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off noncing

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Any bets on no deal lads?

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DIRTY FOOKIN NONCE YOU ARE MATE
NO NO NO NO
WE GOT THE CHATLOGS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Your OP definitely demonstrates the nordic genetic impact that was made by the waves of norse and teutonic invaders that poured forth onto the isle
>dolichocephalic cranium
>leptoprosopic facial index
>leptorrhine nose
>wavy hair
Brito-romano-celtozoidal-anglo-saxonoids confirmed for exemplars of the nordo-teutonic phenotype of the northern/nordique branch of the white race

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no deal brexit is the only way to stop climate change lads. if we completely destroy the economy then we won't drown. i'm in favor of no deal on purely environmentalist grounds.

UKIP and Green Party coalition confirmed.

First for Big Daddy.

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>BREXIT BREAKTHROUGH: Brussels THAWS as May hunts CRUNCH concessions - but is it REAL exit?
express.co.uk/news/politics/1067417/brexit-news-theresa-may-brexit-deal-eu-negotiations-withdrawal-agreement

>Homeless man went on £60,000 Tesco spending spree in 167 stores after card glitch
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6559991/Homeless-man-went-60-000-Tesco-spending-spree-167-stores-card-glitch.html

>How worried should we be about China's economy?
bbc.co.uk/news/business-46755158

>Teacher tries to sell child’s virginity
couriermail.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/texas-teacher-arrested-for-attempting-to-sell-childs-virginity/news-story/3c57988092f58d2f280a4c72c85b9471

>Sajid Javid vows to stop 'fake' asylum seekers crossing Channel in dinghies
dailystar.co.uk/news/politics/751193/sajid-javid-channel-dinghies-migrants-asylum-seekers-iran

>Nobody knows why Lake District vandals are sawing up gates in a mystery dubbed the ‘chainsaw massacre’
inews.co.uk/news/lake-district-cumbria-unesco-world-heritage-site-grasmere-chainsaw-mystery-gates/

>Paul Whelan: UK 'extremely worried' about British 'spy' held in Moscow
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/paul-whelan-spy-us-marine-russia-espionage-charges-jeremy-hunt-a8711156.html

>CBS: El-Sissi says Egypt, Israel cooperate against militants
nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12186110&ref=rss

>Car bomb injures six in Peshawar, Pakistan
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/pakistan/car-bomb-injures-six-in-peshawar-pakistan/articleshow/67394196.cms

>Saturday 7-Up
feedproxy.google.com/~r/guidofawkes/~3/m7NyXDILnos/

>Pompeo plans to press Saudi leaders over killing of Khashoggi
thestar.com/news/world/2019/01/04/pompeo-plans-to-press-saudi-leaders-over-killing-of-khashoggi.html

Very good point.

'Brexit for the environment.
Stop the pollution save Britain.'

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wtf
i'm for hard brexit now

>How I work from home with kids underfoot
treehugger.com/family/how-work-home-kids-underfoot.html

>Why efforts to make buildings greener fail
treehugger.com/green-architecture/why-efforts-make-buildings-greener-fail.html

>Glow-in-the-dark, nature-inspired murals tell of secret legends
treehugger.com/culture/nature-inspired-murals-glow-dark-reskate.html

>You can't separate health and wellness from climate change
treehugger.com/green-architecture/you-cant-separate-health-and-wellness-climate-change.html

>No, Italy's coffee culture does not need to modernize
treehugger.com/culture/italys-coffee-culture-does-not-need-modernize.html

>Japan's 'tears teacher' helps people discover the benefits of crying
treehugger.com/health/japans-tears-teacher-helps-people-discover-benefits-crying.html

>This guy is devoting his life to spreading climate change fiction
treehugger.com/climate-change/guy-devoting-his-life-spreading-climate-change-fiction.html

>8 makeup brands that are fighting plastic packaging
treehugger.com/organic-beauty/8-makeup-brands-are-fighting-plastic-packaging.html

>Modern roads were made for bicycles, not cars
treehugger.com/bikes/roads-were-made-bicycles-not-cars.html

>What happens when plant-based 'meat' is cheaper than the real thing?
treehugger.com/green-food/what-happens-when-plant-based-meat-cheaper-real-thing.html

>Photo: Little blue heron is a study in moody blues
treehugger.com/slideshows/readers-photos/photo-little-blue-heron-shows-perfect-profile/

>Why you should embark on a 'Depth Year' in 2019
treehugger.com/culture/why-you-should-embark-depth-year-2019.html

What the fuck was Harry thinking.

