PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DANCE MOVES EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump: Text "BORDER" to 88022 1/5/19
youtu.be/8FU9_EI_VN4
>Pres Trump comments upon returning to WH 1/6/19
youtu.be/-O-XYKNzLmY
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 1/6/19
youtu.be/sU8QyHg7tS8
>OMBDir Mulvaney on (((Fake News))) 1/6/19
youtu.be/xlp875pzguQ
>NSA Bolton Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 1/6/19
youtu.be/SXLXUhkiNt8
>NSA Bolton Visits Western Wall 1/6/19
dvidshub.net/video/653551/
>PressSec Sarah on FoxNewsSun 1/6/19
youtu.be/Rf0cvSTMz_s
>KAC on JudgeJeanine 1/5/19
youtu.be/pyGMDUXihvc
>GOPAd: Thank You President Trump 1/4/19
youtu.be/NfxDkyjQxSw
>Pres Trump/VP Pence Statement on Govt Shutdown 1/4/19
youtu.be/SXCdsqKtXzs
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 1/4/19
c-span.org/video/?456677-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 1/4/19
youtu.be/EwOwJL4grcs
>DepPressSec Gidley outside WH 1/4/19
c-span.org/video/?456680-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on Bloomberg 1/4/19
youtu.be/lni8Nm4lOOQ
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 1/4/19
youtu.be/SWy4nsFxyUk
youtu.be/GNkLIwB-iAI
youtu.be/tiLCYTBJ7Kw
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 1/4/19
youtu.be/MlZ4ussE4yU
>FEDChair Powell @AEA Roundtable 1/4/19
youtu.be/okAIf5-BDAQ
>Lara Trump on FBN 1/4/19
youtu.be/cDEld4uJPC4
>WH Press Brief (Pres Trump/Sarah/NBPC/CBP) 1/3/19
youtu.be/15h8DecnOJk

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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MAGA

TINK TINK TINK


HAPPY 2919 FOR NEW AMRRICA SNSS

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they love to 'fact-check' everything

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AWOO!

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>RHEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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>il ne sait pas francais
combien triste!

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it's coming faggots
>but it's concrete chinese style wall
you are a faggot

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> 2919
Lay off teh booze Finn

>Actually the net immigration to the UK before the EU was 50k a year, it then peaked at 320k after Bliar, Cameron & May had finished only for it to dip to "only" 200k recently due to Brexit. If EU migration cannot be stemmed then certainly other migration cannot as the EU is a tiny amount of the world population
Romania joined the EU in 2007 user. The day after those fucking gypsies spread through all of the fucking continent, including britain and Portugal

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>they love to 'fact-check' everything

It's their version of "I reject your facts!"

Chinese was not concrete too tho. Mud and bricks IIRC

...

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dang I had one ready to go can I do next? it's already locked and loaded. btw thx baker.

>but it's not concrete chinese style wall
fag

>gimme a I

>gimme a M

>gimme a P

>gimme a A

>gimme a C

>gimme a H

>gimme a E

>gimme a M

>gimme a N

>gimme a T


What's that spell?

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>dang I had one ready to go can I do next? it's already locked and loaded. btw thx baker.
Yes, it's yours user. I baked on a pinch, make sure to make it good one.

Thanks for offering

They're all too unlikable.

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Impachement

soon

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this is happening

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enough with the memes

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>IT'S REAL
twitter.com/SenSchumer/status/1081761565173600258
The shitposter-in-chief

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It's different. It's "you came to the wrong conclusion and we can't have that". Facts are irrelevant.

He is coming

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lunatic?

You wanted a wall, here it is

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it doesn't matter
whatever trump does, msm and haters will say it is bad

god bless president trump and the american people

Soon Drumpf will have to answer for his crimes

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Are Catalans even human?

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>the left can only follow memes made by the right
SO SAD

Prototypes in San Diego were a mix of concrete, still and "other" material that was neither of the two. It was never going to be a 2000 mile long concrete wall. That was Ann's delusion that everyone jumped on the bandwagon to support. CBP has told Congress and Trump the style of barrier and walls it wanted and that's what it'll take shape ass. Speaking of Ann, she's never going to change her tweet about updates on border construction. She only would if it's literally was 2000 miles and concrete. You know it to be true.

it is, at least meme worthy before the shills wake up. one question: last time, when I did a 911 bake, someone told me about the links from the paste bin what should I know again? remember, I only do this in a pinch and i don't want to wast my golden post.

the left cant me-

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This is what trump is doing, its disgusting

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>Are Catalans even human?

Unknown, I filter that meme flag.

-me.
You should learn to finish your sentences.

Sure the eastern Europeans added to the problem, the EU expanding & it should never have progressed from a trade only organisation (namely the EEC). Bliar & Mandelsohn (yes a fucking kike) social engineered over 1 million immigrants from Europe to lower UK wages & prevent UK workers from getting those jobs

what crimes?

Reminder that Futaba is best gril and I am baking. Once. ONCE.
well maybe twice, who knows.

