EBOLA CHAN IS CONFIRMED IN SWEDEN

fucking sweden of all countries
I swear to god if that shit spreads here because of them I'll fucking nuke them myself

Norwegian paper VG stated that it wasn't ebola.

Of course it's fucking Sweden lmao

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=l0EBQKdQyyM

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It's just part of their culture :)

Fuck the EU, they deserve to die like this.
Fuck cucks and fuck niggers

Don't worry. Sweden will soon have hate crime laws protecting ebolachan, and it will be a hate crime to wear a protective mask.

>red dead redemption: undead nightmare predicted the outbreak starting in mexico

Nope

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>it’s ebola aids

maybe Marburg or some other filovirus variant
who knows, maybe Sweden will give its name to a new airborne strain of viral hemorrhagic fever.

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Fuck me and I had my hopes up.
Can't one of you suicidal incel mother fuckers take a drip to the Congo, fuck some bitch who is bleeding out her eyes, and then claim Muslimhood and take pilgrimage to Kaaba already? 90% of humanity needs to die, so get on that.

>Airbone hemorrhagic fever
Pandemic when?

Faggot jannies busted

problem is returning alive from Africa (violent niggers with machetes)

2019 desu, the happenings are upon us! Repent or be damned.

maybe they are saying it is not ebola to avoid mass panic

We need her now more than ever.

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Please Ebola Chan, grant us 1-2 BILLION DEAD.
Please kill all Africans, even North Africans this time.
I beg of you!

Fake it. Tell them that your boss, Zhen Shin will give rights to the land for a cobalt mine, or land and equipment for a farm, but you need to report your progress back in person so he sees how well the country is advancing.

she will make quick work of all the thots imagine it now DARLING YES YES YES all of a sudden EBOLA CUMS RIGHT UP A THOTS ASS AND SHE PUKES BLOOD

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>he thinks the government isn't covering it up
heh get wrecked kid, it finna be like contagion soon

How do we spread Ebola via the Hajj?
That would be perfect.

just like how they report "knife wounds"

i wouldn't be surprised if less than 25% of Jow Forums users today were here during ebolachan's inception

kek

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The important part, north african have to go

If doubles are achieved Ebola infects all of Sweden. If triples are achieved it becomes a zombie virus.

Please Ebola chan come to south america and kill us all.

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I-is there Ebola vaccine?

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Motaba Virus in real life ...here we come

Y'all ready for your superpowers?

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I'm still waiting for some unknown fucked up african strain to wipe out sweden for good.

please dont write 'CONFIRMED' until it is really confirmed. don't be lazy and think of better clickbait title

Sweden yes!

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they still didn't tell what it is in the arcticle. which is weird.

euro bros. please do me a solid yeah?

if you get ill take one for the team and get your ass to a migrant camp straight away. start licking doorknobs and coughing on tents and rubbing yourself all over the mangy bastards alright?

thank you,

~murrica

Obvious Cover up.

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Whoever made this mascot needs to be killed.

>newfag actually doesn't know about fucking Ebola-chan

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No worries, captain sweden will save the day.

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Gambate, Ebola-chan!

youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_fUAHRQ0w

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GeE i WoNdEr HoW sHe GoT tHeRE

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>chrome

its fake news
confirmed not ebola

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SWEBEN YES! XDDD

Fuck.

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>ebola ruled out
>viral hemorrhagic fever still on the table
>but not ebola
ok

they said it was not ebola on the morning news

Becareful whta you wish for mate

there's other filovirii sweaty, look up Marburg disease for one

AGAIN? or ITT its 2014?

Not a happening
Ebola won’t spread in a developed country

CLOSE YOUR PORTS STRAYA

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>Marburg
look at this shit 90%

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The young man gets back from Burundi (bordering Congo) with the classic symptoms. It's just so coincidental. The authorities are still not reporting what he was diagnosed with.

Reason for cover-up

Obvious the Hospital admin don't want that shit anywhere near their operation.

