currently shitposting from comfy lobby job while dumbdumb coworkers get placed in skidrow outside posts because they can't form sentences or come to work not high even once.
>make 17/hr to shitpost
>will keep getting better posts because I can read and write

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a real NEET would never say this.

What do I need to get security job?

security license and they cost
£300 here and its 2 day course

you can get it for free in some places if you can make it down to events

In usa, it takes about 2 months because background clearance for guard card (some states don't have this). Then show up and pass a drug test. Have a 8 hour online course that basically just says "ur not a cop u dumb nig" over and over. Apply at a firm, get hired. Show up on time and say you work weekends and nights. Don't fall asleep and don't share to much or be buddy buddy with retarded ex con/cop coworkers. If you can get a dispatch job or show you can write a good report it's easy. I got sent to a lobby initially because I 'look the part'. They just need warm bodies.
Avoid and quit any exterior posts or armed. Never worth the money and jug heads who want to fight will fill the posts anyway. Worse part of the job is seeing exactly how shitty your country has become and dealing with 5th grade IQ coworkers and petty management.