POTUS SURPRISE PRESS CONFERENCE

On GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN!!
Get in here faggots!!!!!
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Holy fuck he's invisible! I always thought he might be a glow in the dark nigger.

UWU
whats this?

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INB4 TRUMP SAYS HE'S THE HACKER WHO DID THE 9/11 LEAKS

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thhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccc

Nothing ever happens

THIS IS IT, THE THING WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. ITS FINALLY 1000000 % HAPPENING THIS TIME.

Q

Is he bringing the bald faggot crew?

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fuck drumph

Surprise press conference just scheduled 10 minutes ago by Press Secretary Sanders

im in.
thx for the link user.
good job.

huh, any notice on topic aside from the shutdown?

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In the screen cap - he's calling military tribunals..

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So what's it gonna be?
Announcement of a deal to reopen government?
Declaration that he won't sign a Democratic bill?
More union members?
War?
Terrorism?

Take your bets people. I wanna hear your craziest ideas but I want proof.

ITS DADDY

HAPPENING!!!

HERE HE COMES

he better not cuck out and grant amnesty for wall funding.

All his policies are so good but why can't he just work on his public speaking?

"I can't tell you what this does for other countries but I'm the president of this country!"

It was a JOBPOCALYPSE ALL ALONG

good deal, great deals, many cases

That smug Pence grin. This is going to be good.

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bump, trump is gonna drop a bomb on these fucks. screen cap this niggers

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IS HE GOING TO KEK OUT OR GROW BULLISH BALLS?

Does he seem shook to anyone else?

Ok so he’s going on about successes.
> he’s about to drop his backdown on the wall..
Ha ha

rolling for "lets make a deal" trump appearing.

He never seems shook

thats one thick boii
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I wish user, I wish :(

Checked

all he's saying is how great the economy is. What the fuck is the point?

Softening you up for his backdown.

it keeps freezing with errors for me

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You haven't been paying enough attention

STEEL WALL

>BILLIONS in tariffs from China
Still not how tariffs work .

He has the best press conferences doesn't he folks?

cheeky wall mention

Are you the Aussie chink that fucking hates everything regarding America?

He needs to push those numbers because the shutdown is pissing everyone off and the Democrats are playing it right by shutting up while he keeps talking.

Shutdowns have happened before. The right move is to shut the fuck up so the public doesn't know who to blame and hates everybody. But by becoming the voice for the shutdown he's really hurt himself.

you're missing fuck all

>a steel wall
Oh baby stop teasing me.

pence is getting fat

Not building a wall is unacceptable.
A country without borders isn't a country. I think we need TWO walls.

He's just talking shit again, it's all he's
got for the next year

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Now, what the hell's going on?

Lmao im shadowbanned by chat

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Why isn't he talking about what happened in the meeting?

SHYAT

I thought this was about the government shut down. He keeps on about the stupid wall. I think he's lost his mind. Sounds like he has dementia or something.

VISHISHLY SHAHT

Press F to pay respects top fallen officer

I wish. The price they were asking for was too low for him. Plus TDO has done other hacks while trump wasn't even into politics.

He's basically going to make it easier for Mexicans to claim asylum at Port of entry.... Ha! Thanks kike and chief

>Projecting

Because he got buttfucked and Pelosi jsut laughed at him.

I guess thats why no one else noticed

F

The problem was that they had already passed a bipartisan funding measure in the senate with unanimous republican consent and THEN he decides to say he's not going to sign anything that doesn't fund the wall. He should have done it before congress agreed to fund the government because now it puts the blame solely on him.

Tell me more about the tied up women with tape on their mouths.

>left turn taped-up wimmins

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>traffickers
>ib4 cryptic messages to pedos

is he always this retarded?

>usually a left turn, not a right

>illegal coyotes

Stolen. Thanks dude.

Yeah, shutdowns happen every few years but the public still gets super disoriented and confused by them. Had he shutup and kept quiet, there's a decent chance he could have pinned this all on Congress and emerged better in the polls. But by insisting on being this voice of "What the people want!" he's made himself the complete scapegoat for this shutdown and it will hurt him with moderates.

It's a massive political blunder.

Were talking about steel

COMFORT WOMEN FOR RICH HOLLYWOOD ELITES

>is he always this retarded?

almost, but he must have taken some extra retard pills today.

5B for our security

38B for Israels security

if gov shut down man get shot yes? YES??

>the wall will stop the drugs
>the wall will have giant holes in it

pick one

Yes

They have to go beck.

Stay salty, my friend.

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So, what's the point of this?

Is this just a campaign speech?

wall with holes stops alot more drugs than open desert

u best not talk that NONSENSE about THE BIG HOMIE DONALD TRUMP or YOUR BODY will have giant holes in it

I doubt he'll cuck. He's got these fucks by the balls.

cryptic messages to a lot of people

how wide are drugs?

Can it be more clear?

He knows the media wouldn't cover this if he told them it would be about the wall. So he tells them he'll be talking about the meeting with D's and instead uses it to cover the things that the media refuses to cover. Positive economic growth, border wall, etc. Masterful puppeteer.

Fuck off kike blue! Do wall no government funding

I voted for him twice, but watching this i really with he would just shut the fuck up and get some work done already.

I'm just a common dude, and I love the way he talks. Feels like my boss. Simple, straight to the point. I appreciate it.

Somebody make a gif of the part where he says "they have to go back".

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just tuned in.
has he said anything relevant so far?

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Fuck trump and fuck white people open border is the only future for america

steel industry bailout for the "wall"

Not gonna lie, he is rambling hardcore in this speech. Definitely impromptu. I wish he would just state the facts and purpose of the press meeting clearly. I honestly have no idea what its about other than steel companies and a wall.

I guess he's trying to sell the wall as a good thing for the steel industry? If so, good for him and good for us. He could just come out and say that instead of rambling for 15 minutes.

Cryptic nothing he's just winging it.

not if the wall makes the border patrol stop patrolling in the area, in that case it will just make it easier.

well, you can't come out and just say fuck the jews

Fuck off leaf. YOU need your own Southern wall because they're heading up there now because they're no longer welcome here.