What do you think about chick tracts, and which is your favourite?

I love Home Alone, it may be a little too silly, but it does give some true information.

chick.com/products/tract?stk=1039&ue=m

Also, look at them yaoi hands

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Cool. So I can rape children as long as I pray afterward.

Wow, makes you wonder if Jack Chick is writing from experience. The only way sins that grave could ever be forgiven is through years of true repentence and restitution, not just telling the loli "j/k lol"

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that's a christian staple my man

Kek, wtf!

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Now you're getting it! Seriously though, the tract was pulled from Chick's inventory of tracts for a reason - it caused a huge uproar because what kind of a person believes you can just say "sorry Jesus" to make raping a child AOK. Pretty sure the Bible advocates capital punishment for things like that. Oh wait, that's exactly what it says. A lot of what these tracts teach are downright heresy. Relevant quote(KJV since it seems popular on Jow Forums):
>Matthew 18:6 KJV
>But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.
And ESV for good measure
>but whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.
I think it's pretty clear what Christ would think of that tract's content.

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god I was so confused. reading right to left.

Probably the one where a guy takes two puffs on a reefer, gets flung in jail, is subsequently raped by brutal prison inmate, dies of AIDS.
REMEMBER KIDS - REAL WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS etc etc

I have the same problem. I always default to reading right to left and it makes western comics a pain to read until I realize I'm going the wrong way.

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Space Moose, an old underground Canadian student comic

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The last pages really get me
>"hehe let's accept Jesus babe"
>10 minutes later
>10 MINUTES LATER
>FUCKING 10 MINUTES
>"yea we totally love each other again"
>"we won't abuse you anymore"
>the kid still looks dead inside and scared to death
Good fucking job.

Bad Bob is the best manga ever written
chick.com/products/tract?stk=21

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wut chick?

Replace DnD with Jow Forums to update it for the modern age and it's unironically true. People here just can't handle the truth . This site is unironically satanic

Like 85% of chick tracts are true. But not his end times ones because they push the Jesuit Zionist futurism crap

One of his associates was convicted for child molestation and rape.

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All the Christian stuff on Jow Forums has messed with my mind more than any of the weird degenerate content elsewhere on Jow Forums though. Probably for the better though.

fukkn weebs

checks out

>which is your favourite?
All of them

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Chick's tracts also imply that Christians should support Israel or be destroyed. Coincidence?

They're bullshit, but the leaf Is right, the D&D ones are hysterical.

It was pretty good, you should watch it.

It goes way beyond that.
Johnny Todd got sent to the psych ward instead of prison. Lemme dig out some of the shit he did while there.

He sued the government to practice Wicca in the ward.
casemine.com/judgement/us/59147247add7b0493437bdbe

Todd sued for the rights to wear women's underwear in the ward
casemine.com/judgement/us/59147028add7b0493435804e

Someone sneaked in a typewriter and computer disks for him
scalc.net/decisions.aspx?q=4&id=3849