Accidentally told oneitis about the time mom gave me a handjob

No, you just want to give yourself a good rub.

You have GOT to tell us the story

top kek

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>16 years old
>very horny
>mom divorced
>little brother staying at his friends house
>had incest fetish for years
>was inhumanly horny, like INSANE horny
>full retard thought it was good idea to try and fuck mom
>awkwardly flirt with her like “y-you look hot tonight mom haha”
>shes lonely af and hadn’t had sex in years
>eventually convince her to tug me off
>lasts 10 seconds literally
>splurge everywhere
>mom starts crying instantly
>i start crying out of shame
>go to bed
>never talk about it again

fast forward 4 years
>oneitis
>in awkward stage between dating but not really, just emotionally
>she asks over fb message if im a virgin
>say no
>shes really nice so think i can tell her anything
>tell her mom gave me a handjob when i was 16
>no reply
>still no reply the next morning

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This story is boring enough that I'd give it a 10% chance of being real. There are some fucked up families out there.

i know no one will believe me but it does happen

the thing that made me want to do it was years ago when some guy on /b/ uploaded a video of him allegedly getting a blowjob from his mom

roughly the plot of spanking the monkey except mom had a broken leg

I don't know which chapter in that story is actually sadder, but holy shit my sides.

>Sides passing jupiter

Thanks user, I haven't kekked like that in a long while.

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OP, you will for always live on as a legend.

wow women can be weak too lol

You took sexual advantage of your mom. No sane person is going to talk to you after that.

>implying it's not the other way around
he was underage

user you were raped

16 is legal in some states. He was the one doing the flirting/convincing. He was old enough to know what he was doing.

Swap the genders and try to get that one to fly

oh yeah i remember women are forever children that cant have responsability for their acts, sorry.
if the story was about a daughter and a dad you wouldnt say the same

This is the reason I got addicted to this hellhole

No you wouldn’t because it’s different. You rarely hear stories about mothers raping their children. It’s men who by and large rape.

so? are you saying a woman cant rape just because it's not frequent?

continued
>5 minutes ago
>oneitis has blocked me on fb

this is it lads. she was my only way out

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Men can't be raped.

Should've played it as some kind of really bad joke mate. You really fucking dropped the ball there.

>Shared my darkest secret via fb messenger
I hope you don't mind everyone seeing that message.

no judge would agree

the ABSOLUTE STATE of society today

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nothing to lose senpai. im a neet and she was my last friend

well if she didnt fucking ghost me i could have

OP you are retarded

Incels be gone.

Dude, it was fucked up, but the way you tell it, one thing leads to another and boom. At least you both had the correct response to it.
It was not a good idea to tell you gf. Leave it out next time. Maybe once you been married for 40 years you can tell, if even then.
Remember, you are not the only one that will get hurt if that story gets out.

actually, maybe because im not incel its why i know some women can be creeps and pervs ;)

>all women are queens! fuck you white knights!!!!111!
you probably think niggers cant be racist toward rednecks

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well it's vaguely more convincing than the regular incest greentexts