>Those fuckers are the cause of fire When they don't just get hollow and fall over (on your house), and people still build houses under them. Tree change.
Angel Diaz
she wont be 35 by 2020
Christian Hall
It would be pretty funny if the influx of fags into auspol of late was a AFP demoralisation psyop. Shit. Wait. It is isn’t it.
Aaron Clark
Labor in federal is good. In QLD we are always opposite to federal so labor will be out of luck in our state at least.
Justin Baker
I really hate my local candidates. At the next election, I plan on drawing a gigantic penis on my ballot. I'm going to vote for penis.
Sebastian Jenkins
It's not even a plan, there's apparently dudes on tinder who just outright go for the nudes for cash thing, i'm not joking. but now they're asking shit like $70 for a pic of a gobby or whatever and that's apparently where i come into things
>she wont be 35 by 2020 Shhhhhhhhhh. We want them to push her hard so it's even funnier when they realize she can't run for president.
Kayden Wright
Are you trying to explain this to the country that has mature forests that produce what is known as fire storms that create their own climate and strong winds while a wall of fire up to 100 meters tall engulfs the landscape?
You just wait until whatever shithole you are from experiences a real fire storm instead of a shrub fire.
>It would be pretty funny if the influx of fags into auspol of late was a AFP demoralisation psyop. It's just afp fags being their normal selves.
Camden Hernandez
The penis is over done. I like to write incredibly racist and anti Semitic things in the hope of offending the counter. The key is to also do this outside the boxers and then properly mark them. That way your vote still has to count. The real kicker is in the unlikely event of an incredibly tight race your vote could be subject to a court case.
Samuel Martinez
I bet its those poofters from the antipodean resistence chucking a wobbly because their funding got cut.
Dominic Evans
Why do you think so many of them are killing themselves on the job? Can't handle the banter here.
Easton Bailey
Kek.
Noah Young
We should get the "greens" to start a campaign to save the koalas by planting eucalypts around Parliament house. It could solve the problem for us. In 30 years time.
Joshua Roberts
im legit surprised so many faggots fell for that honeypot shit. i'm even more surprised that some fuckwits were shitting on me for calling it a honeypot (jew blackpiller, D&C jew, fucking lazy cunt, gook etc.)
Isaiah Rodriguez
Can't do hook ups because they are here more like it.
Jaxon Jackson
By banter you mean being directly told to kys >holyshit.jpeg mfw afp are following our commands. We are the afp now lads
Ryan Morales
>mfw that faggot maxim tried to lure people out to the beat on saturday
Maxim claimed he fucked some cunt here. Some other cunt then also went claiming to be straight and they just had some drinks.
John Nelson
>when the taxpayer pays for ASIO to nut in your small intestine
Michael Allen
Why else would so many AFP softcocks be killing themselves? Their only friends on the internet are retarded boomers, everyone else tells them to kill themselves after identifying them.
>Maxim claimed he fucked some cunt here. i doubt that, no faggot here is that thirsty to fuck him >Some other cunt then also went claiming to be straight and they just had some drinks. More likely
Lincoln Foster
Has Jim ever considered sperm bank franchises? I got the perfect name: Jim's Jism.
Isaiah Martinez
I'm glad I didn't go, could have met some cool people but instead it was just aus/grindr
Christopher Turner
that's under Jim's Super
Daniel Sanchez
BC you probably see a lot darker shit than Jow Forums and the culture is even expressing anything above the calmest concern is perceived as weakness. It's the same in the military and is papered over with faggy 'initiatives' that make people uncomfortable because that's cheaper than supporting your employees.
Amirite, ASIOfags?
Charles Morgan
AFP and BF are dogshit organizations to work for. Lots of over time, not extra pay, fuck all promotion opportunities if your a white male, micro management from superiors, hurry up and wait and just generally retardation. Its like the military.
Jordan Robinson
Watching the race channel before and was an interview with Australia’s greatest ever horse trainer TJ Smith. He was telling the story of how his first ever horse was a wild brumby he caught in Wagga and broke in. Went to take him to his first race at Rosehill but didn’t have enough for the acceptance fee. So he went and played two up until 3am to win enough for the acceptance fee where the horse then won.
