What did the British Army mean by this?

You lost two World Wars??

We won both, fucking colonial shit.

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Britbongs realized that they can't hide being Jew-owned and Jew-operated for much longer.

You have my virginity.

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You're welcome for the help btw

Now if only they would act like it. Their recruitment material has been shockingly shite for a while now.

This originally said "class clowns", but I can't find a high resolution image.

Yeah, thanks for taking the opportunity to sell overpriced guns and ships, then claim you won the war.

>I know how to get more young recruits
>we'll call them snowflakes!

fucking hate boomers so fucking much

You can’t even beat Croatia in football.

The role of infantry in a first-world army has changed. Humans are the keepers of peace. If you want shit dead, you press a button. Get with the times.

They’re trying to hire more women and minorities.
They actually have targets for diversity of 15% women and 10% non-white within 5 years.

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France, UK and USA pressed their buttons and like 12-20 guys died in Syria. At the cost of how many billions of dollars?
Just because we are currently in the "end of history" period and there is no proper war, doesn't mean this will continue. Its horribly inefficient.

>The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand!

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If you hire a brown woman, does it count for both categories?

They hate NEETs, they want all low status whites to die out

When social justice infiltrates an institution as vital as the army you know your country is fucked. There is no hope for the future.

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The brit has the ass exposed and needs fresh meat to cover it.
More goyim-meat-bags for the shooting range.

>overpriced guns and ships
>literally jewish complaint
>never mind the soldiers, goy
Gott Strafe England

>Yeah, thanks for taking the opportunity to sell overpriced guns and ships, then claim you won the war.

You mean thanks for saving you when somehow all of Europe couldn't fight just the Germans so we had to haul our ass over there and do it for you? AFTER we sold you all of those guns?

Yeah you're welcome.

>Their main role for the last couple of decades is going around blatting brown people
>Wonders why they don't want to sign up
Really activates my almonds.

I approve this reference.

>compassion in the amry
oh no no no no hahahahah

pfft, you guys invented mexicans. We don't need to cover shit from the likes of you.

it was the Spanish who invented Mexicans actually

We need to cover Gibraltar and Malta from them, thats what we need to cover. Luckily, little brown girls with 80 IQ should be able to fight off the spanish.

Only the American and Russian armies have gangrapes and bullying like what you are thinking of.

>plaid enough shooting games you fucking loser, how about getting some change for your life in the front lines

>not sure how to respond to this

>plaid
That's tartan.

Weak propaganda, that'll never make people conscript.

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>Bulgarian
>bootleg version of turkey
>lecturing people

okay bud

I think it's more specifically the folds in the tartan kilt.

Reminds me of this kek.

>american
>unable to comprehend traveling abroad
>constantly thinking of turkey
okie dokie

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Well when the nationalist party "VOX" takes seat in the gobern here, we will talk about that fucking stupid rock, that your kind stole from us.
And to make what? drug traffic, pirate shiiit.
Hopefully we in the future will let the Russians dock another Nuclear Sub in Ceuta to fuck your ass good.

>bootleg turkey
you thought this was as bad as things got? lol

That's plait. Plaid is a tartan pattern. See, plaid shirt.

Wow that comeback was almost as remarkable as your country

go and have a nap you greasy cunt.

my bad, cheers

My country used to own your country.

Kek

Based

*played
Thanks a lot.

Tonguing anus is the Bulgarian hello.

Lmfao what has some backwoods Turk rapebabies from the middle of nowhere done to "own" the US?

How goes the night time pray to Allah?

your country owns robbing tourists lel

Wanna run that one by again champ?

What do the kinds of personalities that used to (and were supposed to) join the UK armed forces do now that they know it's a fucking waste of time?

Nah, low status whites are loyal Labour voters and useful idiots. They'll keep a pool of white NEETs around for a good while

A lot of brown people in these ads for Britain. Do whites no longer enlist?

You're welcome.

Watch Netflix, lift, eat takeaways from JustEat with their chav gfs. Buy and use moisturisers

That'd mean we lost 2 world wars as well.

We be needin u n' sheit fo fightin' in da Royal army nigguh. Sign up tadey fo free food stamps and white bitches on yo dick, free dey dey and fuck y'all white crackas.

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RETARD FAT FUCK

plz enlist and die for Israel

>the absolute state of the UK

do we even live in the real world anymore?

Soon.

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Sadly agreed. How embarassing for our citizens, every day, accepting life destroying punishments for "inciting hatred" while keeping their mouths tightly shut when their own tax payer money is spent actively and openly promoting exactly the same crimes against them.

Any real Englishman worth his weight joins the Royal Marines anyway.
The entire Army should be disbanded and its budget + assets should be thrown at the Marines.

It's a man's life in the British dental association!

kek

So the general aim of this ad campaign is to show young people that the army will look beyond the negative labels that society gives them and identify their inner potential.

That said, it does come across desperate and make us look a bit shit.

Not sure this is valid if the enemy is a Brit though. At least not if the eternal anglo uncucks itself.

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>he thinks he's so tough but he posts images of fucking anime
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your post is meant as a joke isn't it?

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Holy shit, I just found another one.
We have gone through the looking glass, anons.

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>die for Isreal goyim