They literally built this with ramps and pulleys. What have you done lately?

Nailed the 3-pointer to my trashcan across my room with my napkin ball you little bitchboi. Like the 4th time this week, I'm fucking unstoppable

>They literally built this with ramps and pulleys
We ended global slavery.
Jefferson helped with the Barbary scumbags
youtube.com/watch?v=2vFO0OlcE4Y

how do you even eat

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And who do you think taught the kangz about pulleys? Aliens who knew the proud melanin blessed peoples were the only ones who could be trusted with their knowledge

>What have you done lately?
just finished cooking some ramen... mmm tasty.

they're actually built under the stars and the interiors are used to produce acoustic harmonics. they hummed when water flowed through (used to be next to the nile)

respect

Aliens built that, dumbass. Now take a hike.

Also this

Well, I wasn't forced by a god-king to haul stone all day under the hot sun for a few leeks and garlic cloves.

Everlasting Niggers monument. If you whip a nigger he is able to build a pyramid. If you stop whipping nigger he is able to destroy things that were considered undestroyable.

lol noone goes hungry in Canada can you say the same about russia

>We ended global slavery.

Lol did we fuck

nobody was buried in the great pyramids

I pulled a 6 almost 7 figure annual income in 4 years. This occured because I got cheated on. I still havent found love. I am pouring money into transhumanist measures to paradigm shift the planet.

I just want to start a family, brothers.

Basic npc response.

(((they))) used elephants

They didn’t use ramps and pulleys that’s retarded. They floated the rocks up causeways built up the sides of the pyramid and placed them into position underwater

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

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Praying for you, bro.

they used the rafts as sleds to drag them when they reached ground

That's Indian.

Acktually the kangz used their black psychic powers to float the stones into place

we dont go hungry, we're physically unable to. but i dont think canada is in transhumanist state yet

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Then what happened to their psychic powers?

No ground needed, you could build causeways from the quarry to the nile and from the Nile to the construction site and all the way up the sides of the pyramids filled with water. floating the stones to where they needed to be with ease

Last time I tried to make half a million assorted jews and niggers stack rocks in the desert heat I got called a racist meanie on tumblr.

buy a $200 chinese SKS and some KD to complete the stereotype

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yeah, it's a shame the rivers didn't float up the pyramid genius

American education

not an argument. you just realized they had to maneuver them into position briefly on land.

Thanks. I hope you see me one day so I can give you hope for your life.

I thought the blocks were poured like cement.

we built roman empire

Something about Geometrics, Mathematics and Esoteric knowledge but everytime I post the kikes come out to start shilling some other theory so ill just leave it at that

:-)

>not realizing that's not the pyramids

I created the largest coal burner database known to man. I’m talking names, addresses, relatives, arrest history, phone numbers and even explicit videos. For each filthy deed a name attached to it, a Scarlett letter forever branding them and signaling any potential suitors that this right here....is a nigger loving whore. Too bad I will never be able to launch the website due to lack of funds, oh well..

What have they done lately?

Egypt was a colony of the Atlanteans the descendants of the original Humans after they were banished from Eden and God grew displeased with them them and sent the "flood" to cleanse the earth to start fresh with what eventually became Sumeria (the Hebrews tell the same stories i.e flood) but they denied god and were eventually destroyed but some repented and would eventually become the original Hebrews

youtube.com/watch?v=oDoM4BmoDQM&t=11s

youtube.com/watch?v=U5kEzxOb-3c&t=1s

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youtu.be/dup19cX6yXo
Watch this dindus, I know it’s hard for you to conceptualise things without moving pictures. Water lifts and multipul locks would be used to get the stones from ground level to the top

>built this with ramps and pulleys and slaves, lots and lots of slaves
How can you be for slavery OP, it's current year! Slavery is evil you nazi biggot!

>(((god)))

You must mean the demiurge.

no one has any idea how they were built, and I hope you're not one of billions who still ate jewish shit and believe palestinian arabs built them when they were jews.
Tell me you're not that stupid

>ramps and pulleys
It was built with the assistance of aliens
>inb4 HURR DUUUR CONSPIREY THOERIST
Fuck off

yeah I do actually Yaldaboath (YHWH) is the Chief of the Annunaki (archons/angels) literal ayy lmaos the Sumerians even admit it

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How do we kill the faggot demiurge?
I'm sick of it.

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>no one has any idea how they were built
they put rocks in a pile. that's why there's nothing special about the fact that many ancient civs independantly built pyramids - they're just the easiest fucking thing to build

>no one has any idea how they were built
You mean you have no idea how they were built.
We know perfectly well. Be sure to switch to the peace flag before you post more vapid bullshit.

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I built a deck today
Well the framing so far
Decking board go on next week

Might not be a pyramid but I’m definitely getting paid more than the slaves that built that

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This is retarded, the water would just flow down.

