What is this at my university?
do i need to be scared?
What is this?
Henry Walker
Parker Kelly
It's a bacon repository. Leave some tasty bacon treats there for good karma.
Austin Bailey
Masturbate directly onto it. They will appreciate it
Noah Lewis
Be Weary. Very very weary
Jonathan Cooper
You should throw it all out the window. Show these invaders they aren't welcome.
Adrian Ward
Grab one and jump over the railing
Ian Gray
this
Jaxson Perry
Those decorations are old and stuffy, replace them with those bathtowels that have pictures of women in bikini.
Adrian Bailey
Be careful.
They got the high ground.
Luke Butler
this actually works?
Jose Smith
Nathan Evans
>one jump ahead of the breadline
>one swing ahead of the sword
>I steal only what I cant afford
>thats everything!
Charles Sullivan
thats diversity my friend dont be scared , its good for everyone
Blake Peterson
reminder that leaving some bacon strips there would be considered a hate crime and get you 20 years
Ryan Thomas
Turn the rugs ever so slightly out of position over the course of a month, so that they point towards something haram.
Bentley Lopez
BS. Your jihadi flag gives you away. Or is your name Shlomo and you're trying to stir up shat?
Joseph Rogers
That is not how that works.
Gabriel Williams
i thought it was menat to be the theme of the post
Tyler Jenkins
I would use it to wipe my feet tbqh
Kayden Reyes
Probably some homeless guys place at night, just take the rugs and use them for decoration or piss on them and put them back.
Asher Rivera
it's a public toilet, leave poo on it
Michael Brooks
I thought they had to be turned towards Mecca or some shit? Then smear the rugs with bacon and shit instead.
Cooper Flores
>wary and weary
tiresome.jpg
Jordan Richardson
This. Drop some bacon there and you will get a news story written about your IRL shitposting.
Jackson Gray
Yes it should turn to Mecca, to the best of their abilities. That does leave a rather generous margin of error of about 45'ish degree, whatever the fatwa of the land say. If you actually do want to troll them by moving the rugs to another angle, it would be rather obvious.
Asher Murphy
Get some cheap model pigs from a toy shop and place them near the rug. That way they wont phyisically dirty the rug but will still send the message.
If you're in the UK be careful whatever you do, as the last time some guy tried putting bacon on a mosque the government had him killed.
Ryder Williams
Just pick them up and hand them into lost property. You are a really nice considerate person. Take it to the main campus lost property not the library one so it will be easier for the owners.
Leo Flores
But not for Israel, of course!
Gavin Turner
we're the most diverse nation on earth , a proof melting pot works
Logan Lee
Prototype flying carpets! Grab one so we can harness the power of Allah.
>mfw He didn't fly so good
Liam Green
You found Aladdin's magic carpet. Take it for a spin user
Caleb Morgan
hmm. what portion of israeli pop is jewish?
Gabriel Barnes
Just old-timey sun-worshippers.
Al-Lah literally means "the sun"
and worship literally means "to see it"
Henry Butler
kikes are degenerate and antinationalist
israel is for nationalists
Daniel Bell
Youre a toilet
David Peterson
it's hidden away at the far top of a staircase
Jacob Wilson
that is a pet area for dogs to poop.
very thoughtful of your university to make your pooch feel at home.
Robert Flores
It's a magic carpet throw it off the balcony and see if it flies
Caleb Peterson
Take a big fluid shit on that.
Isaac Anderson
Most universities in germany have those places now too.
I remember an email from the university president adressing all students, that they mustn't keep arsoning those carpets.
Adrian Carter
Nap pods, go take a siesta!
Andrew Hernandez
Colton Brooks
>showing photos of Israels army that is much more diverse than the actual population due to its extensive exchange programm.
Anthony Taylor
I'm pretty sure sand niggers poo here. Take a dump on it to assimilate and make sure they feel comfortable with their 5000 year old traditions.
James Sanchez
what exchange program you dumb nigger we enlist our soldiers when they finish highschool
Ian Carter
Germans are not allowed to fight for other nations armies. There is an exeption made for Israels army.
German light-left media is shilling for germans joining your army.
bento.de
Samuel Jenkins
This. Go buy a pound of bacon, open it up, and dump the fucker on it.
It will be hilarious.
I hate to see good bacon go to waste, but it's worth the lulz
Carter Clark
come join us then , escape german degeneracy embrace the light of zionism
Isaiah Nguyen
Or this get a god to lay on them, and get dog hair all over it.
They will be so fucking pissed.
That one you have plausible deniability.
Jordan Lewis
Germany right wing instead is directly ZOG
Jace Smith
piss on them
Owen Powell
Shit on them, squat and curl one down onto each blanket
James Taylor
its a target for a smart bomb hopefully
Mason Bailey
Sand People compasses. They always make nests that point Northeast over Greenland or East if they think the Earth of flat. If they need to make their nest in the Pitcairn Islands they should make the nest vertically. Same thing if they ever happen to find themselves standing on the monolith that they get their evil powers from.
If they are in space then the official rule is "Fuck it do, whatever".
If the Kaaba were to blow up into smithereens then a Muslim would have to pray to each smithereen individually until they can put it together with gorilla glue.
The best thing to do is to take a jug of whisky and pour it on the Northeastern portion of the rug. Then hide some strips of bacon under it on the North Eastern Portion. Preferably freshly cooked. Nothing tests the faith like an empty stomach.
Cameron Sullivan
Op just get some itching powder. Its a meme but I doubt they'd realise and those don't look machine washable either.
Ryan Hill
It does, but the moment you think it doesn't, it doesn't.
Benjamin Young
This, or get that kid who doesn't wash to rub his head on it to infect it with lice. Or get some bedbugs from the dumpster behind a subsidised apartment. Those things are tough as fuck to get out and bite like motherfuckers.
Cameron Thompson
When they throw out their infected mattress/furniture I mean.
Chase Martin
Relax, it's just a parking spot for their vehicles.
Joseph Sanchez
Free carpets for you to take afaik
Hunter Thomas
This. They were in such a hurry to get rid of them they just illegally dumped it right on campus. Wrap it up and put it in your vehicle, then continue your day like nothing happened. Maybe pawn it for beer money.
James Martinez
Throw ham on them
Kevin Lee
>tough as fuck to get out
Shave your head or change bedsheets.
Jack Wood
I never got them. I just lived at one of those subsidised apartments and the men of negro persuasion always complained about them. A plastic mattress cover also smothers them.
Easton Miller
Daniel Hughes
ouch user!
i tied that at my local university and broke my fucking leg!
Jack Jenkins
Ethnic minorities = jews only.