How do get a job without work experience if I need a job to get work experience?

How do get a job without work experience if I need a job to get work experience?

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So your just gonna make 100 threads eh?

Intern. Stupid fuck

Probably but even so for this to be true you have to know who

Stop, faggot. I made this thread first.

Just pretend to have experience? I'm not saying lie about shit, but just stretch the truth to make it seem more significant.

and they say Aussies aren't good shitposters anymore

Why get a job when you can collect?

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offer to work for free, that's what I did and I did that for 3 years before I started making min wage, that's with a mechanical engineering degree

Gig economy while sending your resume everywhere you can. You have no choice to be a wageslave but that applies to almost everyone on this board who isn't a NEET. Being self-employed is a meme except for a lucky few.

There's a thing called background checks pal.

literal slavery is the obvious answer

wagecucks man i just don't understand

yeah it wasn't always like this but the society in which we live is designed to keep you dependent on others not independent

there's these magical thing called internship or freelance, nigger

Charity work

Cross discipline relevant experience

Just walk in with a resume, give a firm handshake and keep eye contact, son

I don't think you know what background checks are.

Work for free

Working for free... so you are allowed to have work and not starve.

Even feudalism was better than this, and it was reformed by the monarchs.

tell me you're joking

My path
>farmer’s market near my house (4 years) -> 1 year co-op with help of university -> summer internship -> another summer internship -> graduate ->job that requires “5 years of experience”

I got paid $20/hr as an intern last summer.

nepotism

I got hired 4 years ago as a commercial electrician with zero experience...
Ill be a card carrying master electrician in about 7 months. I already make $27/hr

Get off the pot

Go bus tables, you'd be surprised how many useless dumb fuck retards get hired at lavish steakhouses. They usually have no drive because it's just their parents forcing them to work instead of something they actually need to do to survive, go kick ass for a couple months then get bumped to food runner.

>communist talking about starving

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I don't think we usually work for free here.

My first job was an apprenticeship user.

You are part of the problem. Honestly you are, why work like a slave?

Lie on your resume or do volunteer work to show your eagerness for the field of work.
It's what I did, now I do corporate IT support making $90k/year. I'm not even qualified I use Google half the time lol.

Internships, volunteer work, self-study, research projects, or just get a fucking job bussing tables to prove you can show up on time and interact with humans

>work for 3 years for free with a fucking degree before you ever START making money

No but seriously how do you not expect people to embrace NEEThood with this kind of shit?

Just get a shit job. Physical labour doesn't need experience

Packing fruit is physical labour but I still didn't get the job

Sell drugs to affluent teenagers, the children of the people who act as CEOs and shareholders.

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Sign up to an employment agency. They literally don't give a shit and have menial work that is for like 1-2 week long contracts usually, tops.
It's all just random shit, when I did it years ago I did all sorts of shit- one job I literally dismantled parts of an old warehouse with a sledgehammer, grinder and crowbar, another job I was sorting out cartons of XXXX for competition codes due to a misprint, another job I was setting up Christmas decorations for businesses... they're the way to go if you're absolutely desperate

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Connections

These people don't understand internships, don't try. They sit in their emotional and financial low spot and shake their first upwards shouting opinions they've only ever heard but never understood.

Umad neet scum?

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If you don't have a job by the time you're 25 you should perish. Only the mighty survive.
Evropa stronk!

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Learn to market yourself better. Don't be a faggot and make yourself appealing to the employer.
You can get the job if you can make the employer believe that you can do the work.