Fake wind

In Portland Oregon. Wind just started blowing very hard out of nowhere. Went from zero wind to loud wind storm in literally 2 seconds. Aside from the normal sound of the wind, it sounds like there's a fucking fleet of big ass military cargo planes roaring around in the sky in the direction where the wind is coming from. I spend a lot of time outside here and have been out in many wind storms. The roaring sound is nothing like what a natural wind storm would sound like here.

I'm not saying there's an actual giant fan up in the sky but definitely something weird is happening. HAARP shit or something. Are there any conspiracies about fake wind? This is not normal.

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man made or not, weather's definitely changing.

that's called Weather, op

post proof or get out

i live in NY
The night of the blue lights in nyc the trumpets of god were playing

youtu.be/VkKq-GARo5A
OP they out there manipulating weather and junk

that was just a transformer overload at a power substation

you dumb fuck, you live next to the ocean, it does this every fucking night

Portlandfag here. Bull Mountain without power

>Portlandfag here
>Bull Mountain
imagine that

p-town rider checking in. confirm sudden wind. still blowing. please jebus to not lose power. do not confirm any jets or weird sounds. trash bins did roll down street however. OP likely faggot.

Bend here. Fucking crazy wind man. Wicked. I left a bar and got in my car, saw a homeless dude as I was driving down the street, stopped to give him my brand new sleeping bag. I thought about how cold he must be, then a fucking heap of cardboard smacked my passenger window and scared the shit out of me.

Pioneer Square's weather machine is the featured article on wikipedia today. Coincidence?

How many times do we have to tell you, the End is nigh?!

God is trying to wake you up!

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lol. fucking assholes can't help themselves. Thanks for the info user. I knew it wasn't normal.

Why the hell do I post here lol

record the shit and post a link

Local weather report or gtfo

I just took my recorder outside and made a recording. It's hard to tell how weird it really sounds from the recording because you can't tell how far away it sounds like the roar sound is coming from IRL and how loud it would have to be to have that volume relative to the wind sound from the trees right around me, but i'll try to find the best part of the recording where you can hear what I'm talking about. People will LOL and say it's just the sound of wind and I'm a retard but it definitely isn't, and it's really obvious if you're actually here. gimme a minute

Curiously waiting

Super powerful sudden and odd but in the forecast for this evening/overnight so not out of nowhere.

Here's the recording
clyp.it/vhkfli5s

It's the background roar that sounds like airplanes, not the wind sound. As I said here you may not be able to tell how weird this actually sounds IRL from the recording and will probably just say I'm retarded but I guarantee you it does not sound normal IRL. You can tell at points as the volume of the wind changes relative to the roar how loud the roar is, and that the roar is separate from the wind. The roar is lower (not the very very low sub bass bumps that happen in a couple spots, that's just the wind hitting the microphone, I tried to minimize it as much as possible), it sounds like a bunch of airplanes that just don't go away. It's been going on for the entire time the wind has been going on so it's not just an actual airplane.

Is it really so far fetched? Do you really think we don't have the ability to heat the atmosphere or seed the clouds??

>Bend here...stopped to give him my brand new sleeping bag

Sounds right

lol

Salem here too. Did come out of no where here too. I had to go outside to listen earlier I thought an epileptic was playing drums down the street

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Is it a storm or wat??

>Wind just started blowing very hard out of nowhere
It's called a gust, user. Might wanna get your head checked.

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You see wind is caused by pressure differences in the atmosphere. What you expedience is probably a low pressure system moving in and causing a change in wind.

Given that you also seem to have some rain in the area it makes this even more likely.

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DUDE
north central america here
last night i started hearing a loud rumble noise, as if it was aircraft taking off. but it didnt sound like commericial jets it sounded like huge military cargo planes or something, and the strange thing is the noise lasted way longer than it should've for takeoffs, i was smoking a cig and i was so confused because i havent really ever heard such a strange noise before
i believe the wind may have picked up but it seem like it at the time

WTF!! I'm in Oregon and it was so weird I filmed it, it was earlier though. I can convert to webm hang on

You want weird? Look at western ny. There are parts that are seemingly always protected from severe weather. There could be massive storms all around but select areas never get anything

It's climate change, when the greenhouse effect increases a larger amount of warm air accumulates, when this air cools it pushes down from the atmosphere and creates harsh winds.

>fake wind
is there a level below 'retarded'? because you've just qualified for that.
learn how pressure and temperature are related, then read up on our planet's various ecosystems and they contribute to the weather.

A WIND JUST FLEW BY MY HOUSE

I'm in Tigard, can confirm the plane sounds. Weird thing is I usually dozens of planes fly over from pdx. Didn't see a single or for 10 mind while I heard the plane sounds. Plane sounds died down and then it went right back to heavy air travel from pdx. That was noticeably odd.

the earth is windy 4ight now because solar flares. it maybe brings us the 8ce age we are waiting

>because you've just qualified for that.
I was just walking on a trail then it started up then got bad then went away.

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this, for fucks sake there's been a warning on every weather app since this afternoon....

Damn sorry for the phone post. Have Tigard tits.

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Your digits freak me out man.....

Kys for that picture tho

Vantucky reporting in. Wind knocked out power where I'm at, have had to resort to shitposting on my phone.

Friend of mine down there just posted on FB saying she saw a green flash. Stay safe!

Haha all I had. The digits before make up for it.
I don't think the wind was created but the plane sounds above could be them taking advantage of the windstorm that they knew was coming.

Portland international airport is home to an reserve Air Force Base. There's the national guard and Marine reserve there too. JBLM(huge army/air Force base) is like 30 min away by jet as well. Military aircraft is something you get used to. I used to live in Portland.

The pnw has crazy weather. I'm not in Portland rn, somewhere else in Washington, but glacial winds can sweep down from the Cascades and bring ice storms. So extreme winds is not out of the ordinary at all.

I'm in SW Portland. A tree fell on a house a few blocks down the street. Still have power.

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Aleutians here, we sent you a storm - you’ll be getting about three of them this week.

Right, that's why I know what the grey jets sound like, but it's not the grey jets because it's been going on for an hour.

This made me laugh so hard I pooped
thank (you)

Itt: OP looked outside once

Haha.Haha ha haha. Kys user

>fake winds
Kek'd

>island nigger

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Ramblin Rod, Tom Peterson (And Gloria too!) run the Oregon chapter of the Illuminati.

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Right, I'm out in Gresham and there was a HUGE wind storm bro

I literally just went inside, though I was out for a walk

ah-ha

it was predicted a day ago

oregonlive.com/weather/2019/01/portland-weather-calls-for-high-winds-potential-thunderstorm-early-sunday.html

Imagine being a native american, without buildings to go into, living out here

fuck, that'd be crazy

Damn bro, I swear the girls out in Beaverton/Tigard...I definitely have some sticky stories with those females

Let's face it, bitches

East side of portland>>Washington county

>IT'S REAL

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Machine


WHAT
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!

>this thread

are /pol really this retarded

hey guys, i just heard about this "wind" thing
apparently its been around for a while
there's even a wikipedia page about it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wind

apparently its this thing that happens and children are usually taught about it when they are young and experience it from infancy unless their parents are shit or the kids are retarded and don't learn or have to stay inside all their lives

btw full all of you, you are all fucking retards

The weather is literally always changing

Holy fuck thought if was just me.
My lower went out, and I saw lightning hit the same area 3 fucking times.
Some war of the world's shit.
In Multnomah.

Did you hear the weird roaring/airplane sounds?

>falling for the wind Jew

gullible NPC faggot