User you're racist

yeah i am, whats it to ya nigger?

I don't

No u

>I'm brown you stupid nigger

"You are all equally worthless in my eyes"
-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Parris Island, South Carolina circa 1967

>I'm not racist, my best friend is a nigger.

>"ok"

I’m not racist, I make observations

youtube.com/watch?v=hXJQOnT0xAM

"Define racist"

"Who gives a shit? Fuck off"

There is no such thing as racism it’s called common sense

>user you're a racist
race realist

No I'm not. You're all equally worthless

basically this

This

"And?"
Seriously, what are they going to do about it? They don't have to hang out with me.

>idk, am i?

How so?

Well yes i am. Wanna debate me?

i allways tell them im half jewish
isnt true, all my granduncles were in WW2 one even in SS, but nobody can ever gets another word out

I usually say "aren't we all a little racist?" and we have a laugh. I'm the office funnyman so I get away with saying a lot. Plus i work with hispanics and i'm hispanic and we don't really care about that shit as much as white and black people do

I am absolutely biased based on my experiences, Education and environment I developed in.
That is to say, you are also biased against someone or another. Perhaps that bias is something inherent in humans and maybe we shouldn't be aware of it and THEN decide how essential it is.

Normally they just shut up and get mad at me.

LMFAO YOU SOUND LIKE A KEK WHO CAN'T EVEN ADMIT HIS OWN BELIEFS.

THAT'S HOW WEAK WHITE BOYS ARE THESE DAYS. WE COME IN, RAPE YOUR BITCH, MAKE HER OUR SLUT, AND YOU PAY FOR US.

WE SPIT IN YOUR ANCESTORS FACE AND TAKE YOUR MONEY TO BUY YOUR DAUGHTER.

AND YOU CAN'T EVEN SPEAK UP.

THIS IS WHY THE WHITE MEN DIE OUT, THIS CENTURY. YOU DON'T FIGHT AND NEVER WILL.

Indeed I am.

Begone Nigger

Define racist.

>You're racist
Me; no I'm a realist, if that makes me racist then so be it.

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Do you say this every time ur called a racist?
seems a bit strange.

"yeah, you gonna do something about it, pendejo?"

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>>user you're racist
yea? so? and?

I will use this one lol

I mimick them and then start making fun of the way they look, and then I say KYS.

"And?"

And then they don't know how to respond.

"Everyone is fundamentally racist, you are just a hypocrite "

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yeh

>I have blacks in my family tree! They're still hanging there.

I am a humanist. I believe treating every single human equally. Martin Luther King jr. famously said in his dream speech to judge people not on the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I wholeheartedly agree.

and long right? oh well I'm sure he's a blast at parties.

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>user, you're racist!
>and?

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cringe thread

So you define yourself by what you're offended by? Childish and boring.

>If white
"Yep. Nothing wrong with favoring you over some nigger, is there?"
>If shitskin
"Fuck you."

> So?

I'm completely openly racist around most people i know, and only like 10% of them know im completely honest about it, rest of the people think im kidding

"I'm a catholic. That isn't possible. Racism is Jewish"

The last girl I brought home was really drunk. She woke up under a swastika flag and she was pretty pissed off. She called me a nazi.
I told her she got fucked by a nazi, and she liked it.
Never heard from her again.

>Im not racist, racism is a crime and crime is for niggers

"I'm not racist, i just don't like black people."

Fuck off nigger!

yup

if racist means "come suck nigger dick with me"
then no, i'm not a racist, i'm absolutely anti
dipshit. why the fuck should i give a shit about
niggers when God will kill everyone of them
at the end of the age. fuck off dog lovers.

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I’ve already been publicly exposed as a full blown nazi to my family, friends, and coworkers. Ironically no one gives a single fuck. Some guys came out to me as secret nazis, and one guy threatened me, but literally no one cares what you think, as long as you don’t hurt anyone.

"yes"

we all are

I say - maybe I am, but calling me that is not going to shut me down

I only hate one race.
The human race.
All of the shittiest acts the world has ever seen was committed by humans.
They can't deny this which makes them racists too.

Joking aside, i always ask the most offensive thing to liberals: "What does racist mean"?

For some reason, asking how they define it means i am 100% a racist.

Sure. You say that as if it's bad thing?

"mother nature is the racist my npc friend" - user

This

>"you're racist!"
>"Annnnd?..."

> I'm not racist. I am however, very intolerant of idiots who can't keep their lives in order.

"I couldn't care less what you think, fucking libtard"

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Have no idea why I felt the need to greentext that.

"Actually, I just hate jews"

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Humans are not equal and putting them in to cathegories is entirely logical.
Every action by any human should be judged, and judging people with the same characteristics is completely sane.
There is a hierarchy of everything, and there is nothing wrong with ranking people based on their similarities.

It is also funny.
Most jokes are about people, and most jokes about people are about their characteristics, either how they are relatable or how you recognize the odd behavior in the archive of archetypes you have automatically built in your head since birth.

TLDR.
You are a fucking racist.

>what's your response?
nuh-uh

And you're a nigger.

Usually they say they're not black and I just be an obnoxious arse by saying 'whoa, who said niggers were black? You some kind of racist?'

Of course

variation of this

Yeah... so?

Social dynamics is a lot of chimp hierarchy. Simply act like you don't care being called such. "sure lol"

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Based Leaf. You do not deserve to be raked.

Yeah

racist is code word for "come suck nigger dick
with me". i'm to busy, you can suck my dick
though.

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Just say ok. They never know what to do.

Your first response should be, " How do YOU define a racist?:

I'm not a racist, I'm a realist.

I am racist, I'm racist against the human race.

That's just the way it is

Umm, excuse me, i prefer the term "race realist" or "racially abled" You will respect my pronouns or else i will call the shariah police.

Same thing:
> I only hate stupid people.

'thanks'

I will steal that one.

joke included.

I usually say yes, followed by "I hate french people". Then people usually shrug and look at each other like "That's acceptable I guess". That leaves a seed in their subconscious that makes racism a little bit more OK.

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You overestimate them in thinking that they reflect on what they hear. They only ever repeat what their perceived Authorities tell them. Anything else would come with the possibility of being socially ostracized.

ALL humans are racist for their own reasons. Anyone who says otherwise is either dangerously naive or a bold-faced liar.

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Oh yeah.

"racism is the default state of any creature, an ideoligy that goes against nature will never work, therefore i am a racist"
then i will go into the invention of the word, and who uses it.

0 deaths in debates so far

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You might be right. They do parrot a lot of what they hear on Tv. But hey, they at least leave me be for that particular conversation.