PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - PATTON RETURNS EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE twitter.com/POTUS_Schedule
WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump: Text "BORDER" to 88022 1/5/19
youtu.be/8FU9_EI_VN4
>Pres Trump comments upon returning to WH 1/6/19
youtu.be/-O-XYKNzLmY
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 1/6/19
youtu.be/sU8QyHg7tS8
>OMBDir Mulvaney on (((Fake News))) 1/6/19
youtu.be/xlp875pzguQ
>NSA Bolton Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 1/6/19
youtu.be/SXLXUhkiNt8
>NSA Bolton Visits Western Wall 1/6/19
dvidshub.net/video/653551/
>PressSec Sarah on FoxNewsSun 1/6/19
youtu.be/Rf0cvSTMz_s
>KAC on JudgeJeanine 1/5/19
youtu.be/pyGMDUXihvc
>GOPAd: Thank You President Trump 1/4/19
youtu.be/NfxDkyjQxSw
>Pres Trump/VP Pence Statement on Govt Shutdown 1/4/19
youtu.be/SXCdsqKtXzs
>PressSec Sarah outside WH 1/4/19
c-span.org/video/?456677-1/
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 1/4/19
youtu.be/EwOwJL4grcs
>DepPressSec Gidley outside WH 1/4/19
c-span.org/video/?456680-1/
>NECDir Kudlow on Bloomberg 1/4/19
youtu.be/lni8Nm4lOOQ
>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 1/4/19
youtu.be/SWy4nsFxyUk
youtu.be/GNkLIwB-iAI
youtu.be/tiLCYTBJ7Kw
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 1/4/19
youtu.be/MlZ4ussE4yU
>FEDChair Powell @AEA Roundtable 1/4/19
youtu.be/okAIf5-BDAQ
>Lara Trump on FBN 1/4/19
youtu.be/cDEld4uJPC4
>WH Press Brief (Pres Trump/Sarah/NBPC/CBP) 1/3/19
youtu.be/15h8DecnOJk

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MAGA

MOMMY

AWOO~

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14 shills in the last thread, not counting meme flags.

Totally ineffective.

They literally are our slaves and playthings! And so angry!!!

BLOCKS YOUR WALL

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THE STEEL WALL WILL LET MIGRATING MONARCH BUTTERFLIES THROUGH
IF THE DEMOCRATS TURN IT DOWN TRUMP NEEDS TO HOLD A RALLY MOCKING THEM FOR HATING BUTTERFLIES, COMPLETE WITH MOCKING BUTTERFLY HAND GESTURES

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Cocaine Mitch won't let them come to the floor.

BUILD
THE
FENCE

BUILD
THE
FENCE

BUILD
THE
FENCE

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MAGA
Bbbrrrraaaapppppp

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Text "BORDER" to 88022 and vote to SECURE THE BORDER

Bears 9 - Eagles 10
Watching on TV so I don't have link

How hot would the steel get in summer?

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>THE STEEL WALL WILL LET MIGRATING MONARCH BUTTERFLIES THROUGH
I got a cap of a story about all the species that will be inconvenienced if a wall is put up, but can't find
anyone got it?

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It's the winner of the prototype comp user, stop shitting up the thread

[–]zeeper25

144 points 5 hours ago
Rand Paul and Lindsey Graham...
Something fishy (kompromat) happened to turn these otherwise anti-Putin, anti-Trumper's into Russian loving, Trump loving sycophants...
Imma guess it is kompromat, either by Russian/NRA campaign finance violations, or there was something something in their emails from the RNC server that the Russians had hacked, and notified them they were in possession of...
Whatever it is, it has to be good, and by good I mean illegal and ugly. Rumors of an affair between Mr. Graham and another Republican (male) Senator have also been floated...

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>>KAC on JudgeJeanine 1/5/19
>audio only

Damn it.

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Rbg is too old and stupid to serve on the supreme court
RETIRE

Literally blowing smoke up her ass.

Fuck the bears, that is all

>earfcake signs be racis n shit

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Are you sure they wouldn't get fried to a crisp like all those birds that fly over solar plants?

>How hot would the steel get in summer?

Depends on how reflective it is. Could get too hot to handle at times during the summer.

bears win superb owl

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AWOO Y'ALL!

