Perfect EU

This

*colapses*

I know, you were forced at gunpoint to join. Greece is based, it was the Euro and corrpution that fucked them up.

no, you go back to Africa

No

Enter all european countries in the EU, put Austrian and Swiss alpinoid gods in charge of it, rename it from EU to AEIOU

I think we can all agree that this would be the best solution for all of us

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We are already in Africa

at least on an educational level in terms of geography

>greece
holy fuck I guess you really don't want your money back. that's fine we weren't planning on paying you back anyway.

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Well we got a german realm in return.
Still.. id believe fencing in the blue banana and a few adjacent areas makes perfect sense. Other countries would just drag its potential down and if wed balkanise germany and france, kill all leftis and nigs, this might be a way to create a prosperous and truly sovereign realm for the next 100 years.

>you were forced at gunpoint to join
lol

Eastern Europeans wanted to join because they were and are piss poor. But you opened the gates for them which was a mistake

Italy has historically been inhabited by African warring tribes since the dawn of written history. We might not geographically be in Africa, but we are African by culture and ethnicity

we can join both the arab league and the african union

Well we suck out diligent wagies from your lands. I dont know if we could pay for all the nigs if it werent for the upper middle class employing easteners to keep shitjobs cheap and always fully staffed.

Also some genuine braindrain.
Nether good for our lower class or your upper one.

This is correct, but you clay is a European dominion. Convert to the way of the big white cock - or leave

And if they dont then what? You will keep importing Africans,Arabs and Asians ?

make us leave faggot

No

it's not like planning on sending our own in the upcoming wars for global domination in the age of immortality

>that birthrate

we don't have to

Fine but that's not my point. Your elites bought Eastern European elites and allowed Eastern Europe into the EU, so you're partly responsible for this senseless enlargement

No you are planing on bringing the world in your country so its not much of a difference.

>it's not we're like planning on sending

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

you will leave too

>you will leave too

only to visit you in Madagascar

make children dumb faggot

because you were SO opposed to joinging

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>senseless
Brusselians got a moral high and our economy guys a boner. May I blame selfish boomers or were older people at work who still followed the old narrative of eastern europe needing steered developement I wonder.

>that birthrate
Africans have currently the highest birthrates on the planet. We will replace you, you are nowhere near replacement, we have 7 kids per family in some of our countries

>because you were SO opposed to joinging
But I wrote you retard we were not. But YOU opened the gates

I can want many things, doesn't mean I have to allow them

My friend, all those countries that you left out are rapidly catching up to the rest of Europe thanks to them being inside the EU. They need to stay in, and we need to include Serbia and Macedonia at some point too. We're building a stronger Europe, stop looking at your own belly button.

In order for the EU to expand all members have to agree

It is literally illegal in Germany to not support the European Union

>Grundgesetz (constition)

Article 23

With a view to establishing a united Europe, the Federal Republic of Germany shall participate in the development of the European Union that is committed to democratic, social and federal principles, to the rule of law, and to the principle of subsidiarity, and that guarantees a level of protection of basic rights essentially comparable to that afforded by this Basic Law. To this end the Federation may transfer sovereign powers by a law with the consent of the Bundesrat. The establishment of the European Union, as well as changes in its treaty foundations and comparable regulations that amend or supplement this Basic Law, or make such amendments or supplements possible, shall be subject to paragraphs (2) and (3) of Article 79.

>My friend, all those countries that you left out are rapidly catching up

Nope, they're sucking us dry just like NAFTA did with the US, plus they suck

Why are so many g*rms pro-EU? How out of touch can you people be?

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yes, but they can't even differentiate Italy from Africa

Their existence is mery at the hands of Europeans

>yes, but they can't even differentiate Italy from Africa
that's because they are our brothers and our genetics are similar

As it should be, we should stand united against the chaotic rest of the world. We're literally the light in a world of darkness, and we need to bring the light to as many fellow european countries as we can. We can't turn our back on our people, they need to be saved.

You'll leave them behind just because of their communist past? Trust me, they learnt their lesson.

by that logic, Australia is Europe. Then again, Africans have yet to invent the wheel.

You're right, we should let in all muslims, too. We will teach them our ways!

the italian peninsula is colonized by us africans

They aren't sucking anything dry, Germany is growing faster than most other countries in the EU while everyone profits from an open internal market. It fills me with pride seeing how fast they are developing. 10-20 years from now Poland will have the same standard of living as Germany. Isn't that a future to look forward to? Holy shit man we're talking about 600 million europeans living with good standards of living. And all this was achieved by Germany and their partners. Take pride in it.

>yes, but they can't even differentiate Italy from Africa
Because it's the same thing.

No, you're an idiot. Our situation has been getting worse for over 2 decades now.

Go back to Moldova

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Only in terms of dirtiness

Perfect EU would be without Germany and France in it. Right now you guys are destroying Europe, while the Visegrad countries are fighting against the destruction

>fighting against the destruction

by sending us "refugees"? Last time I checked we weren't bordring the Middle East or Mediterranean Sea

Because labor productivity has stalled? (not fallen, stalled) Do you want me to pick one indicator at random to show you the opposite? It looks to me like you just looked at a bunch of things and picked the first one that doesn't show an improvement in order to prove your point. Germany is doing well, we need to control immigration from outside the EU but the EU should stay. The bunch of eastern countries that bother you so much are the spearhead of sanity in the EU, as they are much more conservative than the west. We need their people and we're both benefiting from this union.

