Aus/pol/ galah edition

Good day blokes.

>Mass immigration turns Queensland beaches into no go zones
sbs.com.au/news/never-seen-anything-like-this-thousands-stung-by-bluebottles-in-queensland

>Australia to establish new penal colonies overseas
news.com.au/national/breaking-news/hundreds-of-serious-criminals-lose-visas/news-story/cef45504bfb636d7580387900e67cb37

>PM says Jow Forumsacks have no place in Australia, Anning criticised for attending rally and charging travel costs
news.com.au/national/breaking-news/controversial-senator-defends-rally-visit/news-story/a11699149b0e949eb98a083e6475f4a1

>'Reporter' denies there's an african crime problem while accusing others of lying about it
news.com.au/national/victoria/news/st-kilda-beach-rally-exposes-lies-used-to-drum-up-support/news-story/01e6211734fe00f92eff666fbdef5d7a

>Tasmania on fire, $600M worth of eucalypts at risk and I didn't know they were worth that much
abc.net.au/news/2019-01-07/gell-river-fire-threatens-tasmanian-eucalypt-plantation/10688530

>Despite being unable to support itself economically Tasmania's caught the secession fever
abc.net.au/news/2019-01-07/should-tasmania-cut-ties-with-the-mainland/10687936

What else is happening?

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My experiments are going well, a little hungry though.

Think my neighbours stole my cat lads. What can i do? It is microchipped so hoping they take it to the vet soon and get charged with theft. Is it worth calling the poilce though, would they do anything?

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Cunt's fucked.

Is Hobart still white?

Absolute fuckin unit he is

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>But anybody who was there could see that opposition to the race-fuelled rally far outnumbered Cottrell’s own supporters.
let me tell you what i saw from first hand experience, any other opinion is wrong t. journalist

There was like 80, maybe 100 Cottrell clowns, and around 250 to 300 antifa poofs, overall the entire thing was dumb.

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Cottrell succeeded in making the media look far more retarded than he did, so it's a win in my book.

Tasmania wtf. All they are good at is psycho murderin cannibals

How?

>tfw fucking a slampig from work tomorrow
>then visiting my spouse on thrusday
evening aus/pol/, how fares your descent into moral decay in the modern society?

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The rally happened because a bunch of niggers caused a public disturbance and someone was there to record it, and the media plus government made it look like the second coming of Hitler personally made a speech there. Like five people did roman salutes, half of them were probably having a laugh or were undercover AFP/Victorian Police. How the fuck didn't they win?

Like seriously ask yourself, how did several men Sieg Heil in front of several hundred cops in a Jewish suburb with the media there and get away with it?

It's all fake and people are noticing.

>people are noticing.
people dont give a shit, i literally heard nothing about this pissant rally all weekend and all day today except from here.
People are more up on the cricket than St Kilda nignogs

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Well it sounds like you are enjoying yourself.

I thought it was that dumb ass ericson who stirred up the nigs, either way the entire thing is retarded.

>Well it sounds like you are enjoying yourself.
I am, but the shit this slampig has told me fucking hurts my soul.
She's 20 years old and has fucked 63 people.

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Not hard to do.
The abc stories are their own type of retardation plus Hanson Young and Hinch have proven what idiots they are on twitter.
Pic related.
SHY thinks Annings vote should not be counted in the senate. So she is saying that is constituents don't deserve a say because of the person representing them.
Commie thinking at it finest.

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Make sure you give your donger a good wash afterwards.

i heard she was a massive anal slut at uni

That would explain the tantrum over supposedly being "slut shamed".

what the FUCK do i do with my life

>tfw have the week off from work

what should i do, lads?

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Triple wrapping for good measure.
She's got massive knockers though, and the sexual tension is so fucking good.
Imo after the first couple of times, i'll legit get bored after that tension is gone, i just want to get this over with.

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get job

you lucky cunt, i dont get another weekend off for 2 weeks.

abc.net.au/radio/programs/worldtoday/less-than-half-of-working-australians-in-full-time-jobs/9811590

>"A new report from the Australian Institute analysed Bureau of Statistics data, and found that fewer than 50 per cent of employed Australians are working in a full time role."

gr8 economy we've got here bois

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>fuck off we're fu--

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I dunno, do stuff you like I guess.

what kind of job

>been working 38-40 hour weeks
>still classified as a casual

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>an hour late

m8 what are you even doing?

one that pays and is easy to do.
There's a couple of cleaners ITT, usually

This is happening in all 1st world countries, it's a combination of automation and neoliberal policies.

