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Who is your country's best friend?
Michael Peterson
Kevin Ward
CHINA IS MY OBLIGATION MY SUPER BEST FRIEND I AM UNDER NO DURESS I ENJOY BEST FRIEND CHINA NOBODY HAS FORCED ME TO SAY THIS
Mason Davis
North Korea. I think we could really work together to make both countries great.
Thomas Price
turkey of course. they brought peace in the balkans in the uphill battle against european jewry. our brothers in arms and comrades against the (((west))).
Logan Morris
Does anyone want to be frens with Sweden... please...
Nathan Mitchell
Unironically Israel.
>b-but muh ship
>b-but muh jews
Israel has been our only active ally in the ME both overtly and covertly.
Jayden Long
fuck off, france is our soeur. you have england.
Ian Gray
Everyone hates us.
Anthony James
>Italy
>France
>Friends
Joshua Williams
no
Jace Barnes
UK
Andrew Torres
culturally speaking , yes, since before you even existed.
David Butler
Hi, Rabbi!
Juan Richardson
we'll be friends with you while we both go down the shitter
Gabriel Long
We're absolutely not friends. Like at all. We may enjoy each others but politically we are literal ennemies. France has no american military base on its soil. We're literally the only european country who resisted american imperialism post ww2, thanks to de Gaulle. The american administration have hated us ever since. We weren't part of NATO during the cold war etc.. list goes on. Everything we did post ww2 was making sure we stayed independent and not join any side.
Why does this meme exist?
hell yeah
Camden Lopez
Australia and Japan are our best allies.
Jeremiah Carter
no they dont
James Ortiz
what if we were all frens?
except israel, muslim countries and africa
Jack Long
Yes they do. It is the same with us. Thank God, it does not mean we have to like each other.
Elijah Nelson
It's because you guys helped us out with independence but that was centuries ago.
Oliver Bennett
At the moment? Maybe Australia, honestly. We have a joint listening post with them down there, and have never had poor relations... No major spikes in our friendship, but stability is more important...
Maybe they would disagree. Hard to say.
Logan Parker
Noah Rivera
no they dont
Isaiah Green
Do we have frens? We are very confused sometime because autism.
Ryan Carter
Unfortunately Britain. My mom still sends letters to the queen, and we have crown land etc. Anyone know a good way to buy guns illegally, I can't get a PAL because I'm a criminal cuz I attacked a nigger.
Mason Rivera
no, not even israel
wrong
Evan Torres
'Straya, Japan, and Israel unironically. We used to be close to the UK, but your goverment turned on us as well as y'all, really wish that wasn't the case for both of us.
Isaac Parker
STRAYA CUNT
Carson Stewart
>israel
get the fuck out
James Russell
Portugal or Argentina i guess
Lincoln Wilson
Because without the Marquis de Lafayette there might not have been a US (hence a whole bunch of things being named after him). Y’all also sent over a pretty nice statue that’s now a beloved US symbol.
Robert Nguyen
USA, I guess. But Portugal is the meme choice.
Caleb Mitchell
OFFICIAL FRIENDSHIP RANKING
1. Belgium (Flanders)
2. Denmark
3. Germany
4. UK
5. Luxemburg
.......
150. Suriname
170. Morocco
171. Turkey
Elijah Sanchez
It's pretty fucking true m8. Not because we want to be, but because so many of our officials are either Zionists or have dual-citizenship.
Asher Butler
The USA
Joshua Collins
nobody likes us lol
Jace Robinson
Russia
Nathan Lewis
Many sad face.
Daniel Sanders
Mother Russia is an old ally, The US seems to be building a relationship with us through industrial and military cooperation.
And the Aussies sell us Uranium and go to place for a good university /college.
The Japs sell us Trains and electro goodies.
Ryan Thomas
That only makes us THEIR greatest ally.
Luis Jenkins
Nigga we made the statue of liberty
Ethan Collins
>turkey last place
expected from a (((western))) shill betraying his homeland like yourself.
Angel Nguyen
Can I join in? We're all doomed.
Nolan Collins
Yeah. I still have no idea why we sided with you and ended up stuck in Vietnam for it.
Cooper Richardson
Will people be sad when they can't sit on top of the upcoming bullet trains?
Josiah Sullivan
Stop being cucks. Grow a pair of balls. Then we'll be frends
Carson Cox
No, we fucking hate you and so does Argentina. As for Portugal, obviously the Britbongs.
