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I see a lot of misconceptions about Islam on this board so I'd like to clear some of them up if I can. I used to be one of you and was here constantly but saw the errors in my way and converted to Islam. I know this place is a nazi safe space but AMA.

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OP isn't muslim. OP is Israeli. When Israel goes to war this year OP will watch muslims kill his mother and then him.

You Sunni, Shia, or Sufi?

>converted
nice larp, a real Muslim would say reverted. Kys

Jesus Christ is GOD if you don't trust HIM as saviour you and your family are going to Hell forever
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>misconceptions
The whole thing is a misconception. Nobody in Islam truly knows its teaching, yet everyone claims to know the true truth about Islam. Fact is: Islam is the cause of a lot of suffering and violence, and it's legitimated by a translated, readable to anyone book.

Muslims believe in Jesus as a prophet. It’s literally “Yes the Bible, but also this new stuff.”

How do you justify his relationship with Aisha?

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Have you ever had a dream about pissing on the Koran?

why do you worship a pedophile warlord "of truly noble character" (sura 68:4)?

I mean the Quran is a text to be interpretted literally, there is no other way to interpret it, as it specifically says that Allah told Mohammhed what he wants, and it specifically says that non-Muslims are to be converted by force and that women can be beaten/otherwise mistreated, etc. I get that peaceful Muslims are a thing but wouldn't that technically make them heretics to Islam because they speak against the very things that the Quran encourages??

Nope
Ummah is one
Never said in the bible to worship Jesus
The prophet is the ideal man we should all strive to emulate
Upon the prophetic methodology
You can be a peaceful Muslim if you live in the lands of Dar-al-Islam.
Otherwise it is war.

Im an atheist btw, Im just larping this is what they really believe

All Abrahamic religions are meant to be followed to a “T” but Islam is the most insistent that people actually follow it properly. (As of recent)

Most Christians are heretics, most Jews are heretics, and most Muslims are heretics, strictly speaking.

How much do you hate jews?
That’s the only thing I like about muslims

>"oh b-but you can't take this stuff out of context!"
The Quran is entirely literal, despite what these "peaceful Muslims" keep saying. It says right there in the Quran all these terrible things and yet people act like we shouldn't question it

>Nope
>The Prophet Muhammad once said: "No child is born except upon fitrah.
You are fake and gay

In Islam jews are hated as a religion but not as a 'race'.

Are you ashamed of the fact that you believe in a magic invisible floating faggot in the sky?

Why are you worried about this place being a Nazi safe space, your lot were Nazis. Concentration camps the lot. One of my family chased your head muffin out of Iraq, straight to Adolfs house.

>Ummah

>Globalist Islam
Gay

How does camel urine taste?
Sunan an-Nasai, Number 307:

It was narrated from Anas bin Malik that some Bedouins from Urainah came to the Prophet and became Muslim, but the climate of Al-Madinah did not suit them; their skin turned yellow and their stomachs became swollen. The Messenger of Allah sent them to some pregnant camels of his and told them to drink their milk and urine until they recovered. Then they killed the camel-herder and drove the camels away. The Messenger of Allah sent people after them, and they were brought back. Their hands and feet were cut off and their eyes were smoldered with burning nails. The Commander of the Believers, Abdul-Malik, said to Anas—when he was narrating this Hadith to him—“(Were they being punished) for Kufr or for a sin?” He said: “For Kufr.”

why dont you faggots attack israel?

fuck off

I don't know why you insist upon this, except if you were a christian of sorts who is arguing for his own semantics.

Do you know that jews invented your religion?

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But you still believe they are satanic subhumans and should be shoahed right

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The memri tv image of muslims has made me
Love them it better be true

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No.
We don't use the term subhumans because it originated from the regime of shirk.

True. It's forbidden to question it.

(specifically) because all humans have souls, unlike animals, which have no souls.

If you think memri is funny you should read our publications

How did muhammad not know that the trinity was
>father, son, holy spirit
and rather thought it was
>father, son, Mary

But do you believe they are the life essence of Satan covered by human flesh or what?
Also would U laugh if 6 million Jews were ovened?

If a muslim is killed by a bullet coated in pork’s fat will he still go to heaven?

are you a white convert ?

interested to convert here btw

also Sunni or Shia ?

I know Sufism is a great way but between the 2 main groups?

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the holy spirit is marys vagina. retard

Yes.
Shiism is apostasy and disbelief. Shiites use the state model which is shirk.
Sufis are pagans.
Also, there is no love for Hitler is the actual Muslim world.