Thats literally a pyramid... What the fuck is so great about it.
>hurr durr, its a wonder these people could make a pyramid

idk bruh but I do believe were in the end times and something will be happening withing the next few years I believe the anti-christ (Jewsish Messiah) will appear around the 2020 elections

kek, no, the accuracy of the construction within goes beyond what simple middle eastern faggots were capable of. Palestinian Arabs have been in the region for five millennia but the pyramids of Egypt existed even before the Yonger-Dryas event which spawned the great floods and was probably caused by a comet strike that caused a global rain shower for a long time. The proof is the limestone around the pyramids, it's all pitted as if drills pierced holes into them but it was caused by constant rain. Another hint are the scablands in Washington where enough water passed through to create vorticies strong enough to power drill into the bedrock.
My long winded point is that the pyramids existed for a long, long time and the truth of their construction is most likely hidden in the Vatican vault after the Romans took the contents of the library of Alexandria and said they burned it in 30CE

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it's a giant tomb stone idk what's the achievement is

i fucked ur mum in the back of my car

Here are some actual books you can read on the topic of why Moses and the poor slave jews that built pyramids was all bullshit
T. Saeve-Soederbergh, in: Journal of Egyptian Archaeology, 37 (1951), 53–71
A.H. Gardiner, Egypt of the Pharaohs (1961), 155–73
S.R.K. Glanville (ed.), The Legacy of Egypt (1963), 219–21, M.A. Murray, The Splendour that was Egypt (1964), 26–32.
D. Redford, Egypt, Canaan and Israel in Ancient Times (1992)
D. Redford and J. Weinstein, in: ABD, 3:341–48 (extensive bibliography)
A. Rainey, in: BASOR, 295 (1994), 81–5
C. Redmount, in: BA, 58 (1995), 182–90
E. Oren (ed.), The Hyksos: New Historical and Archaeological Perspectives (1997) COS II, 5–7.
Also a short essay on the books if they're too much:
sites.google.com/site/ebreicredentiingesu/Home/hyksos-are-jews
archive.is/0Uvdr

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If I had thousands of slaves for hundreds of years I could build that too.

>a tomb
no bodies were ever found in any of them

tomb stone

youtube.com/watch?v=Ko-ZboCzR64&t=1s

nope, nothing like that, there are many theories though and none of them have anything to do with honoring the dead pharaohs

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>They literally built this with ramps and pulleys.
And slavery.

We could always bring back slavery.

i [helped] build the frame of a polytunnel, fuck yourself OP

rather pathetic how many still believe the bible is a historically accurate book, it never crosses their mind that what was written is all bullshit.
they call you all animals for that reason you know

>but jewish slaves build the pyramids goy
them fucking jews cant catch a break can they?

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More like with Ayylmaos

A testament to how good human pattern recognition can be, even when there are no patterns.

People dont actually take that seriously do they?

>the accuracy of the construction within goes beyond what simple middle eastern faggots were capable of
Bullshit they simply planned the footprint on the ground 1:1 and built up. Once the base is established the rest is easy to align. Surveying the sun's shadow and a plum line. You could do it with a high-school education if you had the patience.

what a load of shit

Tradesmen.

>built this with ramps and pulleys
[citation needed]

yeah it just convenient that that's the exact location of your pineal gland (third eye) just a weird coincidence

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>I jerk off six times a day and smoke alot of pot while collecting cheques from the goverment.

No work = no taxes = no war. Saving lives user

cheops-pyramide.ch/pyramid-building.html
[you are a faggot]

you probably think this is legit though, huh?

the funny part is Palestinians, Arabs and Bedouins were the first messianic jews but they didn't come up with the religion, it came about during the Hyksos dynasty who were most likely persians by ancestry, eg. edomites, hivites and kanites and brought upon the destruction of Egypt from within using that religion. Their descendants are the Jesuits and Black Nobility families who also call themselves jews but only because it comes with protection

No no no. Actual evidence that the ancient Egyptians actually had the pully as a technology.

no it's a load of shit too

It’s the best theory I’ve seen so far, all I want to see now is someone to float a tonne stone block and to see how much float material is needed for each stone. Only thing I find unplausible about it is the amount of float material they would of needed

Ancient Egyptians were aware of the solar system before they had a telescope, somehow they gained that knowledge and sadly the Vatican doesn't want to share how the ancients knew

Apart from your religious adam and eve bullshit, I do believe that Egypt among a few others were all that survived of a greater civilisation that collapsed after that greenland impact and flood. Aka 'Atlantis', too many Christian and New Age boobs that turn it into something mystical though.

You don't need a telescope in order to just see the stars at night. It's also not a pulley.

>the truth of their construction is most likely hidden in the Vatican vault after the Romans took the contents of the library of Alexandria and said they burned it in 30CE
>most likely

no, they're most likely just piles of rocks built by bored megalomaniacs with more slaves than they know what to do with

you do need a very powerful one to see neptune, uranus and pluto though, yet they knew.
A telescope is not a pulley, consider me learned, thank you scholar
shut the fuck up, dummy

Lol of course he's from the European island of Lesser Britain