Hello Jow Forums, I have a confession to make and I don’t know how to get out of the situation I’m in. Truth is, I’m an elaborate scam artist and I have a huge project right now listed on the top 100 cryprocurrencies on CMC.
The scam has real-world use of course, and with the ICO money I raised, I have shelled out close to $6 million in elaborate marketing. Paid off some big companies to do some shout outs and paid off a few experienced shill groups. Truth is, I thought I could pull this off and then move away, but now I’m afraid of the users on Jow Forums who I’ve scammed.
Even after I told the shill team to stop, it just keeps going, and there are now dozens of threads on Jow Forums talking about my project at all times. Every day. I won’t be able to exit because the other day, I saw my face and someone said something like “he knows if he exit scams we’re going to kill him” and my heart sunk. I have made a terrible mistake.
It was just a meme to make money. I want off of this ride.
How would Jow Forums go about escaping the country? How would one go about changing their identity completely? Please help me because Jow Forums is full of complete psychopaths.
MY LIFE IS IN DANGER. I CANNOT SATISFY THESE LOSERS WITH FAKE PUMPS ANYMORE. THEY ARE CATCHING ON TO ME.
I never browse Jow Forums so I have no idea what you’re referencing in this larp.
Alexander Johnson
That’s right, it’s a larp. Nothing to see here. All fake.
William White
pay them back. if this is impossible, say you are very sorry and give them your address so they can forgive you in person.
John Davis
Do you at least have your business listed in another country?
Jayden Lee
Why don't you hire a team with the money you made to actually deliver on your promises?
Noah Perry
Dont be a faggot. If you have a story to tell then fucking tell it.
Isaac Reyes
>just hire some code monkeys to make the revolutionary technology that you promised OP is finished...
Nicholas Kelly
Poor larp attempt at Sergey N. Progress on github and pivotal continues unabated. Teams coming out daily.
3/10 got a (you)
Adrian Powell
Stupid stinky, how bad did the swing trade go?
Daniel Scott
Too late nigga you'll be dead within a month, mark my words.
Jack Lopez
Literally true. When you have several million dollars at your disposal, you should be able to hire whoever the fuck you want. You could even hire someone to hire coders.
Samuel Sanders
Hmmmm nowhere did anyone mention this individual. Very interesting indeed.
Who is Sergey?
Dominic Rogers
Prepare to start digging. Even if it’s a larp as Sergey, I came across this other fag larp a few weeks ago which might be a clue.
if true, list all coins in top 100 you know to be scams as well as yours, and if you're revealed eventually because you listed your coin, we will forgive you because you enlightened us
Jaxson Evans
So you pissed off the psychopaths and came running to the androids for help. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. If you aren't larping then you are reaping karmic rewards that you were aware of but ignored. I love it when cryptofags get burned, I look forward to reading about your murder on the /chans/.