Brit/pol/: No to Nonces edition

>Tranny caught by based Nonce Hunters
youtu.be/H-Gq_2GM-uQ

__________news_
>Nonce Hunters growing in power
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46529352

>Bradford grooming trial: Ten men (9 Pakies) accused of abusing girls in care
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-46798902

>Brexit: Ministers speak out against no-deal exit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46795406

>Syria conflict: Turkey says US plea on Kurds 'unacceptable'
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-46792329

>US government shutdown: Trump to make border wall speech
bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46792676

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1st for Greggs

AHMED MY SAN

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is this the best meme on britpol?

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"Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps Please" was the death knell of British situational comedy
Prove me wrong

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no this is

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Hhello
i have just learned about yoyr ‘sausage rolls’
they are weak pork links who could not make it as corn dogs. They have no right to exist. Heed my warning, and thank you.

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Good on them.

thats a shit

shit meme only spammed by you because Eddie lives rent free in your head.
Also projection

>t.

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cringe
get some new material

Weak cunts.
In Australia we call them dicks on sticks.

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>so hetero you head on chomp dicks with no shame

no homo bro youre a legendary race of people.

In America we sodomize each other in the horse stables

No, you faggots sodomize other faggots in horse stables. Goddamn gay agenda spreading to britpol I see

Checked but you lads did eat your spotted dick on boxing day right?

Always preffered 'World of Pub' desu. The drinking competition between the two rivals was funny af.
youtube.com/watch?v=bd3MoDsL8Tk

lmaoo you a mare nigga

Christ lads since when have trains had terror warning messages?
>if you see someone or something suspicious remember to call the hotline
Also Stockport is just as rundown and depressing as I remember

Whetherspoons are slashing prices on draught. So much for my dry January.

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Cunt, you'll never take em from us alive.

like father like son i suppose

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That comedy with jasper carrott where he was married to a paki with kid in wheelchair, so pc it made me cringe.. that was worse.

>N-Nonce hunting is so low class a-and chavvy
How to spot a Nonce

Nonces are the cancer eating our society from the inside out. They destroy families, cause distrust, spread discord, corrupt institutions, fuel suicides and mental illnesses. A large proportion of people who end up in prison were abused as a child.
No wonder these "chavs" have had enough. They have had nonces run rampant in their communities and have been predated by scum from all levels of society and when they try to get help they are ignored and when they fight back they are sneered at.

Nonce hunters are based

>When you would talk to a Nonce because he looks like a Drama Teacher/Wizard with lots of Prog records

Holyshit I could've been groomed

that image triggers my non-muslim white liberal self to the core

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Stranger danger just say no

Nonces saying they're 18 when they're a pallid 32 being your cool older friend and then bumming you when you just wanted to see the new N64 is the original refugees.

Also WTF the UK has boat people now?

I'd say do what we do but Prison Island is a dumb idea. We should just deport them from Indonesia.

wreed seedj

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Yeah but it's okay Muhammud Al Shavid (can't even call himself David) is in charge and actively overseeing the operation of keeping people like himself out. Not to fret.

DID YE SEE TE GOAL ARE MO SCORED LAST NAIGHT?1 DID U SEE IT? WOT DID U NOT SEE IT?!?! ONEST TO GOD?!!

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it's like they ran out of fuel.

Kicked snek out this morning
The chain is about to snap
How far will I fall?

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How are these threads on Jow Forums?

Should be moved to Jow Forums to be honest

Jani applications are closed you faggot, no need to suck their cocks, unless you just enjoy it?

Good morning

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>PMQ soon
Based

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its just some tranny hope not hate types circlejerking derisive snarky pictures at this point. just paid to mange brexit and keep brits from discussing things naturally.

Sownds lyk uv reed seej

what is snek and why are you trying to break a manufactured chain and it depends on how high up you are

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we're talking about boat people and sausage rolls you fucking mong, how political do you want to be?

F.O.N.F

actually i havent. i took the owens pill.

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You're about to go back to car dwelling aren't you?

>doesn't like it
>asks for more
kek, you're mine

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6572491/Tragedy-teenage-girl-19-dead-woodland-leaving-friends-family-devastated.html

what a waste

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>it took him an hour and 3/4’s to think of this
Expanding your material past child porn has done a number on your creativity
No, hopefully I’ll have new work next month

>F.O.N.F

Fornicating over noncing ferrets?

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Too fat mate

>he’s trying to deny he used to draw child porn
I’ve done a number on you

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Your only good one

Morning lads, I thought the euro was collapsing today?

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Come here and give mummy a kiss before she goes to work.

*mwah*

Didn't drumpf give a speech last night? What happened?

Who fucking cares?!
Shut the fuck up!

>duh letturz
lmfao

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a-any minute now.

Fuck off Eddie its not even funny this early in the morning

>ME EDDIE ME TALK ABOUT TANKS IN WORLD WAR 2 HUUURR DUUUUUURRRRRR

It’s clear to anyone who looks at that image that you’re indeed the same person who obsessed over impregnating an underage child to the point that you actually started to draw pictures of it. Your damage control is just reinforcing how obvious it is.

>1045
>early in the morning
Kys

Dunno

Feels like there's a mass behind my right eye ever since I've got this head injury lads, I want to get it checked out but I don't particularly trust my GP.

i put my hand on my balls and smelled my hand afterwards

Found this documentary on the right wing and what it is today, well worth the watch
youtu.be/hxghq9wgGs4

He doesn't have enough heavy bombers

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The story (of Changes) concerned itself with the advances humans have made at the expense of nature. Overnight something happens to the United Kingdom, a series of changes which results in the population going berserk and destroying everything which is made from machines or has technology associated with it. Bikes, cookers, televisions, cars & cranes are all smashed as the people believe they are all evil. Whenever they approach something which is the slightest bit technological a strange sound is heard and they feel an irresistible urge to destroy it.

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i miss him lads

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What is Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Hit or miss yeah I bet he doesn't miss ya

Bercow being a cunt again.

lads im a northerner but I went to sussex the other day and realised how much better looking southerners are compared to us

are us northerners the subhumans of britain?

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He’s always a cunt

What's he on about this time?
And by the way when do we get rid of that faggot? He's been speaker for ever

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Yeah, didn't he say once that his only fear of doing his antics in the ocean is how vulnerable he was underwater? Then he gets stabbed in the heart by a stingray because he had no ground to jump back from...

He's going soon, but they're replacing him with a black tranny. No joke.

Pretty shit coat of arms that

you're fat, op

youtube.com/watch?v=-OGd4gplxQM

Diane Abbott?

Better than yours

Can someone make some Bercow as Bane memes? He's crashing Brexit with no survivors

youtube.com/watch?v=zhyaAPsT1LU

Why's nobody talking about tomorrow?

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You must be joking

Is he actually going?

Bercow needs to go right now

Probably not. Probably hoping we all forgot lmao

I haven’t decided yet, I’m not busy so I could do, but then again can I be arsed parking in town

Based

Roastie got toastied

You’ll never live it down if you don’t go

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>I-I haven't decided yet
>I-I'm definitely not too scared to turn up honest!

>Any mildly to semi-attractive girl I'd be too insecure to speak to is a roastie!
Go back to Jow Forums you bitter virgin

You pussied out of Penrith but I don’t make a thing of it

Haha fuck off lol