Canada is Collapsing!!!

WTF I just went to a gas station and it had two of these bottles of Gatorade on sale at 2 for $4. Well I bought 2 and a 191gram bag of assorted Tropical Starbursts and the total came to $9.48!!

2 Gatorades and some Starburst for almost TEN DOLLARS.

Canada is fucking collapsing. That’s the last time I am going outside. I’m eating rice from now on and drinking tap water.

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>$20 ravioli edition
I saw this like 2 weeks ago and I'm still laughing

Hey leaf. How much for a pound of ground beef?

I haven't drank Gatorade in years, how does the new stuff compare to the old flavors?

sounds like you willfully get ripped off.

Poland where are you

the sad part is canadians wouldn't even dare to ask why. you are the most malleable population in the entire world

Gatorade and starburst the breakfast of fat cunts

No shit nigger, keep going to the gas station and buying their garbage.

I just bought a pound of Bison Meat and a two pound bag of organic sweet potato fries for $10.50 in Mississippi.

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Regulation, high taxation and tariffs increase the prices of commodities

Leaf reporting. OP bought his shit at a Petro Canada gas station that is notorious for hosing people for anything other than gas because, wait for it, you’re paying for fucking convenience.

TL;DR: OP is an absolute retard.

i hope all the aspartame and onions in that melts your brain like a fucking grilled cheese sandwich in the microwave. You even deserve to have $100 taken from you and then get beat up in the parking lot.

You didn't have to buy them

I fucked a Brazilian chick in Toronto last night

2 of those bottles for 4 dollars is completely reasonable, a little steep, but reasonable. You're buy American products in Canada, you can expect them to be a little pricey because of shipping and customs.

Anyways, fuck Canada, and fuck your faggot leader. Stupid gaybait queer.

Fuck me they have onion flavored gatorade now you fucking faggot?

I buy the green apple ones not the blue ones

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fuck yeah they do you bitch

I'm going to Ontario next week and will live stream every store I walk into to show the prices. I hope I don't die from the ravioli.

i fucked one literally 7 or 8 times yesterday. my dick has a little blister

hello mr mungus

I got 2 freezers full of food, i will have to empty one real soon, old food. Happy shopping supermarket cuck. Learn to grow own food. If prices are really that salty in Canada you could buy some land and grow something, it would literally cost you less to hire a farmer.

absolutely devastated! canucks on suicide watch! alaskan moose confirmed superior!

Microwave grilled cheese....

user I... I'm sorry your life is so hard.

>here's comes the toilet scrubber from pooland posting grocery store prices from Yukon

Poland was a mistake.

And here’s the Starburst. It was $4.25 at the gas station.

But still all that for $9.48? Seems pricey.

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I literally am on my break in a gas station in thunited states those same gatorades are for the same price. Idk about the starburst (circle k is based out of Canada so) the issue with gas station prices is they are out of convienince and rise prices for that. I'm not a shill but I see these all the time and this in particular stood out

Sorry user but sounds like you got tha Herp

It's a gas station you fucking retard. Everything in convenience stores is way more expensive than you would expect in grocery stores. That's your fault for being an idiot.

I always stock up on food from grocery stores. The very fact that you're too stupid to plan ahead and have some food ready in your car is your own fault.

depending on where you are theres an extra 20c per bottle in deposit fees and shit.

Aaaaaaaaaa shits so expensive!!

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Isn't Canada land of ice and lakes? I bet you could find some spring and get water there. Surely better than drinking from pipe or buying water. I mean city cucks literally drive 1000 miles to deliver packages of newspapers and buy food, you could drive 50 miles to get free water from spring.

i bought the cheapest stuff they had in the supermarket, 2 meals of spaghetti
Paid 40 Euros
Its not only in canada where things are expensive
Yesterday i was at mcdonalds, and had a bigmac, an ice tea, and two wraps, paid 20 euros
20 fucking euros for junk food which feeds you for like half a day

9.48 CAD -> USD is about * 0.76 = 7.20

or *0.75 using the new rate = 7.11 USD

You are a big boy, aren't you?

That's a choice fucking purchase man. WTF is OP bitching about?