Damn

Muhammad never had a single child from Aisha all of his sons and daugthers were from his older first wife also remember this stuff happened alot in those times because it was mostly political marriages

This op

>198750306

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Also, you are selectively quoting Hitler. Hitler hated Islam and religion in general. He has other quotes talking about his disdain for the intolerance of Islam.
I've drank my own piss before. Has barely any taste. Literally just tastes like warm water. Tastes better than tea.
Never tried camel urine.

I love dicks btw

>quotes talking about his disdain for the intolerance of Islam

proof and sources? he was deist btw i know alot about Hitler and i never saw anything anti Islam

>AMA
>1 post by this ID

Pol gives this 100 replies.

WHEre did op go.
I want to hear him say funny stuff about jews

Hitler was Trump.... he said whatever whenever.

Going to hell op


What should he do if he gets urine on his clothes?
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Question
What is the ruling if some drops of urine get in the under
pants while urinating normally or in a hurry.
1. is ghusl needed to purify yourself.
2.do you have to wash the whole underpants or always change it or wash only the parts on which there is urine.
3.how to pray in this condition.is the prayer valid if you pray
4.what if there are some doubts where the drop has fell is not washed ? will it effect the prayers and purity ?
5.should he repeat his prayers ? is reading or handling quran allowed
6. what things are prohibited in this case
hope you clear my doubts with clear fatwas.
Answer

Praise be to Allaah.
Firstly, the Muslim must beware of najaasah (impurity) and try to avoid it as much as he can. It was narrated that Ibn ‘Abbaas said: The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) passed by two graves and said, “They are being punished, but they are not being punished for something that was difficult to avoid. One of them used to walk about spreading nameemah (malicious gossip) and the other used not to take care to avoid getting urine on himself.”

Narrated by Muslim, al-Tahaarah, 439

What is meant is that he did not take precautions to avoid getting it on himself. Hence it is permissible to urinate standing up so long as a person can be sure that he will not get splashes of urine on his clothes or his body.

Repent as long as you have time.

>I've drank my own piss before

It shows user.

Your "prophet" was a liar. Deal with it faggot

why do you rape goats?

How come Muslims reject the free will God gifted them? This was such a gift from God it made many of his Angels mad enough to reject Him, yet Muslims willingly reject this gift.

>>I've drank my own piss before
>i love dicks

>GOY HITLER WAS ANTI ISLAM

FUCK OFF MUTT your degenerate af and dont deserve to be muslim maybe ur an other infiltrated kike ?

He was not a deist. He was just as atheist as Joseph Stalin.
Also according to Islam, if you aren't a Muslim, you are de facto anti-Islam
No, not at all. Trump is spineless and a Jew.
>What is the ruling if some drops of urine get in the under
pants while urinating normally or in a hurry.
It really depends. Probably nothing since Islam is practical in some regards.
Realize that even consumption of pork is permissable if the Muslim is starving.
Calm down you paranoid retard.

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>AMA
>1 post

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Dude islam believes semen is made near the kidneys:
"Now let man but think from what he is created! He is created from a drop emitted - Proceeding from between the backbone and the ribs:" S. 86:5-7

Okay, I did OP's work for him, I'm done now.
If anyone else tries to answer your questions do not trust them since they probably only read wikipedia page on the topic.

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you arent muslim either by being a faggot

kek i knew it

Why can Muslim men marry non Muslim women but a Muslim women can’t marry a Non Muslim man. A Chechen girl and I are seeing each other but she said her brothers will kill her if they find out.

We need to teach you savages not to behead people

convert

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Sunni
I've seen it go either way and to me revert signifies I was once before this a Muslim which isn't true.
Jesus (pbuh) is a prophet but he is not God. Believe it or not his story is extremely similiar to what you believe as a Christian with the main difference being he wasn't divine
You're looking at this through the lense of the 21st century. It was normal and common back then because the line between being an adult and a child was puberty. He had other wives and none of them were as young as Aisha (ra). He had no children with Aisha (ra).
Wow you understand nothing except for what jpgs on an anime image board told you
You haven't read the Koran and your understanding of Islam has come from biased sources. I'm sure that you've read a lot of cherrypicked verses stripped of context and twisted in meaning so I hope that you might consider reading the Koran. If you read it you'd know how wrong what you said is. In fact just googling it for ten minutes would do you a lot of good.
I don't hate Jews but I do hate Israel The urine of pregnant horses is used in medicine today. Urine has medicinal properties even though it's nasty. This is a weird translation and you're lacking background knowledge.
The prophet (pbuh) wasn't Jewish. Yes. Even if you force fed him pork and forced him to drink alcohol. It isn't his will that it happened.