Bentley Stewart
Maybe Somalia
Levi Murphy
USA, greatest ally
Juan Hall
Australia and New Zealand, probably because they're mostly British folk anyway.
Levi Fisher
Fuck off Mehmet.
Noah Murphy
Russia and i am syrian
Aaron Torres
Logan Collins
Argentina? Nope
Ryder Anderson
>muh mehmet mudslime
commit suicide with a fire extinguisher crypto kike.
Carson Adams
We don't like non-Brits anyway t.bh.
Ian Moore
None. At-t l-least we're stronk, right?
Charles Adams
the answer is canada if you're american, anything else is >muh heritage bullshit.
Elijah Jenkins
Best friends would imply Israel has ever done anything for us in any way shape or form, they don't even help us in the wars we fight for their benefit. It's not friendship, it's parasitism
Jayden Clark
roman empire
James James
You're very stronk, Russia has stronk magic, only Russia knows how to Russia.
Joshua Flores
Portugal UK alliance best alliance
Austin Hall
fpbf
Alexander Campbell
If you’ve been in Greece for more than ten minutes you should have figured out that Greeks and Turks hate each other. What the fuck are you on about?
Eli Phillips
Canada is our enemy you fucking homo
Luke Williams
Nobody.
Luke Evans
Everyone likes Australia
Grayson Powell
Yeah but that is gone
They rightfully hate us now.
Luke Reyes
I assure you the current government has made major progress in the defecation issue.... Its pretty low except in isolated rural areas thanks to subsidized water and sanitation equipment.
Isaiah Cook
The fact that you have no idea is pretty clear.
Daniel Russell
have you ever met one? they're the most similar culturally to americans. they don't give off that foreigner vibe like everyone else does.
Xavier Morales
source: your ass
Kevin Butler
>yes goyim you hate each other don't you know listen to the memeflag!!
all "hate" between our brother nations has been instigated by kikes; a turk and a greek are the same in anything but name.
Hunter Jenkins
Army and fleet.
Levi Evans
Source: any fucking japanese person
Aiden Ross
Not shit, sit.
The bullet trains look like they'll be awesome.
Typical Indian over occupied trains, however, look terrifying.
Parker Brooks
Dont have one
We are an equal opportunity fucker overer
Noah Foster
t. never met a japanese person
Adam Jackson
Cooper Morris
We have no friends.
Josiah Young
he's a turk trying to fuck greek reputation up. greeks hate turks even more than iranians hate israel.
Jace Thompson
Greeks and turks "hate" each other the same way cousins or brothers hate each other
You constantly fight in public but when nobody is watching I know you guys are wiener fencing
Justin Powell
this is good stuff m8
Nicholas Price
Fuck off with your magic mage fag. Russia pure strength
Zachary Garcia
T Turk
Brandon Anderson
kek
Cooper Anderson
>y’all
Reminder to stop typing like a nigger
Jace Young
Drink more vodka Ivan, and fire up the youtube stream.
Jace Scott
Get fucked you improbably distended anus. The memeflag is so don’t have to explain what an expat is to dickshits. Thinking that Greeks/Turk animosity has anything to do with T3h Joooos qualifies you as a dickshit.
Blake Powell
Fine Brexit aint happening anyway
Jaxson Parker
fix your teeth
Connor Davis
I was always suspicious of this. the claims of hatred are their excuses for initiating physical contact. I never could tell them apart, tho. I think this is an ancient problem.
Robert Wilson
Even though there are some similarities between Turkey and Greece, like those between Britain and Ireland, there is simply too much bad blood in both cases for truly amicable relations to form.
Here's a funny pic — a British portrayal of an Irishman.
Dominic Campbell
Sounds about right.
Not me dude. I’m a US expat living in the Czech Republic; i.e.: I got no dog in this race.
Liam Long
Well the trains are actually great now, current ones are renovated or beind replaced entirely by new ones... As far as the sitting on top the damn trains thats has been solved to a certain extent by which i mean its gonna be stuffed like a japanese metro but people are actually not as inclined to sit on top it as they were a decade ago.
We are making progress.
Levi Sanders
I was a lot more fine with Germany going down when I believed you guys would at least survive.
Don't give up.
Adam Hughes
To be friends you need to be equals. We are friends with all of you in the way I am friends with my best pal.
Michael Hall
France has hated us since at least the suez crisis...
Grayson Hughes
Israel is your greatest ally yank, always remember
Jonathan Sullivan
Straya