Who is your country's best friend?
CHINA IS MY OBLIGATION MY SUPER BEST FRIEND I AM UNDER NO DURESS I ENJOY BEST FRIEND CHINA NOBODY HAS FORCED ME TO SAY THIS
North Korea. I think we could really work together to make both countries great.
turkey of course. they brought peace in the balkans in the uphill battle against european jewry. our brothers in arms and comrades against the (((west))).
Does anyone want to be frens with Sweden... please...
Unironically Israel.
>b-but muh ship
>b-but muh jews
Israel has been our only active ally in the ME both overtly and covertly.
fuck off, france is our soeur. you have england.
Everyone hates us.
>Italy
>France
>Friends
no
UK
culturally speaking , yes, since before you even existed.
Hi, Rabbi!
we'll be friends with you while we both go down the shitter
We're absolutely not friends. Like at all. We may enjoy each others but politically we are literal ennemies. France has no american military base on its soil. We're literally the only european country who resisted american imperialism post ww2, thanks to de Gaulle. The american administration have hated us ever since. We weren't part of NATO during the cold war etc.. list goes on. Everything we did post ww2 was making sure we stayed independent and not join any side.
Why does this meme exist?
hell yeah
Australia and Japan are our best allies.
no they dont
what if we were all frens?
except israel, muslim countries and africa
Yes they do. It is the same with us. Thank God, it does not mean we have to like each other.
It's because you guys helped us out with independence but that was centuries ago.
At the moment? Maybe Australia, honestly. We have a joint listening post with them down there, and have never had poor relations... No major spikes in our friendship, but stability is more important...
Maybe they would disagree. Hard to say.
no they dont
Do we have frens? We are very confused sometime because autism.
Unfortunately Britain. My mom still sends letters to the queen, and we have crown land etc. Anyone know a good way to buy guns illegally, I can't get a PAL because I'm a criminal cuz I attacked a nigger.
no, not even israel
wrong
'Straya, Japan, and Israel unironically. We used to be close to the UK, but your goverment turned on us as well as y'all, really wish that wasn't the case for both of us.
STRAYA CUNT
>israel
get the fuck out
Portugal or Argentina i guess
Because without the Marquis de Lafayette there might not have been a US (hence a whole bunch of things being named after him). Y’all also sent over a pretty nice statue that’s now a beloved US symbol.
USA, I guess. But Portugal is the meme choice.
OFFICIAL FRIENDSHIP RANKING
1. Belgium (Flanders)
2. Denmark
3. Germany
4. UK
5. Luxemburg
.......
150. Suriname
170. Morocco
171. Turkey
It's pretty fucking true m8. Not because we want to be, but because so many of our officials are either Zionists or have dual-citizenship.
The USA
nobody likes us lol
Russia
Many sad face.
Mother Russia is an old ally, The US seems to be building a relationship with us through industrial and military cooperation.
And the Aussies sell us Uranium and go to place for a good university /college.
The Japs sell us Trains and electro goodies.
That only makes us THEIR greatest ally.
Nigga we made the statue of liberty
>turkey last place
expected from a (((western))) shill betraying his homeland like yourself.
Can I join in? We're all doomed.
Yeah. I still have no idea why we sided with you and ended up stuck in Vietnam for it.
Will people be sad when they can't sit on top of the upcoming bullet trains?
Stop being cucks. Grow a pair of balls. Then we'll be frends
No, we fucking hate you and so does Argentina. As for Portugal, obviously the Britbongs.
Maybe Somalia
USA, greatest ally
Australia and New Zealand, probably because they're mostly British folk anyway.
Fuck off Mehmet.
Russia and i am syrian
Argentina? Nope
>muh mehmet mudslime
commit suicide with a fire extinguisher crypto kike.
We don't like non-Brits anyway t.bh.
None. At-t l-least we're stronk, right?
the answer is canada if you're american, anything else is >muh heritage bullshit.
Best friends would imply Israel has ever done anything for us in any way shape or form, they don't even help us in the wars we fight for their benefit. It's not friendship, it's parasitism
roman empire
You're very stronk, Russia has stronk magic, only Russia knows how to Russia.
Portugal UK alliance best alliance
fpbf
If you’ve been in Greece for more than ten minutes you should have figured out that Greeks and Turks hate each other. What the fuck are you on about?
Canada is our enemy you fucking homo
Nobody.
Everyone likes Australia
Yeah but that is gone
They rightfully hate us now.
I assure you the current government has made major progress in the defecation issue.... Its pretty low except in isolated rural areas thanks to subsidized water and sanitation equipment.
The fact that you have no idea is pretty clear.
have you ever met one? they're the most similar culturally to americans. they don't give off that foreigner vibe like everyone else does.
source: your ass
>yes goyim you hate each other don't you know listen to the memeflag!!
all "hate" between our brother nations has been instigated by kikes; a turk and a greek are the same in anything but name.
Army and fleet.
Source: any fucking japanese person
Not shit, sit.
The bullet trains look like they'll be awesome.
Typical Indian over occupied trains, however, look terrifying.
Dont have one
We are an equal opportunity fucker overer
t. never met a japanese person
We have no friends.
he's a turk trying to fuck greek reputation up. greeks hate turks even more than iranians hate israel.
Greeks and turks "hate" each other the same way cousins or brothers hate each other
You constantly fight in public but when nobody is watching I know you guys are wiener fencing
this is good stuff m8
Fuck off with your magic mage fag. Russia pure strength
T Turk
kek
>y’all
Reminder to stop typing like a nigger
Drink more vodka Ivan, and fire up the youtube stream.
Get fucked you improbably distended anus. The memeflag is so don’t have to explain what an expat is to dickshits. Thinking that Greeks/Turk animosity has anything to do with T3h Joooos qualifies you as a dickshit.
Fine Brexit aint happening anyway
fix your teeth
I was always suspicious of this. the claims of hatred are their excuses for initiating physical contact. I never could tell them apart, tho. I think this is an ancient problem.
Even though there are some similarities between Turkey and Greece, like those between Britain and Ireland, there is simply too much bad blood in both cases for truly amicable relations to form.
Here's a funny pic — a British portrayal of an Irishman.
Sounds about right.
Not me dude. I’m a US expat living in the Czech Republic; i.e.: I got no dog in this race.
Well the trains are actually great now, current ones are renovated or beind replaced entirely by new ones... As far as the sitting on top the damn trains thats has been solved to a certain extent by which i mean its gonna be stuffed like a japanese metro but people are actually not as inclined to sit on top it as they were a decade ago.
We are making progress.
I was a lot more fine with Germany going down when I believed you guys would at least survive.
Don't give up.
To be friends you need to be equals. We are friends with all of you in the way I am friends with my best pal.
France has hated us since at least the suez crisis...
Israel is your greatest ally yank, always remember
Straya