Are Italians the most based human beans ever?

literally everything we put our hands on become gold
everything cultured, sophisticated exclusive or luxurious is Italian
everything we do become the best the world will ever see

>have to empire:
create Roma
>have to politica
Macchiavelli
>have to religion
Pope
>have to paint
Giotto Raffaello Michelangelo Caravaggio
>Have to music
Vivaldi Verdi Rossini Paganini
>have to be genius
da Vinci Galileo
>have to write
Dante Boccaccio
>invent atomic bomb
Enrico Fermi
>invent radio signal
Guglielmo Marconi
>invent telephone
Antonio Meucci
>invent PC
Olivetti
>have to discover
Polo Vespucci Colombo
>most beautiful women in the world
Loren Bellucci
>most beautiful cars in the world
500 Ferrari Lamborghini Maserati
>most beautiful bikes in the world
Vespa Ducati
>most beautiful dresses in the world
Armani Prada Versace D&G Gucci
>most beautiful cities in the world
Venice Florence Rome
>most beautiful seaside in the world
Amalfi coast Portofino Sardinia
>most beautiful countryside in the world
Tuscany
>most beautiful lakes in the world
Como
>most beautiful mountains in the world
Alps Dolomiti
>most iconic monuments in the world
Colosseum David Pisa
>most beautiful movies in the world:
Fellini Storaro Leone Morricone Stallone
>most famous singers in the world
Caruso Pavarotti
>best food in the world
Prosciutto Salame Parmesan Pasta Pizza
>best wines in the world
Chianti Barolo Brunello
>best coffee in the world
espresso Lavazza Cimbali
>have to deal with kikes
invent ghettos
>have to fight kikes
invent fascism
>have to crime
invent mafia
>even our ruins are the best in the world:
Pompei Taormina

long story short: how can non-italians resist the urge to commit suicidio for not being born in the greatest Country under the sun to have ever been?

yuropoors, acceptable BMI countries welcome
glow in the dark mutt shills d&c go shooting insulin and stay out

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>Have to destroy itself
invent PD

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Based med B*LLS being aware of their own superior genes.cum sk*ns eternally btfo.

>Portuguese flag
>Cum skins

Are you d@c shills even trying anymore? Do not bump this thread

Do you like my cat?

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>Italian poster
>Italians are Beans

Itanians confirmed for Beaners

Butturth mutt is butturth color me surprised .
You literally live in a Place named After an italiano

Did you skip training class or something? Very poor shilling abilities being showcased itt

Based and italopilled

Italian And med BULLS btfoing americanshits in this thread.

Average S.Euro

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*fucks your Gf in vacation

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why have leftists stopped caring about the working class and started caring about illegals, globalism?

I’m an Italian from nyc and I work in a field where I deal with Italian business owners. The most legit people in the world.

Italy is a failed culture in every sense.
It wants the state but their low trust society prevents them from ever realy institutionalize it so they are all socialist and tax evaders at the same time. Italy, your culture ended 1500 years ago, now go away.

Only if we're not taking into account the southern part of italy or as italians say "dal veneto in giu l'italia non c'è piu"

>why is there an agenda being (((pushed)))?
Oh, boy, are you not aware of the amount of jews present in your country?
>Italy is a failed culture in every sense.
Except, it's not.
Italy's culture is pretty much lived everywhere.
Italian culture has expanded. From the food, arts and way of living.
What has germanistan accomplished besides prostrating themselves to the roaches?
Fuck off, Hans.

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Yes, Italy is the best country in the world.

You can add best climate in your list too.

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>Roma
cant argue with that
>Macchiavelli
cuck despite his writings. well see that a few times more here.
>Pope
not an italian
>art
from a long time ago. still, great painters, cant argue with that
>classical music
good, but the russians and old-timey germany are the same tier, so why choose italy?
>da Vinci Galileo
aah, beautiful art of non-working flying machines. galileo was cool though. however, your praised then still mainly italian catholic church hated his ass. great for science and religion, those italians!
>Dante Boccaccio
literally every half-developed nation can provide two great writers, mario.
>Enrico Fermi
thanks to max born
>invent radio signal
couldnt monetize it.
>invent telephone
same.
>invent PC
now youre just making shit up.
> exolorers
Still not spain/portugal, holland or britain-tier.
>most beautiful women
they all get fat once married and are constantly complaining
>most beautiful cars in the world
gay
>most beautiful bikes in the world
even gayer
>most beautiful dresses in the world
even more gay
>cities
venice is a shithole, roma was already named, cant argue with florence as a centre of culture.
>seaside
disregard the dead refugees in the sand
>countryside
ever been anywhere else in your life?
>lakes
wat.
>mountains
tirol cant into italy
> monuments
bested by paris and a shitload of others
>Stallone
>beautiful
nigga you gay
>Caruso Pavarotti
meh.
>best food in the world
its good, gotta give you that
>best wines in the world
>best coffee in the world
okay, we get it, you lazy-ass backstabbing shitheads are into food. good for you.
>have to deal with kikes
need help from germany because you cant handle it on your own
>invent fascism
back out of ww2 like the cucks you are
>have to crime
imagine being stupid enough to brag with crime
>even our ruins are the best in the world:
>in ruins

Italians are literally Jewish Mexicans (not DNA wise) but culturally Italians act just like a what you'd expect a Jewish Mexican to act like

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>>have to deal with kikes
>invent ghettos
>>have to fight kikes
>invent fascism
Italian education everyone

fuck you gay sub-human
stop showing off like a faggot
negro

>>most beautiful women
>they all get fat once married and are constantly complaining

While this one is in fact true. As an American I feel compelled to point out that at least they can cook. Our women can't heat up a can of soup properly.