Ebola will effectively fuck-up all that good un-vetted profitable corporate 3rd world immigration/human trafficking like nothing else

Wow, its nothing.
theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/04/suspected-ebola-case-being-investigated-swedish-hospital

Patient had some other disease, they just couldn't rule out Ebola initially.

Do you know how cold it is here in Cucked Bongland at the moment? Ebola doesn't fare well in such temperatures, I would imagine it is significantly colder still in Swedecuckland

>>sorry i am dumbass and picture is not saying all the info
human cases/human deaths/fatality rate
252/227/90%

good thing cnn is there to tell the (((truth)))

>famine
Yemen
>war
Syria
>pestilence
Sweden

it's time boys

Indeed, ebola is way overrated, Marburg disease is definitely where the fun is

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>theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/04/suspected-ebola-case-being-investigated-swedish-hospital

>On Thursday, director general of the World Health Organization, Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, warned that the outbreak was occurring in “the most difficult context imaginable”.

What does that mean? This is being down-played gloablly and the reason is is becos it's not a rural central African issue anymore, and it's not going away like the last outbreak, only contained because it was in rural regions. Not only this but how 'persistent' this round has become. Also what is really defined as airborne? I certainly wouldn't want a victim even in the incubation stage fucking sneezing on me on some packed train or in an elevator.

>Sweden
Sometimes I think she loves us as much as we love her

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAAAAAAAAN

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>Ebola is more prevalent in rain forests of central and western Africa, while Marburg is more prevalent in dry open areas of eastern, south-central Africa (3)

> No happening

Booo. I had my hopes up.

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When your bioweapon comes back to bite you.... HIV denja vu...

WE LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN

Okay, I am willing to agree.
It seems EXTREMELY unlikely that this person just happened to visit the Ebola hotspot, came back to Swedcuckland with all of the symptoms of a hemorrhagic fever and then the swedes claim that it isn't Ebola.

I think that is total bullshit, Sweden know the implications. If they revealed it to be Ebola, people would be wanting to halt their migration plan. Also, although it is not fully "airborne" you are right in saying that you wouldn't want anyone in the incubation stage sneezing on you or even brushing against you. Many nurses and doctors have fallen victim to Ebola, and they take the fullest of precautions. Stay safe, don't worry about it too much, though.

>anything we don't like is white magic

>New Zealand

>Hello sir would you like to try our polio vaccine
Black man: yes white man, we love you.

Can you send ebola chan to other Muslim nations?

I want to see a biblical plague in my lifetime.

I'm trying not to worry Boet, but if you could see how many central Africans are pouring thru our 'borders' I can't help being concerned. I tell you its just a matter of time here.

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:sadface:
that's a shame but i still hope it's something new and fun desu

Dude, it's Sweden. It is ebola, they're just trying to sweep it under the rug.

Dumb nigger. We spread autism with polio vaccines, not ebola.

>only 90%

So long to all the Swedes and thanks for the refugees!

I'm so hard right now

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN

New heights of enrichment.

lucky rug

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Do you want the logistics or just a technical question?

The main problems are finding a suicide bomber with enough funds to pull it off and spread it at the most dangerous period otherwise this will fizzle.

Okay, you really should forward that message to [email protected] as I am pretty sure that 90% of the shit you blame on whites is genuinely people of a large-nosed disposition - Leave [email protected] in as a cc, though. I want to see how this unfolds.

>Swedens ebola scare proved to be false
Sorry guys. Happening cancelled.

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This. They simply don't know what the fuck it is, which does not bode very well.

BTW next to ebola and Marburg there's also lightweight cousin Lassa, another deadly hemorrhagic fever (although only 10-20% mortality), this time predominately from West-Africa. Note that these diseases seem to cover most if not all of subsaharan Africa.

Do we know where in Africa the suspected patient returned from?

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Ebola tends to die out when you hit pockets of sanitation. If you have running water and soap, it likely won't survive. Notice how it always spreads in places where people literally dance with rotting dead corpses etc.

...if somebody enters my hospital symptomatic of ebola that cunt is getting doused in alcohol and immolated.

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