Day 3 of Collapse

I’ve begun to hunt dogs that are out with their masters to pee from the balcony of my condo with my compound bow. I’ve realized that if I tie a rope to my arrow and start pulling as soon I hit the dog, the person holding the leash (and sometimes not holding a leash) will simply be caught unaware I will be able to yank the dog up to my balcony where I can cook it in peace.

So far I’ve caught two and have evaded capture. No need for groceries now mwahahaha

>I’ve begun to hunt dogs that are out with their masters to pee from the balcony of my condo with my compound bow.

Fallout New Kanuckistan

nah because that's what i thought the 1st time i fucked literally all day and it happened... i'm just a good goy.. if that makes any sense to you

Realistically speaking dog meat is much better than industry meat. Dog moves, dog eats better than any industry animal. Top schinken.

>Goes to convenience store
>Mad that the prices are bad
Do you even understand the concept of convenience as a marketing tool?

That's not even that much food really, if you go by "fast food" portions.

Confirmed. I was just at Wal-Mart today at Downsview here in Toronto and there were huge line ups of all these Indian and Chinese people at the cashier for asian food. Definitely everyone was stocking up because food stores are getting cleared out. Even crazier, there was this African-Canadian gang that had like 10 carts with them, they had all this stuff, i swear, they were going to loot the place, but i didnt stay for long, it was chaos. It was like a riot or something, there was this Middle Eastern guy that got punched in the face by a black women over the last toaster on the shelf, its pure madness

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> Buy food at the food store
> Buy gas at the gas store

>gatoraids and starburst
My crystal balls tell me you will get cancer from consuming that shit.

>Op leaves the house to enjoy HD GRAPHIX for the first time
>NEET is suprised shit costs money
>NEET doesn't know what a convenience store is

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China manipulated the CAD through stocks and made it crash. Trudeau did nothing to fix it. Elect a new leader or move elsewhere maybe...

That Austrian is either very retarded or more probably lying. You can get a pack of spaghetti and sauce for 1 euro in Austria.
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>china abusing the country most likely to not do shit

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> Tastes like pork

Bud, two 950mL powerades and a pack of fruit chews shouldn't be more than $6 at any gas station.

are you fucking retarded you favela monkey? Daily exposure to chemicals and stress is much worse for you than occasional shit food consumption.

>China
>stocks

All stocks are controlled by New York stock exchange and dollar runs everywhere on every stock market.

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he's a big guy

Part and parcel. Escape to northern Canada and live a nomadic lifestyle amongst the Eskimos

Indeed, like (you).

>or maybe holiday shopping/tourism
brainlet

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How’s life as a Slav these days? Do you live in a little forest village?

mango and strawberry lemonade flavor is godly. regular lemonade flavor is gross, and the cucumber kiwi flavor is strange but in a good way. ive seen even weirder flavors that didnt sell well apparently since they were on the clearance isle. pink lemonade was decent as well

Do you know how many chemicals are in shit food?

Gatorade used to contain BVO...do you think these people give a fuck about your health?
Even teams sponsored by gatorade won't drink that shit
Most industrial food is toxic waste...get a fucking clue.

I got my forest villages, as many people as i know and keep contact with.

Starburst and gatorade goes together like peanut butter and jam

>godly
So Satan is your God?

bout tree fiddy

10 Canadian dollars is $7.50 in real dollars. $7.50 for 2 Gatorades and a pack of candy from a remote gas station sounds about right unless you live in a shit-teir state.

You should try sour cherry-lemonade champagne, i am drinking it right now.

a single portion of pasta for me is 400g. add a nice meat sauce and it's easy to spend 10 euro per portion.
20 euro at MCdonalds is just 3 meals. so 3 burgers, 3 ''''portions'''' of fries and a softdrink. not exactly what I would call a satisfying meal (and yes, I know that you can make them give you more food insteaf of drink #2 and #3)

PB&J is actual food
PB: peanuts and maybe salt
J:fruit and maybe sugar

Obviously you can't eat spaghetti all the time, but it's good at time, 1 kg spaghetti costs under 1 euro or more, depending on brand. Eat beans if you want to fill your stomach better, it also lasts for more than a day, next day you can add some meat to it if you are bored with it or polenta, which is also little expensive. Beans always grow, not needing any care.

