Serious question how do I get laid quick in the US? Hookers here are illegal right but I need to bust a nut

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i get no matches on tinder, except the occasional obese latina

Research that site first, it looks sketch

>Hookers are illegal
Why should that stop you faggot? This is the internet age. They're extremely easy and safe to find online.

I'm in Santa Monica, California (West of L.A.) since this is the nice, rich area, west of Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Brentwood and Malibu adjacent; we get TONS of tourists. The chicks just go limp and wet as fuck as long as you have a British or Australian accent. Germans and Nordics do very well too, they don't have the same type of accent but tend to be good looking, tall, blonde and blue eyed, so they don't need the accent much. If you're British though, you can be kind of uggly and not very tall and still get laid. I'm told that it's much truer in the South and Midwest were it's a rarity. So yeah OP, acquire a British accent.

Dear God who is this

go for that
latina pussy spreads a special kind of feromone on your dick that'll make the rest go batshit crazy
you'll have donkeyface on top of you in no time

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Some pointers? Hate it when people say "Internet" without mentioning specific websites. It's like "Where'd you get that shirt?" "A store"

Grinder.

It's pheromone, Spainbro, we don't use the 'F' the same way you do.