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No wall will too. Think I discovered a logic flaw.

Please don't advertise here.

It behooves the DNC to have their potential voters angry.

However they are slowly killing them because of the raised and prolonged exposure to cortisol inside their own voters. Leading to low immune system and so knees and even death.

And meanwhile we're here all calm and comfy and stuff

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BURRRRRRRRRS

>Are you sure they wouldn't get fried to a crisp like all those birds that fly over solar plants?

I thought it was the wind farms that killed birds. Bird choppers.

>ID: H8

Appropriate.

Pretty sure. They could just fly over the walls too but that's not as good on the persuasion front.

15 b- 10 s
9 minutes to go. 4 qt

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Burrs just scored
16-10

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Niggerball and butterflies are gay

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So knees = low health. Fucking auto correct

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15 10 get it right

I like your hat

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just wait a minute and oh fuck nevermind

Phoneposters will be baked in ovens.

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MAGA

You could convince me football is gay, but I dare you to find something more heterosexual than a butterfly: a creature that lives off alcoholic flower juice to power it's desire to mate.

>Niggerball
Yes.

>and butterflies
No.

latimes.com/local/california/la-me-solar-bird-deaths-20160831-snap-story.html
>A macabre fireworks show unfolds each day along I-15 west of Las Vegas, as birds fly into concentrated beams of sunlight and are instantly incinerated, leaving wisps of white smoke against the blue desert sky.
>Workers at the Ivanpah Solar Plant have a name for the spectacle: "Streamers."
>And the image-conscious owners of the 390-megawatt plant say they are trying everything they can think of to stop the slaughter.
>Federal biologists say about 6,000 birds die from collisions or immolation annually while chasing flying insects around the facility's three 40-story towers, which catch sunlight from five square miles of garage-door-size mirrors to drive the plant's power-producing turbines.

First two discord monkeys ITT

/CPnYuRsx/
/FqUz3bkh/

>Trump has to scrounge words like barrier and slats on a dictionary to avoid telling everyone its a fence

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it's over drumpfy. the racist electoral college wont save you now!

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Catching monarch caterpillars and raising them in captivity until they transform and fly off southward is a great way to teach little kids about several aspects of biology, and handegg shitposting is fun. Stop being a nigger.

thanks, I grew it myself!

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Perhaps we should follow the Border Patrol’s advice? That is assuming they know more about the subject matter than you or me.

Rand Paul and Lindsey Graham...

Something fishy (kompromat) happened to turn these otherwise anti-Putin, anti-Trumper's into Russian loving, Trump loving sycophants...

Imma guess it is kompromat, either by Russian/NRA campaign finance violations, or there was something something in their emails from the RNC server that the Russians had hacked, and notified them they were in possession of...

Whatever it is, it has to be good, and by good I mean illegal and ugly. Rumors of an affair between Mr. Graham and another Republican (male) Senator have also been floated...

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>nerdy white guy was actually based all along
progressive is /ourcompany/

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First 3 discord monkeys

/CPnYuRsx/
/FqUz3bkh/
/BoJciiyy/

Depends on the temperature, weather, and reflection of it. If everything is just right you may need gloves to handle it.

They could send a million shills and it still wouldn't stop the truth from coming out. If you find yourself in a thread and completely outnumbered- don't give up- be the one voice of reason in the thread and everyone will remember your ideas and forget the shilling.

Oddly- the shills give us low-level targets to easily beat and give us lots of wins. If there were real Democrat voters in these threads we would have to work a lot harder.

Yikes!

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

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>Take the clip of Trump dancing to Hotline Bling for SNL
>Post it to Twitter with images of Drake with his underage girlfriend and other damning stuff toward Drake
>Make a big fuss and say Trump is a pedophile because he danced to Drake's song "knowing full well" that Drake was a pedophile

>Watch anti-Trumpers on Twitter throw a shitfit at Trump for being a pedophile
>Watch them eat eachother alive because black people and rich white liberals fucking love Drake

What do you think of this plan, Jow Forums?

wew lad

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>golden globes live tonight at 8pm
Who's ready for a "FUCK TRUMP" rally?

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What the fuck is wrong with Q moms?