Basically, cunts fucked.

How do you balance that? Do you feel remorse? Would you be doing what you are doing if your spouse was a slampig?

Yeah, they'll charge you for letting your cat outdoors outside curfew you fucking nong. It probably wandered into someones yard to rape another cat got hit by a car on the way, thats what usually happens. Check gutters and drains nearby for the carcass.

Oi, all you sand groping cunts, what’s there to do in Perth besides eat a million flies? Heading there next week

Hinch on twatter.
Recons he chastised Anning for Hitlers Final Solution
I wonder if Anning really had any input into WW2 Germany.
It's good to this level of retardation from our pollies.

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I would have been here sooner but your mom begged me to stay.

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>How do you balance that?
What do you mean?
this'll be like a one off
>Do you feel remorse?
we'll see afterwards.
>Would you be doing what you are doing if your spouse was a slampig?
my partner isnt though, he's a dude.
i legit am doing this because i wanted to fuck her before i met him just miss pussy.
Ass is all well and good, but pussy is special, even if it's from some blown out roasty slampig

Tasmania
home of the medical grade poppy
bred specifically for potency.

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As someone who employs people can honestly say that the economy is in the toilet. Combination of things, clients/customers are cheap cunts who want things for free and don’t value hard work, employees are shit cunts who act like entitled children because of fucking workers rights, work hard, sack up and shut the fuck up. Add in a two party system(don’t try to say it’s not) that are basically commie sympathising cunts selling out the country from under us to the gooks.

i met him and i just miss pussy*

Adelaide cobber here, confirmed. I was at uni with he and every wednesday night at the uni bar she'd be there without fail (most weekends too) drinking Kahlua like the fucking pig she is. Couple of my mates put one through her turd cutter, fucken grubs.

shit's fucked cunt

Pic is of Senator Anning and two white supremacists from the rally

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what a wonderful contribution she made to law and order.

Falling rate of profit.

>faggot has no morals
No worries, you've explained the situation well enough. Makes sense.

do you reckon they'll go all viet cong on the niggas?

>>faggot has no morals
basically, though i do recognise how much of a piece of shit im being doing this

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I wish mate. Breaking fucking even or losing money depending on the day.

Most faggots get off on being weird anti-social cunts, you being self aware of your depravity is not some kind of woke nihilistic badge of honour. You're just spreading aids to a perfectly good titcow.

Nigger what

I love the guy in front doing the dab and the mustache all in one.
We used to do that as kids to teachers who thought they were the be all.
I wonder if the abc realize it is just a piss take?

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I'm talking about Marx's prediction that the rate of profit falls over time, and eventually falls to zero, that's when things get bad.

fuck that virtue-signalling pedo

how many leftard events have we paid for her to attend, i wonder?

Just finished my first day as a storeman cunts
>Truck that was supposed to rock up at 5:30 shows up right on time at 8:30
>Forklift proceeds to shit the bed
>Spend 40 minutes fixing the cunt, turned out the chain in the mast jumped out because the thing hasn't been maintained
>Like, at all
>Mad dash to get all the shit inside in half as much time as I was meant to have
>Managed it
>Got sunburned which I find amusing for some reason

All in all way better than retailcucking.

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Reminder that TBC, Cottrell, right-wingers, etc, are massive faggots and should be gassed.

>hasn't been maintained

What a shock lol

At this point I'm pretty much in favour of gassing all of our public figures and media talking heads and starting afresh.

Relatively. Around 2% asian students, 95% white.
Our sparrows are stoned half the time.

>you being self aware of your depravity is not some kind of woke nihilistic badge of honour.
true shit

>You're just spreading aids to a perfectly good titcow.
lmao, seecunt's already fucked

mirror of the usual shit, yeah?

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Yeah it was pretty fucking spook for a minute
>Lowering a pallet out of the truck
>All of a sundden get a "WHIIIR" noise then the fucking thing just drops 3 feet directly onto the ground and the Mast is completely unresponsive
>Truckie cracking the shit's because I'm getting him behind schedule as if he wasn't three fuckin' hours late.

this tbqh
decorate every lampost from Sydney to Brisbane

Cunts... this is fucked.
My dad was nearly arrested today because of a lie that my 4 year old niece told.
Bit of background, my brothers wife went crazy after he quit their church and went full SJW lesbian, took the kids and the lot, family is only just meeting his kids they are 2 and 4.

