>my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"
>my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"
>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
Americans
K
t. potato newfaggot
quality post
Get a job you useless faggot
>doesn’t mfw with american character/personality
ya dun goofed, newfag
my face when Brits think they're white...
>ceiling-bright
ironic seeing as Americans call the pavement a 'sidewalk' which is just replacing the actual word with something descriptive instead
DO EUROPEANS REALLY DO THAT??
I heard in Switzerland if i have Mustard, Women will sleep with me because of how much they love it. Or ranch in germany.
FUCKING EUROS REALLY DO THAT?
What the fuck?
How
What, if you have mustard women in Switzerland will give you peepee friction pleasure for free?
does it have to be the French kind or can you get away with using the English kind?
Strictly american mustard baby
This is a good thread bump
t. mutt
>mfw an American wore a custom tailored suit, attracted beautiful women, was tall and good looking, ate healthy food and drank water, had good hygiene, smelled great, was fit and muscular, excelled at sports, was confident, had many friends, had perfect white teeth, was intelligent, made great conversation, had a great job and a large sum of money, was fearless, treated his European counterparts with respect no matter how obnoxious they were, was current with the latest technology, followed the world news, had a rather large penis, had great leadership capabilities, enjoyed good sports, had good skin and hair, was polite, tipped well, was a role model, saved his European counterparts in war, drove a nice car, was active in his community, donated his time and effort for those less fortunate, researched before forming a political opinion, had a wide selection of music ranging from free form jazz, classic rock, tasteful rap, blues, and other respectable genres, called objects by the correct terminology, was at low risk for heart disease and diabetes, had the perfect balance of rugged masculinity with modern style, walked with good posture, has good joints, lived by his actions and not his words, had good eyesight, learned about a wide array of cultures throughout the world, was charming, treated everyone who he met as a respected human being, told someone to have a good day, and drove on the correct side of the road near me
lol funny, but this is old pasta from /b/
OI
YOU WOULDN'T DARE
STEAL MEMES?
WULD YA?
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Is that Mr Bean on Grove street?
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so I can just add water
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Kill it.
