Am I the only one who thinks New Zealand are retarder compared to Aussies?

I r met retarder once. He much dumb. But go Mordor and Orc attack me hit goblin save Frodo. Much safer no scary poison snake though.

>Retarder

Go to bed, junior. You have school in a few hours.

Did you talk to a real Kiwi or some faggot from Auckland or Wellington?

*retarded

CHINKED

what are you a fucking teenager

At least we don't get fucked by our own mothers like in that famous documentary of Australian life, Bad Boy Bubby

>Meme flag talking shit about me gf

You tapeworm cunt apologise

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No, retarder no ded, just r dum because safe New Zealand isle.

The kiwi accent is way sexier on a female than the aussie accent. All my opinions come from my dick, so NZ>AUS

But I'm a good boy...

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Have you got some sort of mental condition or something, my son?

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Literally all of Australia thinks this. Not joking. New Zealand is a backwards island full of really weird, very nice, retards and large black extremely retarded scaffolders

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yeah NZ is pretty much just an extension of Melbourne

Brisbane* most of Brissy got taken over my scaffolders and removalists

They are the same people… both speak English and have no real national identity

you are just a northern serb

Fuck off Ausfailian New Zeland sucks compared to you all.

It's funny because all the good NZers come over here because it's better, then we welcome them with open arms and call them Aussies because we know how much it pisses off the Kiwis

Lol like Croatia was ever a country
>yougo

This is gonna be like the Danes conquering the Britons lolol

New Zealand is to Australia what Canada is to America.

Colder, smaller, more annoying, sucks UK dick more and you wonder why they didn't just get invaded for their resources.

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It's like comparing cancer to aids.

New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries

Yeh!?
Well FUCK YOU RIGHT IN MY JUICY AUSSIE ARSEHOLE YOU YANKEE CUNT!
I mean, no. No fuck you, me. Me fuck you. In YOUR juicy asshole...american...friend. actually whatever. Ok. Think what you like. No offense fren.

Imagine being Australia Jr. Makes Canada look like the Roman Empire by comparison.

Meanwhile also

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Lowers our IQ while yours stays the same...
Yeah, nah, you sheep fuckers are alright - at least you're not niggers or chinks!

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Keked

Aussie women crave the BIG MAORI COCK

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Most of your country is a fucking uninhabitable desert. Your natives discovered it was possible for a human being to survive drinking petrol. You are far more chinked and blacked. Your voice is like ours but sharper, shriller and more annoying. You have to check under the toilet seat for a spider every time you shit. Enjoy being a larger filthier version of New Zealand with less in terms of a nice climate.

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Kiwis have the worst english accent ever.
They sound like little children with a lisp.
Can't pronounce words properly. Very irritating to listen to.

Enjoy your Fush and chups retards.

*speaks through his nose and whines when talking

New Zealanders are smarter than Australians on the internet, but most of the ones I've met in real life in Australia are degenerate idiots

At least nz ain’t infested with niggers.. how’s apex going for ya’s

SEETHING PEEWEES

enjoy your feesh and cheeps ya fuckin drongo. if ya don't stop i put you in the ambo youse ugly fuckin kent.

seem left-wing snowflakes

OMG I can't believe you said that, that's so offensive

stop talking to aucklanders then

Tell me about Kane Williamson and Jimmy Neesham.

/cric/

How do I get a cute and pure New Zealand gf bros?

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Our accent is loved all over the world unlike that rubbish you speak. Learn to talk properly, it really is annoying to listen too.

Is Sonny Bill Williams a good man?

E M U W A R

Renegades could use some runs here

Just do the haka

you dont, even gloriavale is full of sluts

rugby is a psy op

Kiwis are the leafs of the bottom of the flat earth

Will Morrison win the election?

Your accent is loved in the same way everyone loves hearing an autistic kid sing the national anthem at a football game. It is cute at first but eventually it begins grating on your ears as the guttural noises are incongruous with the actual notes of the song.

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Gloriavale will lead us to a white nation once more, at the moment they make up 1/7th of births on the west coast greystar.co.nz/news/laura-millsthe-west-coast-has-the-highest-propor/

Anyone else here really confused cause they've never heard of A New Zealand before and the flags look too similar

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Behold the American Intelligence

Who is the SBW of the Blackcaps?

i think the brethren are beating them, they churn out kids like its nobodies business. Growing exponentially a rate of 9 to 1

No one asked you Tyrone. Haven't you got to go bust up Jamal for stealing your EBT cards while you was out grabbing a some Pissweiser.

Why does everyone think we are liberal cucks here? New Zealand is basically like the south of the US but with rugby instead of jesus.

People are backwards as fuck for the most part, essentially every commonly held social or political opinion is a reactionary one. Literally the opposite of what people think it is.

Neesham

No one talks like that here retard.
Even the most cultured speakers in kiwiland sounds like utter crap. Really fucking listen to yourselves. No country takes your shit seriously, you are like little children. You can`t even defend yourselves. Your military is absolute shit. Grow up.

BASED

Except those faggots that walk around cuba street unironically wearing a propeller hat.

nah man, brethren is dropping

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cric represent

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>essentially every commonly held social or political opinion is a reactionary one
Then why don't they act on it

Well why'd you guys have to make your flags look identical?

Poo pee land a shit

Because Auckland you tard

I mean yeah Wellington is pretty much liberal cucksville, there's quite a few Auckland faux-hippies now too, but 90% of the country is a bunch of retarded rednecks.

youtube.com/watch?v=K7SoztdOtY0

go shit in your own country

>identical
The stars are completely different you idiot

95% land wise, but guess who owns the land now

Too lazy and stupid to do anything other than comment on Stuff articles.

>Racism
YIKES

hurr durr something something english empire durrr

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The Chinese?

Believe me, no one really likes kiwis. As a people you guys have no personality. You truly are the worst english speaking country on the planet.

Most New Zealanders can handle the bantz, I wish them well.
Still not going to stop talking shit about them though.

Reminder that if you don't know what's OYE HOYE then you're not a New Zealander

correct, also the government. but guess who owns the government now

No, them being more retarded is what makes them fun though, Aussies can be arrogant sometimes like us... Only so much arrogance to go around. Their accents are a tiny bit funnier too.

What`s your stupid point?

As a BIG STRONG KIWI I'm gonna have to say that isn't true.

Anglo Nations Power Rankings:

>New Zealand
>Australia
>Canada
>UK
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P O W E R G A P
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>USA

Australia?