Full story, My mum and dad are in the back yard drawing with my niece drawing with chalk, she breaks a bunch of chalk so my dad asks her nicely not to do that, she breaks more so he packed it all up and said "no more chalk if you want to be like that"
So she goes running to my mum saying "poppy hit me"
u fukkin wat m8?
My mum was watching he didn't touch her he just packed up the chalk off the ground and her response was to claim he assaulted her.

Now here is the fucked part, she then says to my mum that she will tell her mum that she hit her too if mum doesn't agree.
U fukken wat?????
Now here is the really fucked part, DHS and the police are now involved in this.
How is a white lie from a 4 year old girl worth more than the word two grown arse adults?

I now want nothing to do with my niece or nephew, Society is beyond fucked if this is what it is encouraging.

You train your cat into a radicalised muzzicat.

>all of these young tradies earning 2-3k a week

where the fuck do i sign up? or will they refuse to take a fat, late 20s dude?

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But wait, there's more.
ScoMo's turn.
Respect for each other our laws and values.
Wonder if he realizes that there would not have been a rally at all if all of our imports did respect the law and each other.
Instead of gang bashing people for their phones.

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That isn't a white lie, that's a full blown larval stage CUNT.

Nah, that is what dogs are for

gotta know somebody, mate

no one cares dude lol

Pretty obvious her mother has told her to say my dad hit her at some point, he wants nothing to do with the kids anymore either he is like that is beyond fucked, i think today actually redpilled my 59 year old bogan arse dad.

>Society is beyond fucked if this is what it is encouraging.

society doesn't encourage it, the cops & social workers do so they can justify their ever increasing budgets and become more powerful.

Anal queen is in ACTION!
Her soul eating anus will swallow anons here in no time!

Lads how the fuck do I get a job? I'm currently in Syd but the home situation is getting worse by the day with dad unironically trying to control my entire life and then blowing up when I make my own decisions. I know people in Canberra and I studied there so I'm thinking of getting a job there but I haven't got a lot of prior experience so finding a job will be hard. Once I get a job though, I'll be able to pay for my own food and accommodation and finally leave this fucking dictatorship. I don't even care about how many hours Schlomo gets me to work per week.
What the fuck do I do Jow Forums?

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Yeah obviously. Only way to deal with that it to just get the current incident out of the way and completely cut the bitch out of your life. No contact.

>three arrested
>one person arrested for possessing drugs, another for breaching bail and a third for carrying weapons - large fishing sinkers

Getting a job is like 80%-90% knowing someone
Head down to the pub and get to know a few blokes then ask around if they are looking for anybody at their job

Yep, sad, two innocent children brainwashed and corrupted by one sociopaths spite.

checked, where in syd lad?

nepotism bru

Just apply for a shit gig at Coles or something. The work is shit and the pay is shit so you're guaranteed a job so long as you show up for your interview, and you'll get millions of hours if you aren't retarded because 99% of them are.
From there try to find a job that isn't fucking shit.

Didn't you know this is how the commies turn kids against their families?
It all started going to shit when parents could not discipline their kids.
Now those kids are having kids.
No one seems to be accountable for their own actions any more and lying is just another method of getting their own way.
Fuck, even our pollies are doing this all the time just to get votes.

Last i heard the 3 people that were arrested were counter protesters not the right wing speech that lasted a full 30 minutes and needed 5 police to control.

>conservative

but

>athiest
>has a shit tonne of leg tattoos

Am i being b8'd, lads?

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Shitney obviously has much more jobs than Canberra. Or you can move to MELBOURNE if you want to be away from your family in Sydney.
Melbourne not only have jobs, it has 24x7 enrichment too.

Statistically Australians are 10 times more likely to be criminal than refugees.

They all sound like lefties to me.
The news would have said they were nazis that got arrested if they weren't actually lefties.

Imagine not being able to get a job. Lmao.

Statistically all African refugees have an IQ of below 90.
Most range from 60-70

Statistically, gays are 2% of the population yet 45% of child molestations

With those quads you can do what ever you want.

She's conservative in the same way a single mother becomes a good churchgoing christian girl. Look at her, she's like 37 and looking for guys on dating apps.

>smokes socially
Fucking dont bother
Smokers degenerate no matter how often they partake in it and "social" smokers a meme. Gurantee she smokes daily at work and put it down as social to make more appealing

Go get a job on a farm or something, farmer will fire a chink on the spot to get an Aussie worker in.

Life is boring and a single cigarette kills 10 minutes of time, 5 minutes immediately and it removes 5 minutes from your future.
What a miracle.

are you the potato farmer?

this
and dont forget to "pin" the strawberry on the gook