>Greater Manchester to ban fracking, paving way for confrontation with government over controversial industry
independent.co.uk/environment/greater-manchester-ban-fracking-shill-gas-drilling-andy-burnham-a8712396.html

>New 'lost' shark species may already be extinct due to overfishing
independent.co.uk/environment/nature/new-shark-discovery-extinction-lost-borneo-overfishing-carcharhinus-obsolerus-a8711686.html

>Government must consider meat tax to tackle climate change, says Caroline Lucas
independent.co.uk/environment/meat-tax-caroline-lucas-climate-change-agriculture-beef-vegetarian-vegan-oxford-farming-conference-a8711416.html

>Farming chief calls for 'net zero' agriculture emissions in UK by 2040
independent.co.uk/environment/zero-emissions-uk-agriculture-nfu-national-farmers-union-minette-batters-climate-change-a8711026.html

>Woolly mammoth DNA found in illegal ivory samples seized in Cambodia
independent.co.uk/news/science/woolly-mammoth-dna-ivory-illegal-discovery-cambodia-wildlife-conservation-a8711241.html

>Renewable energy replaces coal as Germany's main power source for first time
independent.co.uk/environment/renewable-energy-germany-coal-power-environment-green-solar-wind-a8711176.html

>Cyclists and pedestrians should be priority on any new road, says UK's health watchdog
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/new-roads-cyclists-pedestrians-priority-safety-cars-deaths-nice-planning-guidelines-obesity-a8710836.html

Morning Bongs. Hows things?

Just watching the top 10 nonce stings of all time

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I use bike since I'm cheapskate for a car right now but that's retarded, it will take you days to get to a place you can get by a car in an hour.

Lad, something in me bones now says yous wont leave.

It's too late, the gov' fucked up. There are no stops on this train, if they try it's going off rails. May's deal is just putting heavy bricks into the wagon.

we need better cheaper trains or buses or something

>There are no stops on this train
There is no chance to pull out a second vote?

Send us a link lad

Honking bit of kit

2nd vote is undemocratic.
What if leave wins again? Demand a 3rd vote?

Even Corbyn realizes that if he is to pushes for second vote Labour is going to lose a huge chunk of his supporters. As for Tories:
>theguardian.com/politics/2019/jan/04/most-tory-members-would-choose-no-deal-over-may-brexit-plan

>Caroline Lucas urges parliament to 'seriously consider' tax on meat
theguardian.com/environment/2019/jan/04/caroline-lucas-green-mp-meat-tax-oxford-farmers-conference-prioritise-sustainability

>'Ditch cling film and switch to soap': 10 easy ways to reduce your plastics use in 2019
theguardian.com/environment/2019/jan/03/plastics-consumption-reduce-2019-10-easy-ways

>UK power stations' electricity output lowest since 1994
theguardian.com/environment/2019/jan/03/uk-power-stations-electricity-output-lowest-1994-renewables-record

>'Momentum is growing': reasons to be hopeful about the environment in 2019
theguardian.com/environment/2019/jan/02/climate-change-environment-2019-future-reasons-hope

>Time for politicians to make 'stark choices' over climate change
theguardian.com/politics/2019/jan/01/time-for-politicians-to-make-stark-choices-over-climate-change

>Food waste chief to target 'scandal' of 250m binned UK meals
theguardian.com/environment/2018/dec/31/food-waste-chief-to-target-scandal-of-250m-binned-uk-meals

>Conservation push yields results for UK sea life but challenges remain
theguardian.com/environment/2018/dec/31/conservation-push-yields-results-for-uk-sea-life-but-challenges-remain-plastic-pollution

>Why eating less meat is the best thing you can do for the planet in 2019
theguardian.com/environment/2018/dec/21/lifestyle-change-eat-less-meat-climate-change

>How Native American tribes are bringing back the bison from brink of extinction
theguardian.com/environment/2018/dec/12/how-native-american-tribes-are-bringing-back-the-bison-from-brink-of-extinction

>'We're sounding the alarm': half of Canada's chinook salmon endangered
theguardian.com/environment/2018/dec/05/canada-chinook-salmon-endangered

>2nd vote is undemocratic.

