NPC thread, post your best NPC stories and memes!

NPC thread, post your best NPC stories and memes!

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inb4 thread delet

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Delet this

Dead meme

this one website i know went nuts for a born into wealth land developer liberal from new york because he said mean things about wetbacks and now he's fleecing their pockets!

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>TDS
get help

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update your database, you have new instructions

uh alright so I was at work right and someone asks me a question about my religion right and I answer their question, that's generally what's expected of you, stoic silence doesn't really work that well outside of movies except rarely and whatever so I answered right, and he said that based on my response, I wasn't a true adherent of my religion, only he didn't say it nearly that eloquently right, and I countered by saying that he's a fucking dumb piece of shit and no one gives a fuck what he says, he doesn't get to say whether or not I'm really a pagan or not right, only I get to decide that and if he doesn't fuck off with his bullshit I'll get him fired for harassment right

I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE HAVEN’T IMPEACHED THAT NAZI DRUMPF YET!

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