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I really don't want to go back to having to just post this shit in every Islam thread ever. All these fucking "I'm a muzz ask me shit" thread are dawah garbage designed to entice lonely people into the cult by promising them purpose, sometimes a "wife" and some sort of variation of the red pill or whatever the fuck.

Just sage these threads.

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seriously you should more on your shilling skills Shlomo

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If Jesus didn’t do miracles he wouldn’t have had a following, his miracles are proof of his divinity; Mohamed never did a single miracle all he did was fuck people over, sheesh he couldn’t even follow the Ten Commandments and yet he’s the perfect man. Poop be upon him

I'm not white but I am an American and have never left this country so Islam was definitely foreign to me. If you aren't joking with me you can discuss converting with a scholar which is what I did. Some of them even have discord servers. If you're one of the people who thinks Islam is about violence and oppressing people and you're going to use it for your own advantage you'll be disappointed.

Quran 65:4 (Divorce)
As for those of your women who have reached menopause, if you have any doubts, their term shall be three months—and also for those who have not menstruated. As for those who are pregnant, their term shall be until they have delivered. Whoever fears God—He will make things easy for him.

What do Muslims wear? Can they wear a t-shirt and jeans?

Do Muslims have to have a beard?

The accomplishments of Mohammad (pbuh) and what he started can be considered a miracle but I wasn't aware that miracles are what defines a prophet's credibility.

Whether you're a Muslim or a kike, OP, if you don't repent of your evil false religion and accept Jesus Christ as Lord, you're going to fry.

Christ all mighty just bomb these threads with whatever. I remember a long time ago there was an Australian lad shitpoasting pictures of dog in all of these thread.

Top guy.

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>Mohamed never did a single miracle
hahahahahaha Burger education

I want to test proof your claim that wonders make you divine.

Was Moses divine?

>What do Muslims wear? Can they wear a t-shirt and jeans?

Yes they can. The beard is usually not considered mandatory but since it's also considered to be an imitation of mohamad it's like cool or something.

Pic not related but whatever.

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>Can they wear a t-shirt and jeans?
yes, as long they don't wear the tight jeans like a faggot
>Do Muslims have to have a beard?
free choice

Mo explicitly refuses in the Koran to do miracles because allegedly it wouldn't be enough to make people believe. So by his own admission he wasn't into that shit.

Pic unrelated but everyone in this thread can go fuck themselves.

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I don't want to have to read another one of these book to quote mine shit from it.

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Why don't you blow your head off already?

>If you're one of the people who thinks Islam is about violence and oppressing people and you're going to use it for your own advantage you'll be disappointed.

No i dont think of that also what is your race ? just interested to know

They can wear whatever they want just as long as their awrah is covered. You and I probably dress the same amount. Facial hair isn't mandatory but I have a short beard. It's an interesting topic.

Elijah=miracles
Moses= miracles
Mohamed= life of sin and debauchery

A funny misconception about Islam held by us infidel is that muzz are allegedly ordered to slay the unbelievers just for the sake of killing them, but that's inaccurate. Muzz are first and foremost encouraged to subdue everything else that isn't Islam, whether through violence or really any other mean. The primary goal isn't to kill us it's just to make Islam dominant.

No joke this gay thread is a small part of that.

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How's life knowing Muhammad was a false prophet who one his deathbed admitted it
How can you be monotheistic if you pray to a rock 5 times a day that belonged to pagans before Mohammed stole it and the pagan practices
How can you believe a man who broke his own laws

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hispanic. If you want to know exactly what I'm Dominican but my family has lived in America for three generations.

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Idk it’s only mentioned in the Bible that Moses and Elijah are God’s ’BFFs they’re revered as God chose them to be conduits to revelations to the people of Israel, the original Jews not the synagogue of satan Jews were currently stuck dealing with ...divine? Nah but they are the next best thing

Why do you always try to impose your culture on us?

>How's life knowing Muhammad was a false prophet who one his deathbed admitted it

I'm totally in favor of telling muzz to fuck off, which everyone in their right mind should do for reasons which to me are obvious, but that's just false still.

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Nice feels meme, really BTFO the muzlim

That's divinely ordained.

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oh ok cool user are many latinos converting lately ?

Muslims swear their religion is the expansion pack for the old & New Testament yet they don’t know the Old Testament from their asshole

Is it difficult to keep believing something that is clearly bullshit?

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