What are some good suicide methods?

Preferably something that will destroy my body and make it so its never found.

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Get eaten by a pack of wolves or an alligator.

Life's worth living user. Get it off your chest and we can try to help. Life's all you have and all you'll ever have.

Suicide is for weak selfish faggots

I was actually considering finding an user with a giant snake. I'm probably small enough to make it work.

>Get it off your chest
What?

>destroy my body and make it so its never found.
Why this? Must you be so vindictive to your family that they'll never get the closure of knowing if you're alive or dead, or able to deal with your remains? You'll be dead and uncaring, why make them suffer? Why are you so vile?

Obviously the reason you want to kill yourself. But clearly this is a larp so you really should go kys

My family has been emotionally abusive for my entire life. If I was truly vindictive I would go back and kill them rather than just cutting all contact like I did.

>emotionally abused

Faggot. Quit blaming everyone else for the way you feel. Change your situation, get a fucking therapist.

I'm ugly, mentally ill and lonely
Isn't that enough?

I tried therapy and all they did was tell me to not come back until I called my parents and sister again, so I never came back :)

Everyone on Jow Forums is mentally ill, lonely, and ugly. You're just too much of a pussy to handle it

Get a different therapist

Waste of thread, you are not going to do shit.

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You know its pretty weird sometimes. I'm always in a rush to get things I want and often the things I want I'm not sure are the things I even desire. Its more often that I am using others as a yardstick to measure my success and happiness. But sometimes I wonder if the people I am idolizing if they might even be quantitatively happier then I currently feel or even if the work they achieve today is the culmination of their present efforts. I also wonder if the success I deem they achieved intentional as in they strived the same thing as I was striving and achieved. I can't really read others minds and no body can read mines and know what I am capable of and what I 'm striving towards or will be tomorrow unless I tell them, but even then their is an intuitive sense that things are fixed in time. At the end of the day my choices, beliefs and actions are neither 1 dimensional or fixed, such that I have some level of unpredictability. I decide who I want to be and what I want to do and know one else knows or can tell me who it is that I should or should not be. I make the choices and I interpret the results. I have so much to be fortunate about and there are so many things I want to do but often don't end up getting done. Sometimes the things that bought me the most pain were more beneficial for me than the things that bought me the least pain, but the struggle was not meaningless because I my struggle brings value to the world. Its a cautionary tale to others of what not and what to do as well an existence that people are dependent on me for. There are people who are dependent on me for love, care and validation and while they might find someone else once I am gone I know my loss would still have an impact on them. Things are in constant flux and even when times are rough there are still things people can do and solutions people in both the past and present have found to solve their problems. Sometimes the solution comes when one least expects it. Dont die keep trying.

>There are people who are dependent on me for love, care and validation and while they might find someone else once I am gone I know my loss would still have an impact on them.
I have nothing like this.
Most people I've met would be happier if I were dead. I don't have any friends. I hate my family. Nobody will ever think I'm worth spending time with.

No, no it isn't. No one asks to be born and you're not obligated to continue living an empty/miserable life to validate somebody else's existence. It hurts to lose people to it but it's ultimately their choice and this life has no meaning at all in the first place. We exist to die and nothing more

>mentally ill
You mean self diagnosed attention seekers, right? Most people are unbelievably fucking average and devoid of real problems (especially here)

There’s something out there for you man. Stick with life. Everything gets better. Maybe a new romantic lartner of promotion is just around the corner. Things will get better. Please consider talking to a therapist. Have a great day/night.

Drink yourself to the brink of blacking out and take a lethal dosage of an opiate/opioid of some kind. When you feel yourself losing consciousness throw yourself off of a very high cliff or a ravine

no like a bunch of us have been raised pretty shit just take a look at r9k they don't like talking about it much but it's there different anons have different ways to cope with it all

>condemning somebody else to an empty/miserable life because you don't want to continue living an empty/miserable life isn't selfish
>transferring your suffering to somebody else because you can't handle with it isn't weak

here's your attention faggot
go face your problems instead of being an attention whore on the internet

>implying being selfish is wrong
>weak
bro go shoot yourself right now like do you actually have the courage to off yourself? no you weak ass pussy

just go on a drunken bender and end up dead in a ditch after spending your money and having a few good drinks, go out chill in dangerous areas and live fast and reckless

I think that is a farce. You mean to say that you've never had friends, family cousins or teachers who came into your life that impacted in you in any way. There are people who would not have expected you to commit suicide and their well being might take a dip knowing you are gone whether you choose to accept that or not is up to you. No one can force you to do anything but show some semblance of respect to yourself. Are you willing to give up your life for this is their really nothing after this. If you fail committing a suicide do you know what could happen to you. You could become paralyzed a shell of the person you were life is pesky and finds a way against all aspects a testament of our body's unconscious need to survive. Experience in life might be colored negatively but that dosen't mean that things can't change or won't change. Its not a matter of selfishness but a matter of pride. A pride that comes with taking a road less traveled a path that constitutes to actually finding a reason for existing. Natures resources were used in constructing you, a person with an a infinitely small probability of having come into existence. Survive, live and try or die trying. If there are no supports in your life find those supports, wasting your time suffering dose no one any good you or anyone else its meaningless if you don't overcome it and you can overcome it. I hate when people say things like this it might be a gullible, immature, naeive beleif but I would like to live in world where people never have to commit suicide unless they are someone who is terminally ill and already in so much pain or brain dead. Even this could be unethical though because sometimes children who should have been aborted bring meaning through their activism and raising awareness about issues when they were likely not survive. Sorry if this doesn't sound genuine I felt compelled to say it and I hope you understood what I meant. Try counselling or community supports.

Well, when there's nothing worth exploring it's time to take a peek inside, take a break from everything thats tearing you apart. Hide everything you feel takes a toll and just write a song or two. Things will get better when you free your mind, and speak up about your own demons. Cheer up user, it's time to become emotionally self-sufficient. Seek guidance from someone you look up to, like an artist. You can sing my post if you want.

Chain yourself to a 20lb weight and jump off a brisge iver deep cold water. Youll mever make it back.