Based
Literally invented the modern Age kys
"Christ stopped at Eboli"

>occupied by zog for almost 100 years

Wew lad

True, based Gallia cousin

negro

have you ever worked on a Italian car? they are some of the worst engineered garbage ever to be wrapped in a nice looking skin. seriously there are modern Ferraris that require you to pull the entire engine out every 10,000 miles and rebuild it according to scheduled maintenance. That is fucking retarded!!! especailly when there are chevy trcuk engines that make more horsepower and last 200,000 miles without needing anything other then oil and plugs

Kek'd but still You have to come back when your BMI Will be lower than 29

>have to war
Luigi Cadorna

All bantz aside, italians are pretty based

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>Literally bragging about hillybilly simpletons pick up Trucks
Can't make this shit up

negro

Oh vey! Divide and conquer goym, shut this down

i am not dividing anything
i am calling you a faggot and a negro because there is nothing to show of,we are as pathetic and decadent as the rest of the west

it's over

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Oh vey! You're doomed goym! Demoralize yourselves faggots!

i didn't say that negro, i said that showing off for nothing is gay as fuck

>literally bragging about your engineering
>cars only last 10,000 miles and make less horsepower then a piece of American farm equipment
the only reason Americans are considered fat is because of a bunch of fat italians WOPs and their carb only diet

>literally every half-developed nation can provide two great writers
Petrarca, Manzoni, Leopardi, Calvino, Eco. Italy has a shitload of famous or semi-famous writers, don't kid yourself.

>thanks to max born
Something something the shoulders of giants. if you reason in that way, only Archimedes has any merit (and he lived in Sicily anyway).

>>invent PC
>now youre just making shit up.
>"The first commercial programmable "desktop computer", the Programma 101, was produced by Olivetti in 1964 and was a commercial success"
Literally just open up Wikipedia.

>Still not spain/portugal, holland or britain-tier.
Columbus discovering the Americas basically tops any other explorer on the planet.

>bested by paris and a shitload of others
Monnalisa is Italian. Shitloads of countries have Italian art. Saint Petersburg was basically built by an Italian architect.

I'll admit you hairy bastards dun good.
I would learn spanish twice before french.
>3 times before canadian french

as soon as we stop sending humanitarian aid africkin population will dwindle so they will only exist as long as we do

>Be actual human
>Take your italian goddess to the Opera ti enjoy some redpilled music
>Dress up
>Drive to the Scala entrance
>Park your pick up
Do You realize how retarded that would look?

>thinks basic engineering philosophy is any different on a truck engine then a car engine.
>Lamborghini was literally a tractor engineer that was snubbed by Ferrari after pointing out how poorly engineered Ferrari are so he built his own car and ironically it is also a poorly engineered turd that falls a parts after 10k
Italian cars look good sitting still because thats all they're good for. you guys make pretty stuff i'll give you that but it is the biggest joke in the world when it comes to quality and engineering

No

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>writers
youre kidding yourself. my point is: writers dont mean shit.

>shoulders of giants
exactly. so back to your initial statement: why exactly is your italian dude the go-to-guy on that cause?

>pc
i actually did. however, i dont see "first pc" as first commercial programmable desktop computer. its either personal computer (which it isnt) or first computer itself, which it isnt either. so its basically the same shoulders of giants shit as before, just a random development on the shoulders of others, bested by others later. no reason to jerk yourself off for that, luigi.

>columbus
"oh look, its india!" also, like galilei, wasnt supported by his own kind and had to sail for spain and shit. you guys didnt care for science. spaghetti all day. nothing to be proud of.

>famous monuments
>names mona lisa
you know what a monument is, dont you?
>names saint petersburg
oh, another talented person who had to flee your shit society that only knows food, religion and gayness.

great
but when

Yes Luigi , we Italians truly are based human beans.

The English version.

Italy is a very ambivalent nation. You’re the craddle of the western civilization, yet some people think you’re just poor lazy bastards. Rome is handsome, no other city can compete even Paris where I live.
Please, save Europe from uncultured, gross unmannered loudy lutherian biggots.

>seething kraut

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Your football has become shit though

without a doubt

Based Italy undeniable cultural supremacy hello from Ireland!

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we love you too christiano

>Human beans


what

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You know your shitty ancestors actually copy-pasted Petrarca for centuries and sucked Dante's immaginary for longer time too? I cant think of two writers as influential as Dante and Petrarca in the whole modern history (artistically speaking, not philosophicaly). And in the world history the most crucial books were all written by based Meds or Chinese. Just admit it to yourself.

agrarian italian beaners supplied world domination

and then the north took all their money!

>thinks air conditioning makes you sick
>believes you will surely die if you swim after eating
>lives at home until 36
>can’t get job on merit, must “know” someone, patronage, nepotism
>no clothes dryer in house
>can’t work more than about 34hrs/week
>thinks wearing a scarf will keep you from getting bronchitis
>needs about 9 coffee breaks a day
>thinks fans cause muscle pain

God I wish I was Italian... a non-Sicilian/Moorish/swarthy one though.

also
>not adding Napoleon to that list

You had one job.

What event is this picture of?

Atheism is not a religion, it's the religion of non-religion. REEEEEEE!

Based. I knew since I was a little kid nords and anglos were cucks.

You probably shouldnt try to boast about your fighting ability when there isnt a single pasta nigger of note (if any at all) in the UFC.

oh look it’s some obtuse german upset his people were taught how to read and wipe their asses by the italians, over 2000 years ago. the term barbarian comes from what we called bavarians after encountering them when we first crossed the alps. and now they are your best. you uncouth shit.

> gross unmannered loudy lutherian biggots
that was very voltairean.
the best words ever spoken about luther, the middle ages, gothic art, the institute of chivalry (and militarism), scholasticism and other such german characters are from voltaire's essai sur les moeurs.