Fuck it depresses me boomers robbed us of this Australia. What a country we were. Actually you can also probably blame the kikes. Imagine a time line where Aus never entered either world war and stay isolationist. Japs probably invade us but gee it would be great to have kept the Australia we were.
John White
Who /neet/ here
Thanks for paying taxes wagie, I wouldn't be able to sleep in all day watching kino if it weren't for you
Lincoln Howard
meeting people from the chans irl is just a recipe for cancer, user.
Blairposting won't usher them to the corridors of power. If ever the system had failsafes built in, it would be the 'grumpy blonde dude who works out a lot and gets shouty about negroes' release valve.
Even Anning, for all his admirable kekspiracy inclinations has gone too Mad Lad. I know everybody says 'power, when?' as though 300 agitants will end up running the country. It's worth taking some kind of tilt at the democratic process, surely. If Ann Aly can...
I had a pretty good chuckle at the "Melbourne Jew reaction" tho. A SAUSAGE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE ITS ANUDDAH SHOAH
>omg the poor federal agents paid to spy on australian citizens >muh police horrors >thinking a corporatised organisation is going to be a nice place to work Everyone remember this moment please. These two are either AFP sympathizers or actual AFP. Unironically kill yourself you fucking worm cunts, I'll do an user tipoff and have Chang check the toilets in 20 mins so you dont get too smelly.
Julian Moore
Join us and then stop working against us AFPbro. Embrace the shitpost.
Dylan Kelly
You're not getting promoted because you're not sucking enough cock.
Better get to work you poof. You don't want to be the coffeeboy forever, do you?
Robert Young
No, but I had a brother who worked for a similar organisation. He was fucked up before...
These guys genuinely think they're doing something great - and sure, hang the odd paedo, put some Hajis in jail if you can manage it - but I think Jow Forums is more likely to demoralise them than the other way round... Read Jow Forums for any extended period of time and amongst the shitposts there is a sense of tapping into certain awful truths about the governments they work for. Mainly that they operate on a model of 'stability at all costs, appease the economic order,' radical centrism and are crushing individuals and cultures alike.
I find dealing with Police frustrating because they tend to see me as a POI in whatever situation I might be walking past and they 'run the script' and make arbitrary threats without listening, much.
Kayden Moore
They never get promoted after being assigned to aus/pol/. Redpills are too irresistible.
Zachary Reyes
I tried to join the AFP in '17 but was knocked back because I'm male actually. They only recruit females now. Plus I was booted out of a state police academy last year so yeah Read above. I left my knee pads in my boot.
Henry Reyes
> AFP > the most useless cunts in the entire galaxy > Absolutely Fucking Pathetic they should all do us all a favour and kill themselves as soon as possible, that's if they can take time away from running child porn sites on TOR.
Tyler Jenkins
Sorry m8 but your country sounds like a shithole.
Brayden Green
>Labor in federal is good. I don't want the UN running my country desu
Ryan Sullivan
>I tried to join the AFP in '17 but was knocked back because I'm male actually. They only recruit females now. Plus I was booted out of a state police academy last year so yeah how hard of a wannabe bootlicker are you?
Henry Powell
Have a gander at this:
Jaxon Thomas
OH LOOK, we found our first obvious bootlicking pigs. hows it going, you Absolute Fucking Pedophiles? still failing at life? good to see.
Hudson Smith
The paranoia on some of these cunts...
I'm assuming it was political? Or you just like a nice spliff now and then?
A friend of mine who is an older guy (plenty of Alex Jones posting) is being threatened at work by his African colleagues for being racist. He's in Nursing, they basically don't do shit and are murdering our old people. We warned him to tone it down bc. his livelihood isn't worth a Nogfrontation but he's a bit of an autist (surprise).
Xavier Baker
>I don't want the UN running my country desu No one does. It could be worse. It could be commies.........oooo never mind.
Blake Ross
Unironically kill yourselves, feds or not these are the worst posts I've seen in ages. No one cares about federal employees, you won't be missed. At least save the cleaner some hassle and do it in your car you fucking parasites.
Bentley Ward
Nobody ever mentions Lamingtons in those sorts of threads. Lamingtons are the most underappreciated Australian foodstuff.