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AWOO. I BETTER NOT SEE A TOMBOY OUT BEFORE MIDNIGHT.

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Please don't promote larpshit here, this thread has nothing to do with larpshit.

Maki wants a word with you

youtube.com/watch?v=LBFosOw5YNM

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Butterflies are literally trannies, they transform from larva male to butterfly shemale. Der 4 gay

>naacp is a government program
How much do you want to bet it is still being funded right now.

>golden globes live tonight at 8pm
>Who's ready for a "FUCK TRUMP" rally?

It will have shit ratings again this year.

Monika is best girl

youtube.com/watch?v=KpV_xL2FrGA

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Not a damned thing I can tell

How large are the gaps in the steel barrier designs? are they narrow enough a newborn baby can't be slid through to the other side?

Let’s all go awoooooooo’n faggots in my awoooooooooooo fag wagon! We can all play dolls and stuff and talk about how cute we are. It will be so special!

I don't understand why they don't just give Trump his money, it's a pitifully small amount in the grand scheme of things, there's no excuse.

Do it user

>naacp is a government program
>How much do you want to bet it is still being funded right now.

NAACP isn't government, although I'm sure they manage to siphon off from block grants and such.

this is going to be fun how many memes can be made from the woman who thanked her husband for attending the live stream in his own house

They don't want him to have any kind of wins leading up to the 2020 election so they can D/C his base by stating he didn't fulfill his promises

It's pretty simple

I'M GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD

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>Biden likely to make decision on 2020 run within next two weeks: report

thehill.com/homenews/campaign/424096-biden-likely-to-make-decision-on-2020-run-within-next-two-weeks-report

I hope he runs. Half the Democratic party at this point won't even vote for him no matter what he says or does simply because he is a FUCKING WHITE MALE. The irony is that in the past he would be the best candidate for the democrats but since half the party is now anti-white he will lose half the vote right there.

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Only 8% of libtards support a wall. Their revolting base would revolt.

I fail to see the purpose in paying attention to such predictable, insipid drivel.

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Wanna see my thread yesterday where I pretended to be a woman here on pol and convinced a bunch of anons using this pic?

kek archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/198859747/#198859747

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the only thing they can do is obstruct so they do it
otherwise their voters would come to hate them and they'd be replaced by somebody else

Don't know, but if they are narrow enough that a newborn could fit through you'd have to be retarded to think to do that.
Easiest meal a coyote could ask for.

What's stopping them?
>Hint: Because leaving the US for anywhere else in the world is just dumb.

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Don't have measurements but they look pretty close. The one the camera is in front of was the winner. Seen from the angle in the pic, it looks solid.

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>I like alcohols as do you

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the wall will be tall of course, but how far underground does it go? tunneling is an issue.

>are they narrow enough a newborn baby can't be slid through to the other side?
an important consideration.

Shoot invisible waves at them. 5G should do the trick.

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>Half the Democratic party at this point won't even vote for him no matter what he says or does simply because he is a FUCKING WHITE MALE

And if he wins the nomination, he will have done it by BTFO a bunch of unlikable women.

Those are their future voters. Remember their first job is to get re-elected. Why WOULD they? If they can keep the people coming then it’s a faster blue Texas. They are just playing a power game. Your life is not being considered.

This is the first time I'm watching the jewtube in a long while and it just keeps getting worse. Niggerball is groundzero for "What we want the goyim to think and believe" full of subliminal messages.

Sickening to the stomach, but good for getting the heartbeat of the breainwash

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>Dem shills descend crowing about a “fence”
>Conveniently ignoring that border patrol specifically asked for something they could see through
This is some major dealmaking. Perfect is the enemy of good, and this way Trump gets his wall, the immigration issue is resolved, and the Dems can claim they talked him down from a full concrete wall that only ever existed in the fevered imaginations of hardcore partisans.
Rule 101 of debate: give people a way out that lets them save face. If you try and crush them, they’ll fight to the bitter end - but give them an out that at least leaves their reputation intact, and they’ll gladly take it.

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we need awoos in bear costumes
NOW!

>the immigration issue is resolved
loled at this

They all want to come to Canada because they have no idea how much it sucks here.

Don't make me beat you with a femur.