We were asked to vote twice on the Lisbon treaty cos they didn't like the way it went the first time. It can happen.

I haven't seen much but I feel like May is a bit of a mouth off, insulting rather than planning. I have only watched a few parliament vids, but the plans she laid out there were few and far between.

Fuck. Guess that's just politics for you.

Ok. I wont argue the point.

I just feel 'remain' are going try something

> How climate change caused the world’s first ever empire to collapse
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6555999/How-climate-change-caused-worlds-empire-collapse.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> 'Human-caused' climate change is causing sea levels to rise unevenly
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6458343/Human-caused-climate-change-causing-sea-levels-rise-unevenly-world.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Trump's words and actions threaten to derail climate change efforts
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6454425/Trumps-attitude-climate-change-threatens-derail-worldwide-attempts-halt-global-warming.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Sir David Attenborough: Climate change will cause collapse of civilisation
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6454607/Collapse-civilisations-horizon-without-climate-action-Attenborough.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Scientists will copy effects of volcano eruption to fight global warming
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6453143/Scientists-copy-effects-huge-volcano-eruption-fight-global-warming-2-3m-study.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Trump denies climate change because of record low temperatures
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6416709/President-Trump-denies-climate-change-record-low-temperatures.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Clean energy 'not improving fast enough to solve climate change'
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6385409/Clean-energy-not-improving-fast-solve-climate-change-report-finds.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Heatwaves lasting twice as long as 50 years ago, climate change study finds
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6344601/Climate-change-sees-nights-temperatures-dont-drop-68F-before.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Rising sea levels could 'submerge 1.5m homes on Britain's coast by 2080'
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6318373/Rising-sea-levels-submerge-1-5million-homes-Britains-coast-2080-experts-warn.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Massive hurricane caused an entire ISLAND in Hawaii to disappear
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6313463/Massive-hurricane-fueled-climate-change-caused-entire-ISLAND-Hawaii-disappear.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Researchers show where the world will run out of water
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6288317/Where-world-run-water-Research-shows-area-lose-water-climate-change.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

> Worst news ever! Australian beer prices are set to DOUBLE because of global warming
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6283735/Worst-news-Australian-beer-prices-set-DOUBLE-global-warming.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ito=1490&ns_campaign=1490

I really hate this talk about Climate change. China does not give a single fuck. Even if we become vegetables living on solar energy, and by miracle USA as well, they will continue to do what they are doing. Instead of introducing electrical cars, "10p bags" and meat taxes we should be focusing on sanctioning China - if they really want to tackle Climate Change and not just jew us. Prove me wrong, please.

"23 year old aspiring author, part time model and full time mother :) Single as a pringle!"

THE FUCKEN STATE OF WOMEN

Mornin to you lads

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Yes you did, and we saw it, and we have that as an argument.

Tory members =/ Tory MPs

OI MATE DON FACKIN CLOSE THA DOOR MATE YOURE UNDER CITIZENS ARREST FOR BEIN A FOOKIN NONCE CUNT. DON'T YA FACKIN TOUCH ME MATE OR I'LL DECK YA!

SHE'S 13 YEARS OLD MATE!! 13 FACKIN YEARS OLD. ME DAUGHTER'S THE SAME FACKIN AGE!

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Oi lads, yeh sen teh NORF FC match last noight? Fuckin bonkers in York

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True, but I still don't see it. Tell me how they won't lose next election if they fuck it up more than they already did.

I've seen absolute morons talk about our responsibility to the planet to not have anymore children. Of course they're only talking about evil white people. They're fucking insane and believe we're "killing the planet" and that its so scary and depressing. Mention China and they look at you funny and call you ignorant.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-46741161

Police rush to jail sports coach in a 1-1 relationship with young athlete (of legal age).

Meanwhile actual child-fucking gangs roam the streets in two dozen towns and cities in the UK for 2 decades... tens of thousands of girls abused, nothing but tumbleweeds from police and government. In fact their priority was to cover it up.

Really makes you think.

Just show them Beijing.

