Stand up, there you go. You were dreaming. What's your name?

"Adolf Ur welcomes you, Mahmūd , my old friend. But to this place where destiny is made. Why have you come unprepared?"

Back to Morroshit with you darkie

Ooga booga dark elf keepin da nord man down we wuz emprahs n sheeit nmsayin?

I've heard this intro so many times because I can't even into Morrowind

Fuck off Todd

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Dat racist dark elf witch she sto' mah pants. I was finna give her dis BNC. Imma fuck dat witch up.

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tag personality and everyone will like you when you get off the boat. it gives you a base 55 reputation with everyone except for redoran and telvanni.

If the Dunmer are muslims why would the meditations of Vivec include a book where Molag Bal fucks him up the ass?

Oh fuck they really are muslims.

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First stop : Dren plantation

ARGONIAN MASTER RACE ESE

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>All that coming from a swede
Anyway this gave me an apology to po st youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M

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Fun story

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>syrian
>white

sides into orbit

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Dagoth Ur did nothing wrong

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They deserve to be called the N word

ALL OUTLANDERS MUST FUCKING HANG
DESTROY THE (((HLAALU)))
KILL THE FALSE GODS
DESTROY THE GLOBALIST EMPIRE
LONG LIVE RESDAYN

PRAISE NEREVAR!
HAIL LORD DAGOTH!!!
HAIL VICTORY!!!

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Also remember that one of the few times Vivec got fucked was when he crossed a redguard

kek

death to N’wah!

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I could see this happening. Also, Breton master race reporting in, mutt pride tamriel wide!

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DEATH TO N'WAHS

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Go a bit past Caius Cosades and you won't be able to stop playing. It starts slow though.

>tfw the game never allowed you to team up with Dagoth Ur and drive the n'wah from Morrowind

الاسلام دين ارهاب وقتل وانا لا احب الاسلام ابدا
الاسلام هو مافيا تتستر خلف امرأة جميلة تصلي
يموت الاسلام يموت

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play it drunk and really try to get immersed in the chaos and strategies. It’s so absurd that it’s amazing.

White guys get to experience the annoyance of racism. Like damn man I am saving your shitty island and you still tell me to get out of the way. fucking guards.

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Bretons are the master race.

Hard boss fight.

Muslims have toilets???

But that's not what Dagoth Ur wanted. He wanted to spread the blight through Morrowind to make more corprus abominations and trumpet faces. Then, using his army of those and a finished Akulakhan, he wanted to make his own pan-Tamrielic empire, steadily using the blight to increase his ranks as he went. He is one of the false gods just as much as the Tribunal are. House Hlaalu is his puppet house, they're controlled by the Camonna Tong, which are controlled by him. He and the other false gods killed Resdayn, first by convincing Nerevar to go to war with Dumac, then by using Kagrenac's tools to become gods. The Septim Dyanasty was a boon for Morrowind, not only keeping them sovereign despite being a part of the empire, but also keeping the false gods in check and eventually creating the circumstances by which all of them(except maybe Vivec) would be cast down.

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nigger i did this in 2015 and i wasted 20 minutes looking for pics and shopping shit. here is the down scaled version

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If you maybe do some things other than sit around the corner club sipping mazte like idk join a faction and increase your reputation then maybe the guards will stop calling you scum, scum

>Arch-Mage Tyronius asked me to find out what happened to the Wypipo. Unfortunately, he didn't give me much information to go on. I'm not sure if he was serious.

Wait is are there other things to do besides sit in the corner club sipping mazte?

rare

>try to start playing morrowind
>equip spear and effortlessly kill everything by max ranging
>lose interest and uninstall

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I love this quest so much.
>Actually find out what happened to the dwemer, from the last living dwemer
>Trebonius is such an incompetent fuck that he barely even cares
>Random n'wah a few months fresh off the boat makes the historical discovery of the era alongside one of the most talented Telvanni but it gets glossed over because the Mage's Guild couldn't fire this one douche

>be imperial
>young scholars protest how we stole indigenous land from the Aldmer
>crime rate all time high from one race, redguard pirates
>give millions of septims to the (((Bretons))) against terrorist Orcs
>Altmer buying up land in Cyrodiil, their nation quickly becoming rich and powerful
>Nords bring in tons of Dunmer refugees into their nation, civil unrest continues
>because of humanitarian aid, Argonian birthrates are skyrocketing
>a horde of Khajiits are coming up from the southern border, elder council refuses to dig into the treasury to build a ghostgate
>mfw the center of Tamriel is dying

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For people who aren't scum, yeah

>Aldmer and Imperials existing at the same time
>Not using Khajiit as the pirate race even though their cultural views on property make them the best analog
>Implying Bretons are Jews when the Imperial racial bonus is being able to find more septims in loot than any other race
>Implying Orcs are terrorists when they just want an ethnostate like everyone else can have
>Implying the Altmer bought their conquest of Cyrodiil and didn't win it in the Great War
>Implying the Grey Quarter is tons of refugees, even though the Red Year was 200 years before Skyrim took place and most of the Dunmer in the Grey Quarter are literally the exact same Dunmer that came there 200 years prior
>Implying the Argonians need help from literally anyone else in their own lands when they're the only ones who can thrive in those lands
>Implying the Khajiit care enough about anywhere but Elsweyr enough to do anything but send trade caravans out of it
But yeah you're right that Cyrodiil may not exist in TES VI. Which is fine, the Medes need to show that they're as capable as the Remans or Septims or GTFO

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>knowing about the lore is shilling
I mean you're right, I'm shilling for not being a fucking lorelet who projects his hatred of feminazis onto every random bandit in Skyrim

Begone fetcher

>the assassination of Nerevar Indoril by the coward Vivec

Coward isn't the word I'd use to describe the Tribunal, they were betrayers but definitely visionaries. Same with Dagoth Ur. Doesn't mean any of them didn't deserve death, though.

YOU N'WAH! YOU WILL SUFFER GREATLY!

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It was originally planned but scraped due to time. It was a BS you couldn't join him after killing vivec and upgrading wraithguard.

t. Xzindar Xavious of Nightwind

N'wahh

You ain't a true Nord.

hahahHAHA
bump

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Same, tbqh.