You're retarded. Is this the first time you've ever bought anything?

>and drinking tap water
Good goy. Keep drinking the fluoride and estrogen.

cbc.ca/news/thenational/particularly-brutal-flu-season-sees-24-canadians-die-1.4967190

died even after vaccination

Don't buy Gatorade and Starbursts at a gas station then you fucking retarded. The prices at gas stations are typically high because you are paying for convenience.

A 710ml bottle of Gatorade is $1.25 at Wal-Mart. A six-pack of 591ml bottles is $4.97. That's $1.40/L. You might be able to find it on sale elsewhere on Flipp.

You can also buy a 24 of Gatorade (591ml bottles) for $15.97 if you drink Gatorade regularly and you like the flavours that come with it.

I completely agree. Prices are getting out of hand here in Canada. If this continues I am packing my bags to America or Central Europe, ie. Poland.

if i had to guess I'd pay like $20~?

WTF. I just went to costco and it had a shitton of these bottles of gatorade on sale at 28 for $14. Well I bought a case and a 4lb bag of jelly beans and the total came to $29.23!

28 gatorates and some jelly beans for almost THIRTY DOLLARS.

Canada is fucking collapsing. That's the last time I am going outside. I'm eating jellybeans from now on and drinking gatorade.
and bought 28 bottles of that gatorade on sale for 14 dollars. Well I bought it and 4lbs of jelly beans and the total game

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What the fuck is this Gatorade, is that common water?

Not according to this

It doesn't surprise me that Costco is the cheapest. But then you have to pay for a membership. So I prefer to buy Gatorade at Wal-Mart or a grocery store. Even though the per-unit price is higher.

I rarely drink Gatorade since I'm not an athlete, I haven't got drunk in years and I'm never severely dehydrated so I usually get the individual bottles or 6-packs.

drink made for athletes (florida gators at the time). Basically salt, vegetable oil and artificial colors....and High fructose corn syrup

LOL, probably, just like Heinz ketchup.

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What’s wrong with Heinz Ketchup?

The tropical ones are more expensive because they have to import the fruit flavors

>tfw this crisis triggers a massive migration of white canadians to new england, the pnw, and the upper midwest
>tfw trump has created the ethnostate by way of tarrif

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We cant even afford a pound of ground let alone ground beef.

I usually shop at superstore but went to a local chain today for pasta sauce. Regular price for a jar of sauce? $6. Place was packed couldn't believe it.

total shit.
Old style ketchup is like salsa...it is fantastic.

It doesn't has tomatoes inside for starters.
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>Heinz
>high fructose corn syrup

Actually it's worse than that. The one fucking politician to bring it up was roundly kicked out of the conservative party.

>Actually it's worse than that. The one fucking politician to bring it up was roundly kicked out of the conservative party.
Are you referring to lolbertarian Maxime Bernier? I thought he quit.

Yeah he (((quit)))

I went to the store and bought a lightbulb for 2.49. Then I realized I had spent nearly 2 hours within a 5 mile radius of my house, driving from store to store trying to find the right lightbulb for my lamp

sounds good, there was a doctor who i dont remember his name but he would treat people diseases with month long diets of unlimited rice and water and their cholesterol and fat and blood sugar levels and all that bad shit would go down and theyd be healthier and stronger after

How's it going, Justin?

gatorade is water + salt and sugar and stuff so it hydrates you better. you lose electrolytes when you sweat so water isn't an ideal rehydration for something like a long basketball game.

usually sports teams buy it as a powder in bulk and then they mix it into big coolers for the players to drink from on the sidelines. buying bottle gatorade as a beverage to drink with a meal is kind of a meme. you can just drink water because you are already going to get salt and everything from the food. it's for like marathon runners or sports where you're going to be sweating a lot and aren't going to eat but you can drink a gatorade on the sideline.

sounds comparable to America, I buy a bottle of tea, a coffee, and a bag of chips every morning and its like 6.50, convenience stores are just higher than the grocery.