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The short answer is in the UK guns are banned. They are not actually banned, but if you try getting one you will have a wait of 6 months to a year and then likely be turned down unless you are a farmer.

However if you are a gangstanigger you just buy one from your gangsta m8 down the pub.

Thanks politicians.

I know, it's a pity you didn't tell them to shove it and refuse to vote again.

They didn't want to be viewed as racist.
Always remember that with any dealings with police.

>The coach - who disputed her account and denied any wrongdoing - was arrested and bailed, but the matter was dropped by police as no criminal offence was deemed to have been committed.

My mom says you are lying, she says those only happen in fantasy books like 1984, clockwork orange etc.
Climate is fake, economy is fine, ""UK"" DOES NOT EXIST!!

Ulster is rightful Irish territory

The crims always find tools.

I want a gun and a law to protect me from blowing someone into next week if they set foot in my house uninvited.
A law that if someone comes into your home uninvited between 11pm and 7am, you can open fire and no questions will be asked, especially if you have a wife and kids.

>and then likely be turned down u
If you are a member of a shooting club and don't have reccord of mental illness you are unlikely to be turned down

We'll sell it to them for a bag of Walkers

We are on our knee spiritually over here.
We do what they say

OI DAZ YA CHEEKY FUCKER HOLD THE CAMERA STRAIGHT

WE'RE 'ERE WIF T'NONCE HUNTER WIGAN DIVISION AND WE'RE EXPOSIN YER ARSE

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We cant afford to run the north. No thanks. Keep it

It's called 'stand your ground' or 'castle doctrine' in America. Emigrate my man...

Esh, decide already.

Isn't that the one where we got our demands or keeping our commissioner and a guarantee of neutrality? I voted no the first time and yes the second time. Got the exact result I wanted.

Im not economically viable. I would have to enter illegally if I planned to stay there long term.

But I wont rule it out, amerobro

Keep it. Enjoy!

YOU FUCKING TRAITOR

Cheers. Now stop using it as a bargaining chip in our Brexit disputes.

YOURE ERE TO MEET A 12 YEAR OLD CHILD AREN'T YA!? YOU DIRTY FACKING PEEDOFILE NONCE CUNT! DON'T DENY IT MATE WE'VE GOT THE TRANSCRIPTS. YOU SENT A PICTURE OF YA PEENIS TO A 12 YEAR OLD GERL!

Based Scouser here.

I live in the safest labour seat in the country.

Overwhelmingly voted remain despite the same economic issues which blight the rest of the norf

Don't consume brain washing media like the S*n, express and the mail.

What's your excuse?

I'll have a word with the higher-up's.

Can't believe we settled Brexit in a brit/pol/ thread.

He is British.

...

>joke about British Isles and how we are all British

>brown nipples

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I consider my culturally British

done deal. no post-planter post-colony tax like yous do with the African or pre-America. liberation.

See. He is a spastic.

The Virgin Neolithic Farmer verses the Chad Bell Beaker Raider

>He is a spastic.
Why? Because I consider myself culturally British?

british is more like a mental illness. or like when your dog throws up on your bed

>british is more like a mental illness. or like when your dog throws up on your bed
I wont insult your intelligence by suggesting you believe what you have just said

Bad news. Lads. My local Greggs manager says she's packing up shop after that cheeky wanker Macron breezed through her door and offered her a better life in Delice de France. HONHONHON

>STOOOOOOOOOOOOP GREGGSIIIIIIIIITTT!!!

They don't want to pay the bag, though. Not even (!) Prawn Cocktail. Sorry mate.

Yes.

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I think he was just running away from torches and yellow vests and just shouted something in French at her.

go on, what is your opinion on the matter?

well someone's got to take Ulster, and it's definitely not going to be the british

Is it true people were upset by vegan sausage rolls or was that fake news? Also that faggot piers Morgan was upset by them. He is such a proper lad isn't he? I love how he hates vegans but throws a fit if you hold up a Koran.

What my opinion? How bout you go fuck your mother? Thats my opinion

hardly an opinion now is it. try again, more eloquently

I don't see the problem, it's not like they were replacing them. More choices are good.
We don't do that here in England.

Would be terrible to have brown (non white) nipples wouldn't it? Japs know what's up.