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you seriously still believe in the Russian collusion conspiracy theory?

memeflags are just faggots

I got a new shirt

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>Canada gone
>Mexico gone
Imagine the paradise that would be.

> HERE FOLKS, NEED YOUR BOIS HELP
> Pastaleaf needs not apply, this is off limits faggot.
Here is the rundown
> was telling white about "Icosahedron"
> "what's that?!"
> Do you know those D20 dice?
> "No? What's a D20?"
> Did you really never see any dice with a number of sides different than six?
> "No, I didn't"
> Well, back in the days I used to play D&D and there was all of these different sided dice: D4, D12, D20
> "What's D&D"
"Oh, boy", I said to myself. Then I explained what's RPG in general is and what D&D in particular used to be and
> SHE FUCKING LOVED THE IDEA
Now i have to prepare a solo adventure for her and DM it but I don't play it for more than a decade so I don't even know where to start. People floated "Pathfinder" but I don't know what's that so I'm torn between D&D 3.5 or AD&D 2nd edition unless someone explain pathfinder advantage to me
> WELL?
Anyone can push me in the right direction?

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Thanks for doing your thing m8

Fair enough

Thanks for baking, what happened to hiki?

if you are using the most updated paste

baby

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IMPEACH

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That's the globe we used in high school.

orang bad

Wut?!?

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If I were drumpf I would listen to Meuller

>enough with the memes
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

>drumpf is a retarded baby
>drumpf is literally Hitler
>drumpf is gay with putin and Kim
>drumpf is a traitor liar
You're right, they cant meme. Literally every single meme is one of those.
Every single one

TRUNOFAGS BTFI

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to be honest, I did STEM, and I'd put current dyson sphere tech above that. I don't get it. Well, that's not true; I do. but it is a psychological contagion.

leddit waking up to the lugenpresse

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Now thats a great meme

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Oh nevermind, broken fan just saw.

Lad, what are you talking about? You should leave it to somehow who knows what they're doing if you don't know how to use the pastebin.

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Finally her nudes are leaked

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Oh yeah, hes orange, forgot about that piece of profound intellectualism

What happened to Maine?

cute

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Just like the Republicans for 8 years, only good for the dying MSM who have been living on fumes for 2 years

I'm doing next
if after that, I must
I might do bad, last time I did well
I do this as a state of emergency

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NBC News opinion
>Discarded even if it makes no sense whatsoever.

I guess the diaper is full

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>We'll nuke them if they don't give their guns up
said the faggot representative before trying to do massive damage control

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>White male in his 40's

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what sub(normal)reddit?

"walls can't stop a nuke goy"
t. swalwell

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That you Polska?

I am.
despite my few responses it would seem the AI knows too, I've reached captcha levels never yet seen lads. In just a handful of posts.

So you're just doing one? Just use the pastebin and don't fuck it up then. Ask me if you have any specific question and don't know what you're doing.

How long until EBT runs out?

i wana see the grrls.

and if dt danced like that,

he'd hav a heart attack -- pity

wow

>one question: last time, when I did a 911 bake, someone told me about the links from the paste bin what should I know again
Here is the quick and dirty

> open pastebin.com/nygxu29R
> copy the raw content
> open > click "Start a new thread"
> paste the pastebin content at the "Comment" area
> In the last line, paste the id of the previous thread (in the case of the current one, it would become prev >> 198936097, without the space between >> and the id)
> choose an appropriate image
> choose an appropriate subject in the following format
> /ptg/ President Trump General - edition
> wait until this thread gets to 280 and remind people you are baking
> wait until this thread gets to 295 and submit it
> post the link in the current thread

Not hard, hard to fuck up, people fucks up all the time so don't sweat on it if you get it wrong. In the next thread you either remind people you are still baking or you tell people you need someone else to continue. IN this case when someone asks to bake you confirm you are passing bakership to said person, usually first to ask.

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I'm tired of watching you fail, I'll let you in on a secret of memetics. It has to be unpredictable to gain traction.

I'll bake after you do one if you want, just let me know.

Cmon thing from jewgle

the main news subreddit, full of normies

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day of the rake postponed one day

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this!! so much this!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>the EU expanding & it should never have progressed from a trade only organisation (namely the EEC).
AMEN! Even Greece was a stretch, they fucking cooked the books to be accepted

it's already done. just waiting to post atm.
if there are any special instructions let me know, otherwise the prior 911 was an anomaly that I managed to fix

>You should leave it to somehow who knows what they're doing if you don't know how to use the pastebin.
Nah, see , I'll be on backup if something goes wrong but the more bakers the merrier

Trump needs to learn!!!!!!

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navy! stop hating women !

already done.
good.
wanted to check.
I am unbelievably thorough and want to check for any mis-steps.

this whole thread now

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navy! stop hating women ! !

Sounds good, how many did you want to do you think?

Well thanks, the state.

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Please don't namefag for no reason in this thread thank you.