How does one get a gf if I've never had one before?

How does one get a gf if I've never had one before?
I'm 24 now

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go on OKC or tinder and message every girl you find attractive or decently good looking. Keep talking to every one that talks to you, ask all of em out and go on dates til you find one you like and that likes you.

Try something you never have done - washing yourself and picking up girls.

You can use spells if you are a virgin by 25
Just use magic mate
Avadakedabra

>how do I get a gf
>just pick up girls bro
What an excellent advice, never would have thought getting a gf is that easy.

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>washing yourself
Literally the opposite. Shower only when absolutely necessary and stop using soap and shampoo, they dry out your skin by removing our natural oily layer. Also, the women will finally be able to smell your pheromones and you'll have a manly smell. Plus, your bacterial flora become more diverse making you more resistant to infections.

As disappointing as it sounds that's what you've got to do m8. Did you expect people to tell you location where girls fall down from the sky into virgins hands like in your cartoons?
Sure, picking up girls is torublesome and you need practice, but that's how you "acquire" gf.

Not true. Mana manifests at age 30.

t. Virgin Level 25

Beat up a guy with a girl

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying it's not how that works, but advice like "just pick up girls" are nearly useless for 24+ old virgins. Pic related, it feels like this.

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True. Too bad people are too brainwashed. Pheromones are extremly potent. Smelling a girls fresh sweat is mind numbing good.

Raise your value. Then pick up girls.

t. Also virgin looser

That's pretty funny because you're right.
You could spell it like: 1.go to public place
2. look for cute girl, preferably solo
3. talk to her about the wether
4. get to know her a little
5. ask her number to continiue interview / change location and proceed with interview.

If failed try another girl. Change locations so people won't know you as a regular if you're beginner.

Lets start at the beginning because these threads always end up back there.

Do you have any actual real friends? do you have any fun outside? do you talk to anybody?

>basically: sexually harass random girls until you magically land one

It could work at a club, you can go there and sometimes pick up a lusty girl and end up in someone's bed. You can probably get more familiar with that game and do better at it.

That's only good for one night stands though. You don't want to be starting an actual relationship with a random club skank, especially someone like OP who isn't great with relationships in the first place and will be back here with more problems later. You want a relationship with your best female friend (like normal people), someone you really work well with and share sentimental things with.

Don't get baited by the smelly virgins and take showers regularly
Get out and go learn something, shit like tennis, cooking course or charity like visiting old people, anything with more than 50% females really
Continue taking showers, Go to the gym, you don't need even to get swole, Just don't be fat
Talk to the girls there and:
If they seem interested in you, Go out with them
If they seem to consider you only a friend, Go out with them regardless, If you are in their social circle you can ask them to help to get some friend of theirs that you find cute
Good luck user

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I bathe regularly
How do I even begin to pick up girls?

Not OP.

Hardly at all. Only one friend left. I do stuff outside. Also gym. Not talking to anyone. Makes me tired. Also way too negative aura right now. Im lazy and depressed.

Pls continue with your adv.

Please, look there: Also the thing about having friends is also true. If you're lucky maybe some of your friends is going to hook you up with his/her friend.
Talking with people is the key.

What's up with the not taking showers meme? I'm not American but I don't think anyone doesn't shower. Even mentally ill people have carers to wash them.

Indian people

I am op

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No
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>3. talk to her about the wether
What does that even mean? How do you get to know someone during a conversation of the fucking weather?

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Meet girls, ask them out.

By talking you fuck.

Just try and find somebody anybody to talk to. People tend to use dating websites for this.