Camden Edwards
>POI Are you a nigger? I’m 34 and have literally never had a single interaction with a cop.
Cooper Morales
Fuck off septic. You literally have 3rd world tier cities in your country.
Nathan Martinez
>being an aged care nurse For fuck sake, why the hell would anyone pick that area?
Nicholas Anderson
most people trying to join AFP are already employed as cops. they need to be fucking gassed.
Owen Murphy
>Lamingtons are the most underappreciated Australian foodstuff. After fairy bread that is.
Jackson Fisher
>know a few cops, PSO's and ex-cops >good people >always say some of the people they work with are complete fuckwits Some of them are good but most are room temperature IQ money generators for the government
Cheers, Dermot. So on the Day of the Rope we can add anyone who has ever received a government salary? Can we extend that to paranoid cunts on Centrelink?
We must elevate these threads above YEH CARNT LETS BLOW SOMETHIN' UP YEH CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS FIRST AGAINST THE WALL, CHEESEMAKERS NEXT, THEN SALLY FROM YEAR 8.
We really must.
Noah Hernandez
He's in psych now, was doing aged before, made a fucktonne of money as a casual, three shifts at his level - almost a coupla grand over a weekend
Hudson Hughes
>worthless foot soldiers and revenue collectors of the state are unpleasant morons and losers What a surprise, they should kill themselves perhaps? I haven't read a cop suicide article in a few weeks, getting boring on news.com.au
Carson Peterson
No Im just explaining to you why the AFP isnt that great to work in apparently.
Im not. I wanted to join AFP because its short training, you get paid as a recruit, you get free wifi in your room at the academy and you only have to do 2 years before you can join the SRG. Then they send you the PNG, Timor or to SOCOMD. >I'm assuming it was political? Me being kicked out? No it was an alcohol related incident.
I'm also 34 and have probably lived more of a life, I guess.
Elijah Torres
I dunno wtf is going on. Im not in the AFP, I was rejecte3d for being a white male because they were only recruiting females and gays. Which is a Jow Forums issue and I was booted out of another police force.
You guys should be patting me on the back.
Juan Powell
does ASIS have a dedicated special forces unit or does it just tap people from SRG and SASR? i know SASR has a squadron for spooky shit.
Alexander Morris
> this shitpost will convince everyone im not a disgusting child molesting pig GET BACK INTO THE OVEN, PIG.
William Parker
What a fucking gay post, no wonder your brother is suicidal having a poof like you ruin christmas every year would be shithouse.
Sebastian Roberts
Bull and shit.
James Sanchez
They're a bit dry. They sort of remind me of Jow Forumsacks if Jow Forumsacks weren't from broken homes. 85% of these angry cunts would be cleaning their guns knowing That It Never Happens if their dads hadn't touched their wee-wees, speaking to women in monotone and taking Krav Maga because "Israel is a real leader in security kinetics."
They're just you with some Ikea shit, and they don't skip Leg Day.
Eli Stewart
>ASIS >actually doing anything I mean they did shoot up a random hotel...
Kevin Murphy
>I had a brother who worked for a organisation my dad works at nintendo
Jaxon Sullivan
I know, not as much as you make as a Bunning's Greeter in Abowindi, but city life has its charms.
Christopher Gutierrez
on the abc news along the bottom it said something about jewish leaders against neo nazi rallys
Leo Nguyen
You want his address, Maxim?
Elijah Lewis
>guys please believe i am not a fed >i only applied to them and they totally didn't take me Kill yourself in the toilets mate, your posting career is going nowhere you're lower than JIDF quality.
Nolan Williams
For for Analise Braaapkensick
Jonathan Price
I doubt it. I read they staged some mock hostage rescue on a hotel in the 70s and the real police got called on them and they had to surrender and be arrested lmao. And since then they arent allowed to carry guns.
Sounded to me like some rogue gungho ASIS officer trying to make a name for himself by creating a special unit within ASIS but it back fired.
John Rodriguez
If you got in and left your glock somewhere I could find it you would have gotten a pat on the back.
Ayden Garcia
it's always the cunts you don't hear about that you should worry about