Precisely, if they were the ones to choose they wouldn't have allowed them in in the first place. It's a pity that the EU is so german-centric, we ought to listen to our neighbors more. Personally, I'm very happy that countries like Poland are in the union. That's a country that is fighting for the right values.

>Because labor productivity has stalled?

I just showed you how labour productivity increased 25% while wages didn't

you ARE literally illterate

Sure Hanz. Sure.

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The only perfect EU is a dead EU
Same goes for you kraut traitors

okay, this is just your average Eastern Euro troll

And you blame the EU because... Also, what are you, a communist? That's just capitalism at work. Capital gains increase while wages don't. Don't like it? Buy equity.

>haha I'm asshole

epic, you sure totally didn't prove my point at all

We have to go back indeed.

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Ok, you sound like a whiny little bitch to me. The moment you're shown reason you recoil and hide behind a troll barrier. The only people we should exclude from the current EU is you. But since you're complaining that business owners are taking all the gains and not laborers I bet you're just a turk or some other immigrant that wants stuff for free.

>complaining that business owners

I didn't. You're just an unedcuated Eastern European welfare leech.

QED

>omg you're so dumb omg
That's you right now.

enjoy your ban

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You started it by saying I'm eastern european instead of debating my arguments. My saying that was an attempt to get back to the debate and stop the name-calling.

I'm not eastern european by the way.

No, you were first falsely quoting my arguments and then called me communist.

This is probably the biggest problem with people from Eastern Europe: illoyality and dishonesty

I asked if you're a communist, since your ideas seem to resonate with that particular ideology.

I don't agree with you, I think Eastern European are more conservative and we need to listen to their ideas a bit more to fight all the corruption in our own society. I don't think they are illoyal by expressing dissenting views on how Europe should function. I would also be outraged and protest if retarded social policies were being imposed on me. One of the main reason of our friction with the Visegrad countries is that we want to impose refugee quotas on them. Can't you sympathize? Are you a refugee yourself?

>muh conservative

maybe we Saudi-Arabia can join soon, too. At least they don't realy on gibs

No, that would be a stupid idea, since they don't share our European values and follow a different religion. The eastern Europeans however follow traditional christian values and have a history in common with us.

At 843 not all of these slavic tribes were tributary, its not even know for sure if all of these tribes were accual Slavs or eastern germanic-slavic mix
That map is to far streached in the east imo

So basically when it was what it was originally supposed to be; a free trade group.

Not what it's trying to be, a fucking conglomerated "super" nation. Higher integration high dissatisfaction.

European values have been redefined for 200 years now

Eastern Europe is basically Euro ISIS. It's a backwards hellhole that has only superficially adopted to the European cultural sphere

youtube.com/watch?v=uwNXK5sSlH4

yup, at least you managed to call it quits in time

Have you even been to eastern Europe? I think you should travel more.

It depends on what you see as "European values"

How would my perception of Eastern Europe change?

Eastern Europe is full of beautiful places and the people are generally polite towards other Europeans. I have never felt more at home than in Warsaw for example. It saddens me that some parts of those countries are still 3rd world tier. Go visit the capitals of those countries and just walk around, go sightseeing, and if you like hiking I also recommend it.

I have nothing against nordic countries but by comparison the people were dry as fuck.

Oh, and the girls, user, the girls, holy fuck.

Jemen is beautiful, too, and Islamic hospitality is legendary. It saddens me hat parts of those ountry are still 3rd world tier. Go visit the capitals of Islamic countries and just walk around etc. etc.

Eastern Europe can stay, it's mostly German clay regardless. But people like you - dishonest and dumb - have to go back. You're dragging Europe down.

I'm happy to have changed your mind, even if just a little.

I do not recommend going to Yemen, although I haven't been there myself.

>capitals
user, countryside is most beutifull, and Warsaw is one of ugliest cities in Poland, visit Zamość or Kraków, these are great cities

I‘m talking about the country, the people will be more appropriately located in Russia

leave us and greeks out

So I've heard. It was mostly the people that I liked though.

But have you been to Sofia, Budapest or Prague?
Do yourself a favor, travel more and look at fewer info-graphics.

So I can tell people warsaw is a beautiful City? Lmao

am i wrong or in these days there is a certain number of shills trying to fuck the italian reputation up?
well, niggers and arabs, you are not welcome here and will never be. i know you may think "if i will work hard, respect the law, pay taxes, learn italian, maybe someday i'll be one of them". actually, it will never happen, believe me. our problem with you is not necessarly for what you do, but primarily for what you are.
also, north italians' only project consists in leaving both EU and south italy.

Well, certainly more beautiful than Frankfurt. Have you been to Warsaw?

Our constitution says we are not allowed to join somewhere the 20 first paragraphs..

No way in hell would we join a union seeking to build their own army when our king is the military's highest ranking kommander.

All of these cities accualy

north italians aren't considered white by germans, stupido negro

But yeah I agree with you that the countryside is beautiful. I was hiking in the Tatra mountains and in the southern forests in Bulgaria and both places had spectacular landscapes.

They literally are Germans

I think all you mates have been done in by those "mild mannered people" across the channel. Free Scotland and you might save the EU.